Definitions by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS
BACKSCARF
A name for a gutless wonder that creeps up behind you or goes behind your back to fuck you over one way or another.
" OI watch out for that tanned triple turncoat threefaced fagot james turu waine hiding in those pallets over there or he will BACKSCARF you when he thinks your not looking.
BACKSCARF by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 1, 2021
AOTEAHOA
Tourist 1: those aotearoa sluts are so quick to take the dick that they should have named it AOTEAHOA..
AOTEAHOA by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 1, 2021
MINCE JAVELIN
Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"
Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
MINCE JAVELIN by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
FIDDYTUBBY
A 1st year halfbred apprentice mungbeaning off 2 beers and frosted lightbulb fumes, curled up in corner of workshop changing room with his boots and birthday suit on hugging his overalls and wailing for his mother for no apparent reason whatsoever...
FIDDYTUBBY by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
FANDANGLE
FANDANGLE by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE
A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.
"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"
DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021
DOGROLL
A DOGROLL is a cols, useless, foul tasting toxic slab of dead offal consisting of animal offcuts, unpleasant shit bits and traces of horseshit that comes beautifully preserved in an unbiodegradable hard plastic wrapper that needs to be opened with a sharp knife.
DOGROLL by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021