MINCE JAVELIN

Mans prized meat rod his penis.

Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

AOTEAHOA

A slut, skank or hoe native to the country of New Zealand.

Tourist 1: those aotearoa sluts are so quick to take the dick that they should have named it AOTEAHOA..

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 01, 2021

SHINS N SHINYS

Slang phrase referring to Asians (shins) and Africans (shinys).

Oi mate did you see the shins n shinys fighting over that bag of rice at supermarket?

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS May 13, 2022

DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE

A phrase used to strongly reinforce and help paint an extremely vivid image in the listeners mind when describing something to those who are possibly imagionatoraly impaired or have a total lack of imagination altogether.

"OI what happened to you last night mate because you've woken up today looking and smelling like a DEAD DOGS ASSHOLE"

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

BLOODNUT

A form of description for a ginger man

I thought a guy's head was on fire but then I realised he was a BLOODNUT ginger

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 04, 2021

KINDER SUPRISE

A black female giving birth to an albino child

Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 04, 2021

FIDDYTUBBY

A 1st year halfbred apprentice mungbeaning off 2 beers and frosted lightbulb fumes, curled up in corner of workshop changing room with his boots and birthday suit on hugging his overalls and wailing for his mother for no apparent reason whatsoever...

OI Curtis stop acting like a FIDDYTUBBY and get back to work!

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021