Definitions by RPCGAL
Infectionery Treat
I sneezed while blowing out the candles on my birthday cake instantly turning it from a confectionary treat to an infectionery treat.
Infectionery Treat by rpcgal January 29, 2022
Illiterary Reference
I said to my wife, you know like in Moby Dick, “I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.” To which she responded, that’s from Little Women. Nice illiterary reference.
Illiterary Reference by rpcgal January 29, 2022
Cheek Mute
Similar to Butt Dial, a Cheek Mute is when you hold your phone up to your face to talk, your cheek pushes the mute button without you realizing it.
I called my friend and kept saying hello, hello and shaking my phone wondering why he wasn’t answering me. I finally looked at the phone and realized I had cheek muted.
Cheek Mute by rpcgal January 18, 2022
COVID Bomb
We were together with friends for a Christmas Party and my neighbor dropped a COVID Bomb on everyone.
COVID Bomb by rpcgal December 18, 2021
Valet Shoes
The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.
When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.
Valet Shoes by rpcgal February 27, 2021
Fundred
A $100 bill you carry with you which can only be used to go on an adventure or do something unexpected for the pure pleasure of it. Fundreds are not allowed to be used to pay bills or similar expenses. Carrying a Fundred reminds you to be on the lookout for opportunities for fun.
My wife and I were at a Cars and Copters show at the local airport. It was $50 per person to go on a helicopter ride. We’d never been in a helicopter and since I had a Fundred with me, we decided to do it. It was Fundred well spent.