Definitions by RPCGAL

Abdultery

When your spouse admires someone else's abs.

Last week I accused my wife of abdultery when I caught her admiring her personal trainer's abs. My attorney said it wouldn't stand up in court.

Abdultery by rpcgal January 30, 2021

Shoefari

When your wife goes on a shopping spree for new shoes.

Last week my wife went on a shoefari with her friends and bagged two pairs of Jimmy Choos a leopard print Prada.

Shoefari by rpcgal January 30, 2021

testicular matrophy 

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.

I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.

testicular matrophy by rpcgal September 4, 2013

coreplay

Having to admire your spouse's toned abs before they will have sex with you.

Now that my wife is doing pilates we have to engage in coreplay (me telling her what great abs she has) before we can have sex.

coreplay by rpcgal July 12, 2012

masterbask 

When no one will give you the gratification of a job well done, you are forced to masterbask in your own accomplishment.

No one would give me the credit I deserved for a great project at work, so I was forced to shut the door to my office and masterbask.

I had just finished painting the bathroom and showed my wife, she said "fine" but you have more work to do. I needed to masterbask in my accomplishment. Then I felt better.

masterbask by rpcgal October 12, 2010