Veganati

Derived from Illuminati, Veganaties are the enlightened vegans who feel the need to inform everyone of their superior dietary choices.
Having dinner with my cousin the veganati, I had to endure 2 hours hearing about his food choices and how chia pudding tastes better than cheesecake.
by rpcgal November 24, 2022
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Off-Season Beautiful

When you’re not one of the truly beautiful people, but enough so to qualify in the off-season.
My wife and were in Portofino, the waiter seated us at a seaside table where others walking by could see us. We thought that doesn’t usually happen. Then we realized the restaurant was mostly empty and it was the off-season, so while not truly beautiful people, we do qualify as off-season beautiful.
by rpcgal November 24, 2022
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testicular matrophy

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.
I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.
by rpcgal August 03, 2013
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bro-rated

Unlike pro-rated, when a someone discounts a service because you stopped using it, bro-rated is when one of your buddies offers you a deal up front.
My fraternity brother rents his ski condo for $1,200 a week. He let me have it for the bro-rated price of $450.
by rpcgal January 31, 2021
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Oldmansplaining

Mansplaining when done by a person of advanced age, typically on a non-PC topic, and at an increased volume.
My father started oldmansplaining to my daughter about the “girl” who worked for him. I just rolled my eyes and said, “too loud and that’s not a term people use any more”.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
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