ROBERT 's definitions

nuggwife

A Hott wife with big titties and big ass.

Damn that guys got a nuggwife.

by Robert April 28, 2016

inner gayness

What a guy has when he is not gay but he can distinct if a guy is attractive or not. Does NOT mean guy is gay.

Omg your inner gayness is showing!

by ROBERT January 9, 2015

chubophile

someone who likes to room with topless fat people; different from a homochubophile who likes to room and have deviant thoughts about topless fat people.

when you're sharing a room at a conference to save your company $ and your roommate 'forgets' his tshirt and asks if its ok to prance around topless, exposing ample belly (even though he works out)...he wants to make sure you're not a chubophile or more nervously checks to make sure you're not a homochubophile

by robert June 13, 2007

DFK

Dog faced killer, one ugly bitch

Have you seen that new girl in class, she such a DFK

by Robert June 19, 2006

Mitt

Mitt is when female pubic hair is growing out of control.

I was going to go down on Sally, but her Mitt was out of control, I could not see what I would have been licking. Not Good!

Look at the bulge in Penelope's bikini. She must have a Mitt!

Man, she had a 70's Mitt!, She has to shave that shit!

by Robert June 16, 2006

fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.

#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!

by Robert November 5, 2005

foxtion

Just like fiction, but it is television shows on Fox. Sex, murder, sex, wills, and more sex are commonly used.

Bob: Whats your favorite foxtion show?

Jan: It would have to be The OC

by Robert September 23, 2005