ROB's definitions

grouphug

A cool website where all these freaky people confess all the freaky stuff they've done. Its sometimes really funny, and sometimes really scary.
grouphug.us

#424166984:
I fart terribly often at work, I just let them waft out, they go from nothing, to slightly stale to fresh and finally when I do one that makes me gasp, I go take a dump. My podmates must know its me and I hate to think what they must think of me for it but I dont stop,


#339895017
i fake being lesbian with my friends so that i could fuck their boyfriends without getting caught

by Rob March 16, 2004

rectum shaving ninja

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo

bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas

by rob September 2, 2004

Juicy Fruit

if you want to become a gold fish have it quick.

that's what they showed on the commercial.

by Rob April 24, 2005

bassy

A ugly, hairy, fat woman with warts and deformed babies on her back.

"YO! That girl is one sick bassy!"

by Rob March 23, 2004

TSI Shirley

Seeking her pre-school diploma, Shirley also known as Swirley lives and works amongst people 400 to 4000 times as smart as shell ever be. Still addind and subtracting with her fingers and toes, the Swirley strives to think... possibly at least once a week

Damn Brian you're a real fucking TSI Shirley haha.

by Rob February 7, 2005

Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

by Rob June 19, 2006

pull hang

hang out with friends

What'd you do last night? Oh, a couple of people came over and we pulled hang.

by rob October 8, 2003