by rob September 29, 2003
A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.
Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.
Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.
***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."
Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."
Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"
by Rob March 29, 2005
by rob March 28, 2005
this is short for Monkey Food (honestly) is originated from spending the day with Mad Jack and eating crisps
by Rob July 04, 2004