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porg

I am 5 foot tall.

hahahaha you porg
by Rob November 11, 2003
mugGet the porgmug.

relativity

Interconnection

Being dependent or intertwined with another event or object that is just as dependant as the other.

Cause and effect.
ERIC
I punch you in the face, you'll punch back, right?

VALLEN
Yeah.

ERIC
Your hitting me back is reative to me hitting you in the face.

-ALSO-

A Bank owner is very hard on a Farming family. The family is forced out of their house and loose everything, living in poverty. The Banker prospers with their loss. (1)

For 20 years, the family lives in poverty, barely surviving. Eventualy, one of the family members is forced to rob a bank to survive. The bank that is robbed happens to be the same bank which forced thim into poverty. (2)

The Banker looses everything from the robbery. He resorts to drugs (3) and one day, in a drug impared state, he decides to go and buy more drugs. He has a car accident. (4)

From the car accident, he is paralyzed from the neck down and cannot speak for the rest of his life. (5)

1. The Banker's prosperity is relative to the families suffering.

2. The bank robbery is relative to the Banker's being hard on the family.

3. The drugs are relative to the bank robbery.

4. The car accident is relative to the drugs.

5. the paralysis is relative to the car accidsent

In conclusion, the man's paralysis is relative to his being hard on the family, he bought it upon himself.
by Rob January 19, 2004
mugGet the relativitymug.

pom

a very cool band from the 00's, full of wonderful girls who are very friendly and nice.
i <3 PoM!
by Rob September 14, 2003
mugGet the pommug.

Liquid Shits

The Erge to go to the bathroom in the #2 form, and while your in the process you feel like you just emptied out a bottle of Chocolate Milk
OMG i just went to the bathroom in there i just had a sick case of the liquid shits.
by Rob December 18, 2004
mugGet the Liquid Shitsmug.

rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.
***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"
by Rob May 13, 2005
mugGet the rugby leaguemug.

kirsnocker'd

i dont remember anything about last night i was kirsnocker'd
by rob October 19, 2003
mugGet the kirsnocker'dmug.

you send me

#1 Hit for Sam Cooke in 1957.

It describes a feeling of love so deep, it takes you to another world.
Darling you send me
I know you send me
Darling you send me
Honest you do, honest you do
by Rob March 20, 2004
mugGet the you send memug.

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