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cocklash

The end result when an erect penis is bent beyond it's natural boundries
I'm sorry Mr. Gary, but that brick wall left you with a case of cocklash.
by rob April 4, 2003
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rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.
***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"
by Rob May 13, 2005
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kirsnocker'd

i dont remember anything about last night i was kirsnocker'd
by rob October 19, 2003
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Jargon

Hey Kyle, suck my Jargon! Hahahah!
by Rob November 8, 2004
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BuddyPic

Possibly one of the greatest travesties to all that seemed sane in this world, BuddyPic is a site where sad, lonely teens post their pictures and a small profile and ask others to rate them. Assholes who think the site is dumb go around rating ones, and it brings the users into avanced state of depression known as BS (Buddypic Neuropsychoticsyndrome), or, in some forms of the phrase, Bull Shit.
omg plz plz plz rate my boi sk8erdude11209 a ten on bp hes soo hott
by rob October 23, 2004
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<><

The non deluxe Jesus fish in reference to this leet one <{{{><
Yo man hes got a <>< on his car, don't flick him off.
by Rob December 28, 2003
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craptastic

A humourus way to bring the over-enthusiastic person back down to earth.
Rob: "This is going to be the best thing ever!"

Patty: "Craptastic!"
by Rob November 18, 2003
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