penie

A word discovered accidentally during Kristen's science fair project. Meaning a male's thingy.

That guy has a really saggy penie.

by Rob February 15, 2005

phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.

"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."

by Rob July 18, 2005

shit flap

a pretty self explanitary and bizarre word i heard on david firth's fat-pie.com this guy is a genius

ur such a fucking SHIT FLAP!

by rob April 26, 2005

Liquid Shits

The Erge to go to the bathroom in the #2 form, and while your in the process you feel like you just emptied out a bottle of Chocolate Milk

OMG i just went to the bathroom in there i just had a sick case of the liquid shits.

by Rob December 18, 2004

light him up

in paintball, or any form of gun-based combat, it is a phrase meaning "concentrate fire on that guy", or "shoot him till he screams"

"We got one behind those barrels! Light him up!"

by rob October 03, 2004

Jargon

A male sex organ, penis.

Hey Kyle, suck my Jargon! Hahahah!

by Rob November 08, 2004

Shit Face Cock Master

A person of the human race that is a piece of shit; also see Pancheri

Ms.Pancheri is a shit face cock master

by Rob August 22, 2003