REDBOSS2008's definitions

Not real

Grumpy single Karen lingo for "A stealer". Specifically used by Tiffiny Gomas who freaked out on an airplane because some guy supposedly stole her AirPods, she went on to make a loud announcement saying "That motherfucker is not real", however, before this was revealed, people believed it was fake people being placed on airplanes by the government, and one happened to scare Tiffiny, delaying the flight too. Of course this was false and she apologized. But still, "Not real" is lingo for "A stealer".

"That motherfucker is Not real"

by REDBOSS2008 September 4, 2023

Derd

Similar to nerd, except it refers to anybody who puts a bunch of rubber ducks right behind the front windshield of their car.

Dumbass A: "I put rubber ducks on my car!"
Dumbass B: "You're a Derd"

by REDBOSS2008 September 14, 2023

Wokeness

Wokeness is when media companies insert LGBTQ related things or censorship into media intended for a wide audience, often done to fill some company employees empty, hypothetical void of satisfying this hypothetical "woke audience". Why can't we just put aside differences and make good movies and games?

Fuck the Wokeness in stuff!

by REDBOSS2008 September 28, 2024

PS Vita

The most underrated handheld ever.

Me: The PS Vita is the most underrated handheld ever!

by REDBOSS2008 November 24, 2024

2024 Election results

The biggest dissapointment the world has seen since Dollar Tree went to $1.25! Trust me, it is. It will be talked about till the end of time, I will tell my nieces and nephews, they will tell their kids and siblings kids, who will tell their kids and siblings kids, and so on. They will all tell about the dissapointment of the results of the election. From Trump winning, to Bernie winning, to Issue 1 failing, it's pretty clear why this election will be one to remember. Mark my words! Spread it from next generation to the next! Thank you.

Me: "MAN the 2024 Election results was dissapointing!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 24, 2024

Slept

The opposite of woke, meaning to not care about LGBTQ, black, or foreign pride and just treat them like normal people.

Me: "I'm Slept!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024

Fumble

A euphemism for "fuck", also a football term.

Me: "What the motherfumbling fumble is going on fumbling here? Fumble!

by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024