ann coulter

Scifiscientists in North Korea have successfully cloned one of these pieces of pond scum.

They have named it "CLUNT".
"Me nam iss Weedo Fookyoo.
We mak fellow Mellican hateress inna doll form.
We use grapfroot for adam apull.
Mellican call ting ann coulter.
We call new ting CLUNT after original."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 21, 2006
mugGet the ann coultermug.

Earth

Earth, n. A destination.
"Pluto wants to get Uranus on earth, Venus."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 30, 2005
mugGet the Earthmug.

folex

A reply to a question given by a black guy.
When asked for whom he's buying a gift, the black guy said,
"It be fo Lex."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 16, 2005
mugGet the folexmug.

douchebag

A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 04, 2005
mugGet the douchebagmug.

phlog

Phlog, n.
A phony, phactless, phavoritisn-philled so-called news outlet, i.e., phoxnews
Phoxnews is a phlog peopled by phuckheads such as swill o'reilly
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 01, 2005
mugGet the phlogmug.

Prayer

prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.
"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN October 01, 2005
mugGet the Prayermug.

natch

How someone with a cold or no front teeth describes a pussy.
"Man, she had a tight 'natch."
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 10, 2005
mugGet the natchmug.