the deren

getting a girl intoxicated enough to sleep in your bed. then you both take off your pants and sleep side by side in only underwear but do not cuddle or touch.

steven pulls the deren on any given saturday night with any given girl.

by randy January 22, 2004

shiggidibug

A creature that was made to love life but ended up as a normal teenager that hated his life... People say you can see him floating around the internet

I hate Shiggidibug, he is always on aim

by randy February 03, 2003

dolewhip

Also known as the Danza Slap, this is when one takes their penis in their hand and gives someone a sharp smack across the face with it. Also related to the dole-beating.

Linda ate my fried rice so I dropped my trousers and gave her a dolewhip.

by Randy June 01, 2004

porky pig

when a college girl on a dare rides around town bottemless but with top on

porky pig the cartoon only wears a shirt

by randy April 24, 2005

ass burner

a flaming dump, one which is often characterized by a burning sensation in the cornhole.

Bro, after those hotwings i went to the head for a 30 minute ass burner.

by Randy August 11, 2004

Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!

by Randy January 29, 2006

beeramid

a pyramid made with beer cans

dont knock over my beeramid!

by randy August 30, 2004