Skip to main content

R. Kemp's definitions

fishwrap

Slang for any printed journalistic medium (newspaper, magazine, etc.) with such low credibility and standards in acceptable journalism, that its only useful function is to wrap fresh fish in.
"The Sun" is a sensationalist fishwrap read by 10 million people daily in the UK.

If you are not a Sony Playstation fan, Electronic Gaming Monthly is a fishwrap.
by R. Kemp May 2, 2006
mugGet the fishwrapmug.

niggerfy

When a popular non-Rap/R&B song is turned into one with nerve grating results.
"Every Breath You Take" by The Police is a modern classic, but when P. Diddy niggerfied it, it became unlistenable shit. Add Luther Vandross' rendition of "Superstar" to this list too.
by R. Kemp February 7, 2005
mugGet the niggerfymug.

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.
The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.
by R. Kemp December 13, 2004
mugGet the Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanicmug.

anti-male

A genre of television show that picked up steam within the last decade. In this genre, the leaders and/or principal parts that require someone to be strong-willed and concientious are played by women. All men in the show are flawed either morally, physically, or mentally and are always a step below and behind their female counterparts.
Xena: Warrior Princess
Battlestar Galactica 2k4
Alias
Birds of Prey
Almost all David E. Kelley shows.
by R. Kemp April 2, 2005
mugGet the anti-malemug.

molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.
The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!
by R. Kemp July 24, 2006
mugGet the molassesmug.

Pearl Harbor

When you jump someone from behind to start a fight, which is an allusion to the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. This term was made famous by legendary WWE Commentator, Gorilla Monsoon.
Holy smokes! King Kong Bundy just did a Pearl Harbor job on Hulk Hogan!
by R. Kemp March 1, 2005
mugGet the Pearl Harbormug.

rapeman

Another name for NBA star Kobe Bryant.
In Eagle, Colorado the women wear tight jeans, for they fear the wrath of Rapeman!
by R. Kemp January 23, 2005
mugGet the rapemanmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email