fishwrap

Slang for any printed journalistic medium (newspaper, magazine, etc.) with such low credibility and standards in acceptable journalism, that its only useful function is to wrap fresh fish in.

"The Sun" is a sensationalist fishwrap read by 10 million people daily in the UK.

If you are not a Sony Playstation fan, Electronic Gaming Monthly is a fishwrap.

by R. Kemp May 02, 2006

B-Dash

The term used for running in platform style videogames due to the fact that nearly all of them use the B button to run.

Might be a little too fast (B-DASH!!)
Might fall into a hole (B-DASH!!)
Might crash into some turtles (B-DASH!!)
This pipe might go underground (B-DASH!!)
Might be able to breathe underwater (B-DASH!!)
Might jump over mountains too (B-DASH!!)
Might use Mario too much (B-DASH!!)
Luigi might be sulking (B-DASH!!)

by R. Kemp June 09, 2005

Buck

A young, virile black man.

Damn, that Mandingo is big nigger buck!

by R. Kemp February 17, 2005

Pearl Harbor

When you jump someone from behind to start a fight, which is an allusion to the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. This term was made famous by legendary WWE Commentator, Gorilla Monsoon.

Holy smokes! King Kong Bundy just did a Pearl Harbor job on Hulk Hogan!

by R. Kemp March 01, 2005

starfucker

Someone that shallowly idolizes and apologizes for celebrities just because they are celebrities in the hope that they can one day be lifted to their iconic level. They are the Hollywood version of a fanboy.

Paris Hilton got famous by being born with a silver spoon in her mouth. She then gathers "fans" through getting drunk at the most lavish and expensive bars across the world and being caught having sex and idiotic things on tape and those fans support, apologize, and minimize her antics. They truly are starfuckers.

by R. Kemp February 13, 2008

molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

by R. Kemp December 13, 2004