Turtle rub

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

by Quix Skate October 22, 2016

ubishafted

The act of being a victim of Ubisoft's odd servers

Did you here about the servers getting shut down?
Yeah, the dumb servers ubishafted me.

by Quix Skate March 15, 2017

shitty twister

When someone shits on your tits

"How was it last night"
"He gave my the biggest shitty twister"

by Quix Skate January 15, 2017

lemrod

Someone who acts clumsy and foolish. Usually accident prone.

"You coming?"
"Yeah I just fell over the lip in the sidewalk."
"You're such a lemrod."

by Quix Skate February 11, 2016