Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Quix Skate

ubishafted

The act of being a victim of Ubisoft's odd servers

Did you here about the servers getting shut down?
Yeah, the dumb servers ubishafted me.

"How was it last night"
"He gave my the biggest shitty twister"

When someone masturbates really slow to get the most pleasure.

Yo, next time you masturbate, try turtle rubbing so you can get the most pleasure out of it.

Turtle rub by Quix Skate October 22, 2016

Someone who acts clumsy and foolish. Usually accident prone.

"You coming?"
"Yeah I just fell over the lip in the sidewalk."
"You're such a lemrod."

lemrod by Quix Skate September 20, 2016