wife

(verb)
To make wifey or one's girlfriend
"I'm a wife that."
"Why you ain't wife that? She's bad yo."
mugGet the wifemug.

LA

Regional colloquialism for the Laurelton section of Queens, NYC.
"I'm from LA, 137th Ave".
mugGet the LAmug.

thangs

Can mean a number of things including guns, drugs, and pussy. It's usually used in place of those things as a means to be discrete about discussing those type of things, particularly the former two.
"I ran up on him wit the thang-thang, ya heard".

"Lemme get two of them thangs".

"Ayo ma, why don't you gimme that thang".
mugGet the thangsmug.

eat

"Me and my niggas is eatin".

"Y'all niggas ain't eatin, ya stomach touchin nigga".
mugGet the eatmug.