yankerspanker

“My boss is such a fucking yankerspanker i swear...”
by Queen Breezy August 17, 2019
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Hipswitch

When this word is shouted, everyone walking, jogging, or running has to turn
around quickly and go the opposite direction they were originally going
Person 1: *running*
Person 2: “HIPSWITCH”
Person 1: *turns around and runs in the opposite direction*
by Queen Breezy February 20, 2018
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longify

Person 1: This egg looks weird

Person 2: I longifyed it
by Queen Breezy March 08, 2019
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Mothman Kink

The romantic and or sexual desire for Mothman, or moths in general. People with a Mothman Kink Love Mothman or moths, even to the point of sexual fantasies.
Person 1: I’m not gay but, Mothmans hot
Person 2: God Why do you have a Mothman kink?
Person 1: Don’t kink shame me he’s dreamy
by Queen Breezy November 05, 2018
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Complex Lesbian

A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.
Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like

Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian

Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
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Cryptophilia

A strong sexual desire towards cryptids, and other mysterious and dangerous creatures alike.
Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?

Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
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A idiom thought up by a great philosopher which states, “Any object that of any size, shape, or threat level, has most likely been used by person, or people, to fuck, and feel pleasure from.”
Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely

Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before

Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
by Queen Breezy February 10, 2020
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