Definitions by Queen Breezy
Surrendered Romantic
A person who feels like they will never find love, and questions why anyone would want them to begin with. Despite this, they still yearn to fall in love anyway.
Person 1: What’s up with Person 3 lately
Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.
Person 2: You know, same old same old.
Person 1: Surrendered Romantic
Person 2: mhm.
Surrendered Romantic by Queen Breezy September 17, 2021
The HTS
Stands for “The Horny Time Scale.” A measurement of the minimum amount of time it would theoretically take for two people, and or characters, to begin to bang if given a room alone, we’re bored, and had no prior plans to have sex.
Person 1: Yo i think these two are very horny
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah! on The HTS scale i’d say around only 10 minutes.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah! on The HTS scale i’d say around only 10 minutes.
The HTS by Queen Breezy June 20, 2021
The DT Scale
Standing for, “The Dick Taking Scale.” The DT is an assumption measurement of how many dicks a person or character could take, and would take at once in that order. For example, “4:2” with 4 being how many dicks they could take, and 2 being how many they would.
person 1: “Say, where would you place Sebastian from Stardew Valley on The DT Scale?”
person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”
person 2: “Eh, probably 5:3?”
The DT Scale by Queen Breezy January 7, 2021
Breezy’s Location Theory
A theory thought up by a great philosopher which states: The thought of if someone has lost their virginity in a certain location, is more likely to be a yes.
person 1: Man this lake is pretty but there’s so many broken bottles on the ground
person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?
person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?
person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
Breezy’s Location Theory by Queen Breezy November 9, 2020
Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)
person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”
Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS) by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020
Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS)
person 1: *shivers*
person 2: “what’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have severe Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS).”
person 2: “aww... here,” *pops tiddy out*
person 2: “what’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have severe Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS).”
person 2: “aww... here,” *pops tiddy out*
Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS) by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020
Loose Bones
Person 1: Ouch
Person2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: I bent my knee weirdly, and it hurts, it feels like it shift or dislocates
Person 2: You got loose bones
Person2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: I bent my knee weirdly, and it hurts, it feels like it shift or dislocates
Person 2: You got loose bones
Loose Bones by Queen Breezy May 8, 2020