A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.
Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
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person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”
by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020
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Get the longify mug.The romantic and or sexual desire for Mothman, or moths in general. People with a Mothman Kink Love Mothman or moths, even to the point of sexual fantasies.
Person 1: I’m not gay but, Mothmans hot
Person 2: God Why do you have a Mothman kink?
Person 1: Don’t kink shame me he’s dreamy
Person 2: God Why do you have a Mothman kink?
Person 1: Don’t kink shame me he’s dreamy
by Queen Breezy November 05, 2018
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Person2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: I bent my knee weirdly, and it hurts, it feels like it shift or dislocates
Person 2: You got loose bones
Person2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: I bent my knee weirdly, and it hurts, it feels like it shift or dislocates
Person 2: You got loose bones
by Queen Breezy May 08, 2020
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Get the Disaster Gay mug.Stands for “The Horny Time Scale.” A measurement of the minimum amount of time it would theoretically take for two people, and or characters, to begin to bang if given a room alone, we’re bored, and had no prior plans to have sex.
Person 1: Yo i think these two are very horny
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah! on The HTS scale i’d say around only 10 minutes.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Yeah! on The HTS scale i’d say around only 10 minutes.
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