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Another word for asshole.
by Queen Breezy August 17, 2019
Get the yankerspanker mug.A idiom thought up by a great philosopher which states, “Any object that of any size, shape, or threat level, has most likely been used by person, or people, to fuck, and feel pleasure from.”
Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
by Queen Breezy February 10, 2020
Get the Breezy’s Principle of Objects mug.A lesbian who searches for a deep and loving complex relationship. A Complex Lesbian will be around their crush a lot, but also study them from afar to see more of what they’re like. They take notes on personality, and try to find a girl that fits with them perfectly. Complex Lesbians are usually confident, and flirty. Once in a relationship they’re very tender and loving, and will do anything to make their partner happy. They don’t need a lot, all they need is to see their girlfriend smile.
Girl 1: when i had a crush on you, i would also take notes on what you like
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
Girl 2: i was clueless then, had no idea you were such a complex lesbian
Girl 1: *giggles* surprise
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
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Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?
Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?
Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY
by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020
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Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
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person 1: Man this lake is pretty but there’s so many broken bottles on the ground
person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?
person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
person 2: hey, you think someone lost their virginity here?
person 1: yeah, given Breezy’s Location Theory, most likely at least one person has
by Queen Breezy November 9, 2020
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Person2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: I bent my knee weirdly, and it hurts, it feels like it shift or dislocates
Person 2: You got loose bones
Person2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: I bent my knee weirdly, and it hurts, it feels like it shift or dislocates
Person 2: You got loose bones
by Queen Breezy May 8, 2020
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