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Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination
“God my life is just a cluster fuck, I’m a total disaster gay”
by Queen Breezy September 15, 2018
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The HTS

Stands for “The Horny Time Scale.” A measurement of the minimum amount of time it would theoretically take for two people, and or characters, to begin to bang if given a room alone, we’re bored, and had no prior plans to have sex.
Person 1: Yo i think these two are very horny

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: Yeah! on The HTS scale i’d say around only 10 minutes.
by Queen Breezy June 20, 2021
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Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)

When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.
person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”
by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020
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Simple Lesbian

A often shy and submissive lesbian with low self confidence. Simple lesbians can’t talk to girls themselves, so they just complain about wanting a girlfriend. A simple lesbians often miss signs a girl is flirty with them, since their confidence is so low they feel they could never be loved.
Girl 1: G-god i just, really want a gf...
Girl 2: Oh shush you simple lesbian, just try talking to your crush
Girl 1: No! she’s going to hate me and reject me and never want to talk to me
by Queen Breezy March 12, 2020
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Hipswitch

When this word is shouted, everyone walking, jogging, or running has to turn
around quickly and go the opposite direction they were originally going
Person 1: *running*
Person 2: “HIPSWITCH”
Person 1: *turns around and runs in the opposite direction*
by Queen Breezy February 20, 2018
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yankerspanker

“My boss is such a fucking yankerspanker i swear...”
by Queen Breezy August 17, 2019
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Loose Bones

When your bones are loose
Person 1: Ouch
Person2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: I bent my knee weirdly, and it hurts, it feels like it shift or dislocates
Person 2: You got loose bones
by Queen Breezy May 8, 2020
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