Definitions by Quakeulf

kworitee 

Quality.

Often thought to be said by asian people when they describe things that they would like you to consider to be high quality in order to make the most out of a deal. It usually is something really cheap and dirty sold at a high price.

On certain imageboards/textboards it is also used together with VIP to form a special form of anti-quality known as "VIP-quality".

Western customer: *Looks at the modified Trabant* "This car is a bit expensive..."
Asian: *Jumps at him* "Iz not! Iz guud kworitee cah! Have wan self! Beri beri guud! Buy, yeees. Kworitee."

kworitee by Quakeulf April 13, 2010

Brollum 

A very shady bro. Derived from Gollum.

One who might turn his split personality against you for his own benefit should you decide to trust him like a real bro.

Dude, he's not a real broham, he's just a brollum.

Brollum by Quakeulf September 28, 2009

Colonthree 

The word-version of :3

Or; how you say :3

It's a multifunctional, all-purpose smiley. Also the sort of face most rodents make.

Guy: My mom died!
Dude: *colonthree*

Colonthree by Quakeulf August 28, 2009

spug 

silent
public
uneasiness
gas

In the middle of a crowd jamal suddenly found himself with a bad case of the spug.

spug by Quakeulf July 26, 2009

dudepeel 

The alternative way of writing Deadpool, a character from the Mahvel Univeérs.

(After watching X-men origins: Wolverine)

Dude 1: That wasn't Deadpool!
Dude 2: Dudepeel! Dudepeel! HUEHUAHUEHUA!!!
Dude 1: Hell yeah!
Both dudes: HUEHUAHUEHUAHUEHUA!!!!!

...

Movie producer: lol I trol u

dudepeel by Quakeulf May 1, 2009

}:3 

A water buffalo.

Dude 1: }:3 }:3 }:3
Dude 2: Sure is a lot of water buffalos around here.
Dude 1: >:3
Dude 2: Jesus Christ, and a lion!
Dude 1: >:3~
Dude 2: YARRRGH!

}:3 by Quakeulf February 19, 2009

jewsome 

Further bastardisation of jawsome. For use when something rad happens involving a jew.

Person 1: Hey, look at that kike over there tripping balls, dude!
Person 2: Fukken jewsome, dude!

jewsome by Quakeulf August 4, 2008