The way an avid drinker will purse their lips in order to get the very last drops of alcohol from the bottom of the glass
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 29, 2020
Name given to a usually male masturbator who utilizes discarded dirty female underwear pulled down over his face like a super hero mask to savor scent, but also to keep his hands free for strenuous self abuse.
Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself
Instead of being a super hero fighting crime - he’s more of a super weirdo fetishist “fighting” himself
My wife left some creamy musky underwear discarded on the bathroom floor - the thonged avenger made an impromptu appearance.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019
Like a cunt only much much worse. Think of a racist fat opinionated sexist vain megalomaniac and then imagine somebody who makes that person seem like Mother Teresa
In scientific notation it’s denoted as cunt10000. (Cunt to power of 10000)
In scientific notation it’s denoted as cunt10000. (Cunt to power of 10000)
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019
by Quagmire Ton bastardo February 06, 2021
The indentations on the lower back / upper butt more commonly known as “Dimples of Venus”. Possessed seemingly exclusively by smoking hot bitches.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019