Quagmire Ton bastardo 's definitions

Downbone

Unwanted erection caused by altitude decrease - usually experienced as the pilot prepares to land

Jesus, can’t keep my fucking food tray level with this behemoth of a downbone

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

4GFap

A roaming data 4G wank where one purposefully disconnects their device from the wireless network beforehand as it may be frowned upon by the owners - e.g. a church, funeral home or work lavatory

My God the widow is fucking smoking hot in black - I’m going for a 4GFap once I’ve given her my deepest sympathies y

by Quagmire Ton bastardo September 15, 2022

Mad cow disease

Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.

This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019

Hot points

The indentations on the lower back / upper butt more commonly known as “Dimples of Venus”. Possessed seemingly exclusively by smoking hot bitches.

Check on the hot points on that unit. Superior.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019

Afterburners

Hot smelly farts unexplainable because they immediately follow a toxic rat killing dump

Oh Jesus that stinks - I’ve got the afterburners

by Quagmire Ton bastardo February 6, 2021