Definitions by Quagmire Ton bastardo

Trump 

Like a cunt only much much worse. Think of a racist fat opinionated sexist vain megalomaniac and then imagine somebody who makes that person seem like Mother Teresa

In scientific notation it’s denoted as cunt10000. (Cunt to power of 10000)

That fat fuck in the red baseball cap talking shit is a real trump

Trump by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019

Shitbit 

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”

Shitbit by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

Downbone 

Unwanted erection caused by altitude decrease - usually experienced as the pilot prepares to land

Jesus, can’t keep my fucking food tray level with this behemoth of a downbone

Downbone by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

Wright brothers 

A 59 second loud propeller farty toilet experience achieving a very low altitude above seat level.

Just had a gas propelled noisy white knuckle wright brothers shit

Wright brothers by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 11, 2019

Thumbs up fuck 

Over enthusiastic emoji user who will use a thumbs up for literally any response.

“It’s pancreatic so I’m almost Definitely deader than dog shit soon. First chemo session Monday.” Response: Thumbs up fuck

Thumbs up fuck by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 11, 2019