12 definitions by Quagmire Ton bastardo
“It’s pancreatic so I’m almost Definitely deader than dog shit soon. First chemo session Monday.” Response: Thumbs up fuck
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 11, 2019
A roaming data 4G wank where one purposefully disconnects their device from the wireless network beforehand as it may be frowned upon by the owners - e.g. a church, funeral home or work lavatory
My God the widow is fucking smoking hot in black - I’m going for a 4GFap once I’ve given her my deepest sympathies y
by Quagmire Ton bastardo September 15, 2022
Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 12, 2019
by Quagmire Ton bastardo February 6, 2021
The indentations on the lower back / upper butt more commonly known as “Dimples of Venus”. Possessed seemingly exclusively by smoking hot bitches.
by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019