Shitbit

A fictional - but not unrealistic bathroom aid. When passing an abnormally large shit there should be a gum shield type device on a wall bracket or rope next to you - bite down when that mud child is making life unbearable. Can also be useful day after Halloween when half chewed nuts come out pointy like fucking glass shards.

“Man I dropped a Shamu deuce last night that would have wet the first 6 rows at seaworld. Had to bear down hard on my shitbit”

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 14, 2019

chimpface

The way an avid drinker will purse their lips in order to get the very last drops of alcohol from the bottom of the glass

Pulled a chimpface to drink every last drop of her piss

by Quagmire Ton bastardo December 29, 2020

Afterburners

Hot smelly farts unexplainable because they immediately follow a toxic rat killing dump

Oh Jesus that stinks - I’ve got the afterburners

by Quagmire Ton bastardo February 06, 2021

Hot points

The indentations on the lower back / upper butt more commonly known as “Dimples of Venus”. Possessed seemingly exclusively by smoking hot bitches.

Check on the hot points on that unit. Superior.

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019

Trump

Like a cunt only much much worse. Think of a racist fat opinionated sexist vain megalomaniac and then imagine somebody who makes that person seem like Mother Teresa

In scientific notation it’s denoted as cunt10000. (Cunt to power of 10000)

That fat fuck in the red baseball cap talking shit is a real trump

by Quagmire Ton bastardo November 15, 2019