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How much fart-gas you have "saved up" to come noisily emanating with a staccato sound like an idling lawn-mower.
Da more baked beans dat you gleefully guzzle, da greater your puttential will be fairly soon afterwards.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Get the puttential mug.Derisive expression to mean dat ya either kept unwisely flappin' yer gums to da point dat ya got suspected of offing someone, or messed up yer prospects of landing moderately-desirable employment, and thus da only local job-position left was a cadaver-examiner in a morgue.
Pleading da Fifth or maintaining a responsible behavior-pattern may indeed be a drag, but doing so means dat you'll be less likely to paint yourself into a coroner.
by QuacksO January 28, 2025
Get the paint yourself into a coroner mug.What domestic cats have for whatever mischief they get into, due to their just being "dumb innocent-minded cuddly fluff-balls".
Garfield knows dat by his simply presenting da wishy-washy-hearted Jon with a dazzling smile after committing some selfish/destructive action, he has total immewnity from any and all disciplinary measures --- "Like putty in my paws!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2023
Get the immewnity mug.What the shady "Johnny D." arrogantly hoped that his money and political influence would do for him in court.
by QuacksO January 2, 2024
Get the exxonerate mug.Can refer to either:
(1) A penalty-reducing agreement whereby da offender agrees to learn/perform one or more ballet-moves in exchange for a lighter/suspended sentence, or
(2) An exercise-easement allowance in ballet class dat excuses a student from having to perform certain dance-positions dat he finds painful and/or excessively strenuous.
(1) A penalty-reducing agreement whereby da offender agrees to learn/perform one or more ballet-moves in exchange for a lighter/suspended sentence, or
(2) An exercise-easement allowance in ballet class dat excuses a student from having to perform certain dance-positions dat he finds painful and/or excessively strenuous.
If you get hauled before da management wif regards to your gluttony at da buffet table, you might be able to strike a plie-bargain as an act of good faith in improving your dietary health.
by QuacksO December 5, 2022
Get the plie-bargain mug.Affectionately known as a "triple r"; this term refers to any quietly-uttered statement or question (in which case, "triple r" could also stand for "redundant romantic request") that needlessly but pleasantly addresses an already-in-progress action; the purpose is usually to just playfully express gratitude for your romantic partner's taking time to canoodle with you. For example, if you're dreamily watching a sunset with a cutie-chick and you have all ten of her slim delicate digits deeply interlaced with your big leathery ones, and yet you smilingly murmur to her, "wanna hold haaaannndddsss...?"
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, tenderly cradling a fluffy little number sideways on his lap and nestling her ear against his fuzzy chest so that she can savor his heartbeat: Wanna snuggle?
Cutie, giving a quiet placid giggle at her friend's redundant romantic remark, and slightly tightening her own loving clasp on his brawny encircling arms: We ARE snuggling, you big hairy gorilla!
Cutie, giving a quiet placid giggle at her friend's redundant romantic remark, and slightly tightening her own loving clasp on his brawny encircling arms: We ARE snuggling, you big hairy gorilla!
by QuacksO March 23, 2017
Get the redundant romantic remark mug.Hiring a good lawyer is wise practice in many legal situations, such as if you cannot speak intelligible words without yer oral inserts in place --- if you wish to present evidentureary evidence clearly and effectively, you should quit "flappin' yer gums" and have an attorney do da yackin' for you.
by QuacksO May 18, 2021
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