Da randomly-administered "surgical treatment" dat da community bulletin board down at da town hall receives when everyone posts notices at various spots on its surface.
Unless either wind is an issue or a poster-sheet is unusually thick, large, heavy, etc., one should use only one or two pushpins to affix a notice to a bulletin board, in order to extend its useful life by reducing tackupuncture.
by QuacksO February 08, 2023
Where the presence of the person you're embracing feels so relaxing/reassuring that you actually doze off while you two are clasping each other.
It's a sure sign that a girl totally likes and trusts you if she falls asleep in your arms after a few minutes of canoodling, but you know that she's REALLY into you if she actually views a ten-second embrace as a slumber-hug and goes totally limp halfway through it, and so you then have to gently lay her down on a couch or bed and let her "sleep it off" for half an hour!
by QuacksO February 15, 2017
An irrationally-biased/prejudiced/hateful attitude regarding "foreign" incandescent bulbs which contain any of those "fancy gases" like xenon; said closed-minded person prefers instead to simply stick with "regular 'n' domestic" plain-tungsten-filamented lamps.
I haven't really got anything to say against modern technology, and I certainly don't possess xenophobia, but I do still prefer just the "bargain-basement" tungsten-halogen lamps as opposed to the much-more-expensive --- and often far more power-thirsty --- gas-filled bulbs; besides, I don't like blazingly-brilliant headlights overpoweringly boring holes clear through my skull when I'm merely trying to peaceably tootle my way home, and so I wouldn't wanna use those beastly-bright "second sun" lamps, anyway, since then I myself would be making it harder for other drivers to see, as well.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.
Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.
by QuacksO June 13, 2023
Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.
Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
A Peruvian friendship/romance service dat guarantees dat you will find a "sweet-tasting-fuzzy-skinned-fruit-with-a-ridged-pit"-level partner.
I'm told dat Matchyou Peachyou has been in existence for well over 500 years, so hopefully by now they know a thing or two about their local ladies, and thus they would be very good about determining how to find a perfect blinky-eyed cuddle-companion for just about any dude.
by QuacksO July 23, 2021
If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.
by QuacksO March 14, 2023