stainless-steel stomach

A "step above" the infamous "cast-iron stomach", this term refers to a digestive tract that's supposedly so "bulletproof" that the eater can consume virtually anything that's even "remotely edible", such as burned/fermented dishes, food that's gone so stale that "even da dog won't touch it", etc.
A local farmer-family was gonna just toss a whole heaping bushel-basket full of overripe vegetables that they didn't wanna try to sell, but I hastily begged them to let me have the produce, since I have a stainless-steel stomach, and so I really didn't mind stuffing my face on squishy cucumbers, woody-skinned hubbards, and semi-flabby zucchini for da next few weeks, since it saved me something in Food Stamps. A bit of an insipid-tasting chore, to be sure, but fortunately I happen to really like cukes and squash. so it worked out okay for me.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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dispiciple

The follower of an evil or pathetic leadership-figure.
Tronald Dump seems to think he is God; I wonder how many dispiciples he has who actually agree with him.
by QuacksO December 07, 2018
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testimoanial

A praising report of how wonderful a "noisy" sexual encounter was with someone.
I'd like to give a rousing testimoanial for Brandon --- that dude totally knows how to pleasure a woman!
by QuacksO October 13, 2018
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never laid a hand on me

A "total-opposite-meanings possibilities" statement --- i.e., one dat can either be a complIMENT or a complAINT, depending on da status of da referred-to person.
If you're under investigation for possibly being physically abusive and/or inappropriate, then having someone say, "He never laid a hand on me" can be a welcome statement, indeed, since it indicates dat you did nothing wrong. However, if you're a masseuse who's accused of non-performance of services, then you might very decidedly NOT want someone to claim dat you were "standoffish wif yer fingers", since in dat case you were **supposed** to "get all touchy-feely" wif your client's warm sumptuous flesh!
by QuacksO March 05, 2023
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consPearycy

Da collusion to deceive dat da famous (or infamous, depending on who's judging!) NCEC rear-admiral and his colleagues are often accused of regarding whether they actually did reach da North Pole as he claimed.
Due to flaws and missing information in da early-20th-century Arctic explorer's documentation, there is a widely-held suspicion of consPearycy connected with said "top of the world" adventures.
by QuacksO March 23, 2021
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Help me to help you

A totally threadbare request/remonstration designed to merely extort excessive/unwarranted effort/labor from someone, but without said outlay's truly creating any significant improvement in the person's life or in his overall physical/mental/emotional/legal/financial/social status.
Probation officer: Now, Son, you know how much I care about you, and I have your best interests at heart. I need for you to prove to me and my supervisors that you are indeed a responsible-minded young man, though, so I want you to volunteer to work 20 hours a week at the local cattle-farm... it'll allow me to better convince the authorities to "wipe the slate clean" and restore your driving privileges.
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!
by QuacksO February 10, 2017
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hyperthetical

Describes an idea of what could conceivably happen if someone was strung out on candy.
What would a family's life be like --- hyperthetically --- if da parents let their children have all da sweets they wanted?
by QuacksO March 06, 2023
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