lost in the ether

What happens to parts of yer engine's intake-assembly during da massive fiery explosion caused by your spraying too much carb-cleaner down into said assembly.
When da Three Stooges were attempting to get their ancient jalopy to run, they first used a lighted match to check for fuel in their gas-tank, and caused a humongous explosion dat singed their eyebrows. They then tried pouring lighter fluid into da carburetor and stomping da starter-button, and da whole top of their engine got lost in the ether from da even-bigger-and-more-face-blackening fireball dat resulted from DAT set of crazy shenanigans!
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
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mipselling

An iccnorert lpseling of a failry glenhty word where you claatuly use all of da roccert tlertes, but plimsy get da rredo of da ttreles ximed up.
I swayal kecch over my yesass very claurleyf to make sure I tenah'v made any mipsellings.
by QuacksO October 08, 2018
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detearyorate

To majorly "go south" into a state of bawlin' 'n' blubberin'.
Even da most pleasant and cheerful kiddie-party can quickly detearyorate as soon as da candy is brought out and starts making said pint-sized humans get hyper.
by QuacksO January 09, 2025
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exscream

So incredibly difficult/dangerous/unpleasant that you shriek in disgust/distress.
I diligently try to be sensible and careful in every facet oh my life so that hopefully no issue or problem I encounter will be (or become) an exscream circumstance.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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incomepetence

An inability to knowledgeably/effectively/responsibly manage earned assets, plan and maintain a budget, save/invest for the future, etc.
Due to his whiny-a** "affluenza" issues, Ethan Couch showed gross financial incomepetence by squandering money, misbehaving in catastrophically-irresponsible ways which resulted in voluminous legal-expenses for his parents, etc.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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Duetoronomy

Da "fire 'n' brimstone" Hebrew-text bu**s**t regarding debt-collection dat Shylock was going by.
"Da "Merchant of Venice" play shows da extreme dangers of obsessively following da teachings of Duetoronomy --- DUE TO da infamous Venecian Torah-thumping money-lender's greed and selfishly-wicked mindset regarding those unfortunate souls from whom large sums were DUE TO him, he never considered what his evil policies might DO TO said indigent individuals!
by QuacksO November 20, 2024
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dentity

Da invisible "ghost being" (every visible mortal around you is swearing up and down, "Wasn't me!" "Don't look at me!") who "scuffed your vehicle", as Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane would say.
Nobody is claiming responsibility for my stove-in fender dat occurred while I was parked in da WalMart lot; I guess it mustah been a non-physical "dentity" what did it, then.
by QuacksO December 01, 2023
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