by QuacksO December 23, 2020
Could a faxcine be created dat would reduce da number of junk-printouts which merely waste ink and paper?
by QuacksO June 10, 2021
A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.
Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018
A pituation can also refer to da scenario dat plays out when you're trying to traverse terrain dat's had a lot of large deep holes dug into it, and so you hafta keep detouring dis way and dat to stay on level ground.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.
Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.
by QuacksO October 20, 2020
An a**h**e U.S. president who runs roughshod over others through brash/brazen/reckless use of the nation's Armed Forces.
If Tronald Dump is gonna misbehave anything like our prune-faced Commando-in-Chief from the '80's did, we're gonna be headed for World War 3 before we know it!
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
When deciding whether or not you really wanna ingest dat weird mud-colored liquid in da classic bright-red hourglass-shaped bottle (remember dat "Da Real Thing" will literally dissolve bones and clean da rust and grease off of carburetor parts --- are you sure you wanna actually DRINK dat stuff??!?), it might make more sense to research da ingredients of said formidable-sounding concoction to determine how safe it is for human consumption, rather than concentrating on its fizziological attributes!
by QuacksO November 14, 2022