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Da analyzing of small tissue-samples to determine whether/why you have a compulsive-shopping problem.
Da term "buyopsy" could also refer to lab-work of human skin-scrapings dat mega-biz performs to determine what types of objects dat a particular person likely prefers to shop for, and then deluging said individual with mass "targeted-ad" spam.
by QuacksO October 15, 2025
Get the buyopsy mug.John is a Type 1 diabetic and thus needs a somewhat-higher level of Vitamin C in his diet, so an extra orange with breakfast should be addequate.
by QuacksO October 15, 2025
Get the addequate mug.Telling a junk-food junkie that "There's a worldwide shortage of chocolate" or "Potato-chip companies are scrambling to keep up with demand" may indeed sometimes prompt said unwise indulgers to temporarily cut back on their intake of said empty-calorie-laden comestibles, but once they find out about the bogusness of said "scarecity", they'll likely just go right back to gluttonously stuffing their faces with sugary/salty crap!
by QuacksO October 16, 2025
Get the scarecity mug.Just like applying for GEICO insurance, using a club or mallet is "so easy, even a caveman could do it" --- i.e., just raise said instrument high up over yer head and then swing it down forcefully --- and so conceivably no "instrucktions" should be necessary.
by QuacksO October 17, 2025
Get the instrucktions mug.Verbal/written guidance on what to do wif those curious-lookin' straight segments at da front of yer lower legs.
Tiffany loves having me soothe her limbs after performing yard-work for extended periods, but she tends to get more sore in spots without much muscle-tissue padding, so she often gives me "go extra-easy on me there" instrucshins when I'm ready to massage da areas below her knee-caps.
by QuacksO October 17, 2025
Get the instrucshins mug.What you hope dat two or more hot chicks will do for you after having their inhibitions reduced from wholly quaffing one or more glasses of strong drink.
While it's certainly true dat some girls may indeed be more-easily persuaded to "go bottoms up" --- i.e., give you some a*" --- after doing same with one or more "chalices of champagne", said ladies' less-than-lucid state may reduce their attentiveness and/or sociability towards you during said buns-submitting occasion, and so said "buzzed" intimacy may not really be so satisfying as you'd hoped.
by QuacksO October 17, 2025
Get the bottoms up mug.A sports arena where super-dedicated fans don't go home between events, but just camp out till da next game.
Janitor, chucklingly speaking to a group of teenagers hanging out in da bleachers long after da day's tournament-plays have ended: Hey, c'mon, kids --- I'm glad that you really love watching our teams play baseball, but just because you've bought season passes to this place doesn't make it a staydium!
by QuacksO October 17, 2025
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