Definitions by QuacksO
tor-mentor
Someone who ostensibly is there to help you, but ends up being more of a pain-in-the-you-know-what than a benefit.
Parents need to learn to "back off" sometimes and let their children make their own choices when it would safe/moral to do so; said well-meaning adults don't want to be viewed by their offspring as tor-mentors.
tor-mentor by QuacksO December 30, 2018
great flush of relief
Refers to da immensely soul-calming "whew" dat you feel when --- having trepidatiously ("Well --- here goes nuttin'!") worked da valve-handle on da porcelain throne after taking a humongous dump --- da swirly actually "goes down" and therefore uncomplainingly "accepts" your far-larger-than-usual "contribution".
It is impossible to even begin to describe da overwhelmingly satisfied and grateful feeling dat you savor when experiencing a "great flush of relief"; it's somewhat similar to da "all's well in da world" emotion dat washes over you each time when da card-scanner at a store's checkout-counter displays dat wonderful and much-wished-for word "approved" after you've swiped your debit/Food-Stamps card, since it means dat you can actually get da heck outta there with your cartload of purchases, instead of having to suffer undeserved delays and/or humiliation by having your perfectly-good card invalidly declined due to either a computer glitch or a speck of dust/oil on your card's magnetic stripe!
great flush of relief by QuacksO December 30, 2018
sparklies
Tiny ice-crystals on asphalt pavement that show up as twinkly reflections in your headlights while you're warily driving in near-freezing weather during nighttime hours. You'll always want to slow down even more when you see them, since this means that you are currently traversing a slightly-colder area where black ice is likely present.
"Bare and dry" roadways are all well and good, but you should still a;ways watch out for sparklies, especially in the pre-dawn hours --- that tends to be when the cold pavement is coated with a heavy dew and is therefore the most treacherous, with slippery patches of nearly-invisible ice-slicks that can send your car sliding all over the place.
nice tonsils
What you observingly remark when someone yawns extra-wide; this of course makes the person laugh and "messes up" their perfectly-good yawn.
Saying, "Nice tonsils" is also an excellent way to benignly rebuke the sleepy/bored person by humorously informing him that it is considered rude/invasive to yawn right in someone else's face.
nice tonsils by QuacksO December 29, 2018
Sherman Mills
It made me really suspicious that a lot of the seemingly "too good to be true" drop-dead-gorgeous ladies' profiles on Tagged.com stated that they were from Sherman Mills, Maine --- from looking at Google Maps, it appeared to me to be merely a minuscule "way out in da boonies" settlement with just some scattered houses and farmland... not exactly a "heavenly Mecca" of "available" damsels. So "just for s**ts 'n' giggles", I took a jaunt up into Aroostook County last September to see for myself (the trip wouldn't be wasted in any case, of course, since I always love going for relaxing drives along scenic rural roads, anyway, and the Fall colors were at their peak), and I discovered that I was 100% correct --- the area is indeed just a nondescript "one-horse" village with absolutely nothing remarkable about it whatsoever... it isn't even a "regular" town with stores and shops, in fact, but merely a crossroads of several converging lanes and rural byways. So now, whenever I see a profile on Tagged where the gal claims to be from Sherman Mills, I just "X" out of the page without even reading further on it --- I automatically assume that it's just a scammer-profile that's just out to make money off of lonely guys.
Sherman Mills by QuacksO December 29, 2018
ass seen on TV
If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..
ass seen on TV by QuacksO December 29, 2018
X-Y jelly
Pre-cum that oozes from a guy's love-pipe and helps to lubricate the genitals during intercourse. Y-Y jelly is the slippery stuff that a lady exudes from her love-tunnel.