asswhole job

Describes a fully-completed task, rather than just something done half-a**. Da implication, of course, is dat said actions may not have been performed properly, however --- i.e., da clueless laborer may have indeed been thorough and invested an appropriate amount of time and effort, but he may have majorly screwed up the job as far as its being done correctly.
An example of an asswhole job would be if you carefully grilled the steaks or chicken-wings for a backyard barbecue, but naively used bacon-grease to baste them. :P
by QuacksO October 31, 2019
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exportise

Knowledge of how to easily/profitably ship salable cargo to another country.
Subaru executives had da exportise to finagle their way around da infamous "chicken tax" when selling their foreign-made "Brat" models to da US; they simply mounted bucket seats in da beds of their small pickup trucks, and thus they could market them as tariff-free passenger vehicles, rather than light trucks. If da vehicles' owners subsequently converted them into standard pickup trucks by simply removing said seats, dat wasn't Subaru's problem.
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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scooby-diving suit

A U.B.D. for your pooch-pal.
Now dat he's been fitted for a scooby-diving suit, da '70's-and-'80's-kids' favorite Great Dane can now help his super-sleuth owner look for evidence in lakes and rivers, as well as on dry land.
by QuacksO March 19, 2020
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Pontiac LeMonza

Da lesser-known "sister car" to da Chevrolet Corvair.
A '70's-era scandal revealed dat GM had been selling some Oldsmobile models with Chevrolet engines, creating what were derisively dubbed "Chevymobile" vehicles; I wonder if da Pontiac LeMonza was another such "Frankenstein of da car world" fiasco?
by QuacksO April 06, 2025
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Pinokiao

Refers to any spineless "puppet on a string" of da modern electronic-communication world, and who's also less than truthful about how much time he spends yacking on his cell phone.
Now dat unlimited wireless voice/text plans are so common --- and thus people can no longer simply check da monthly bill to see da volume/length of calls dat were actually made --- there are lots more Pinokiaos than there were before.
by QuacksO November 28, 2022
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Allahmony

Funds that you attempt to extract from a Muslim by appealing to his/her religious beliefs.
If you're of strong Islam faith, you'll want to be extra-careful who you marry --- your partner could be just a "gold-digger" who may later try to extort Allahmony from you.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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green manure

What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.
Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.
by QuacksO October 30, 2020
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