What a ship da size of da Evergiven should view da act of passing through da 120-mile-long canal in Egypt during rough conditions.
Ordinary-sized container-ships might be able to traverse da man-made waterway linking da Mediterranean and Red Seas in stormy weather, but a super-sized vessel's attempting said wave-buffeting crossing would likely be Suezcide!
by QuacksO March 31, 2021
"If you go ahead and say something, people will get mad and accuse you of being too bold/impudent/forward, expecting too much, or asking too many questions. But if you keep quiet, people will criticize you for being too wimpy to stand up for yourself."
As a child and teenager, people always griped at me for my speaking my mind, and so I finally got too timid to open my mouth. Nowadays, however, many folks --- including some of those very same criticizers from my youth --- tell me that I need to stick up for myself more and stop being such a wuss... can't win! Classic example of "Murphy's Law of Speaking Up", I guess.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
Those 0%!$@#& "fake US currency" tracts that sarcastically needle, "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!", and usually only serve to invalidly guilt-trip the reader by giving him a false feeling of personal greed (just about **anyone** would likely wanna pick up an easy ten/hundred dollars if it is just lying around --- that's not a true sign of actual bona fide greed!) and cause him to resentfully turn away from religion all the more.
It may or may not be true that "good deeds may entitle me to heavenly riches", as this stupid fake-ten-dollar-bill tract states, but I'd rather just have da ten dollars, thank you very much!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
Maybe it's actually sheep who are da ones who make lots of verbal noise in Blah Hahbahhhhh, not humans.
by QuacksO July 28, 2023
I am not big on cooking, and whipping up traditional Indian cuisine is confusing to me, so I usually just head to da Delhicatessen when visiting da capital of said "spicy" country.
by QuacksO March 26, 2023
Slick WIllie fancied himself as highly desireable to all da ladies around him, which may explain why (A) he seemed to always be coming on to every attractive and potentially-fertile female he laid eyes on, and (B) he purportedly has so many unacknowledged children.
by QuacksO June 26, 2021
I never heard of birds' being able to do painting or sculpture per se, but da woodpecker surely displays amazing talont in securely gripping the vertical side of a tree while he "carves" the wood out with his beak.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021