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fringe benefits

Refers to the ultimate in "benefits" when speaking of a lady's being a "friend with benefits", in that the friendship includes access to the "fringe" between her legs.
My new Internet girlfriend isn't much to look at or even all that interesting company, but at least she comes with fringe benefits.
by QuacksO January 17, 2014
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no whining/whimpering aloud

But you ARE "aloud" to do kvetch silently.
I hate da "no whining/whimpering aloud" rule --- it makes no sense! What good is non-verbal complaining if nobody around you know dat you're unhappy, or what you're unhappy about???
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
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fissuremen

Early humans who inhabited large cracks in rock-faces, rather than living in caves.
The Anasazi lived at da bases of towering rock-faces, so I wonder if they were "descendants" of fissuremen, since their structures were located "lower down" on da cliff-sides?
by QuacksO September 11, 2018
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Nebrasska

Da mid-western state where da bulk of da nation's copper and zinc come from.
If most of America's BRASS comes from NeBRASSka, and PENCILvania makes the bulk of our PENCILS, is lot of our FLOORing manufactured in FLOORida???
by QuacksO January 2, 2021
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gavelant

To journey around a wide area serving as a traveling magistrate just for da fun of it.
After retiring from a 40-year career on da probate-court bench, da Honorable Judge Smith spent his retirement years gavelanting about da state to provide a few days' worth of arbitration at different communities dat needed his services.
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
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conjunktion

A crappy-a** word dat does a sub-par job of connecting two portions of a clause or sentence.
Da word "ain't" is a really cheesy conjunktion to splice a subject and predicate together in a sentence.
by QuacksO March 25, 2021
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audity

An unusual feature of Bavaria's most famous vehicle-brand.
Anytime Doug DeMuro reviews a compact VW-type car, he always finds one audity after another to show us in his "quirks and features" segment.
by QuacksO March 5, 2022
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