A lot of officials and bureaucrats have major informities when it comes to effectively communicating.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
Get the informitiesmug. A verbose member of a recreational-paddlers group who refuses to just "shut up and enjoy da sounds of nature".
One would do well to verbally interview each prospective member of a whitewater-adventure expedition prior to signing them on, to lessen da chance of having any kayackers in said group!
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
Get the kayackermug. Before you bash da city-slickers' wardrobes in Ohio's Hamilton County seat, have a super-size Cincinnatty Daddy, and then see if dat changes your mind.
by QuacksO August 19, 2023
Get the Cincinnattymug. An observer and/or participant in an intercourse session --- often the "second" guy/girl in a threesome --- who is tasked with promptly tucking the dude's randomly-swaying woodie back into the chick's love-tunnel whenever it accidentally pops out from his having unintentionally withdrawn it a bit too far prior to his next thrust; this relieves the lovers from irritating pauses in their steamy copulating to semi-blindly fumble back there themselves and re-insert the errant schlong each time.
Finding a willing re-insertion assistant is usually quite easy --- often, you simply need to approach a random passerby and offer him/her a "standard" reward for his/her help: agree to allow the person "a turn of his/her own" with the opposite-gender intercourse-partner afterwards (or at least a post-session hand-job/blowjob from the gal if it's a male assistant), let the person play with the balls and butt-cheeks of the copulating duo for a few moments after each occasion during the "hot 'n' heavy" when his services are required, and/or maybe allow him to give one or both partners a full-body massage --- extra points if you both also give him a nice soothing rub-down in return, of course --- after the session is over.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
Get the re-insertion assistantmug. A source of illumination to allow you to see a chick's "shrubbery thicket" when yer too drunk to locate it in da dark.
Dunno why ya would even need a bush light, since your being "half in da bag" would likely mean dat you'd have trouble "getting it up" in da first place...?
by QuacksO February 15, 2025
Get the bush lightmug. Da generally-accepted-and-adhered-to set of rules and stipulations regarding either da famous "merry old soul" monarch, or crunchy garden-produce like broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower.
When da nursery-rhyme-mentioned leader "called for his bowl", I wonder if it was a vessel of steaming boiled dinner wif da traditional green or purple layered-leaved veggie-chunks cooked in with it? Dat would be "double protocole".
by QuacksO February 28, 2024
Get the protocolemug. Be wary if your significant other requests your company while going to explore a chapel; he may actually have an alterior motive --- i.e., he hopes to have da two of you get hitched once you're inside da room wif him.
by QuacksO May 31, 2023
Get the alterior motivemug.