QuacksO's definitions

That's fine --- I love apples

What you smilingly reply when someone says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away".

Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

hymnorrhoids

The pain-in-the-a** soreness that you get "back there" from sitting on a hard wooden choir-seat.

I don't know how all the other church-singers can stand to rest their butts for so long on those "God-awful" lacquered-oak pew-benches without complaining --- I get a major case of hymnorrhoids inside five minutes!!

by QuacksO January 27, 2019

beneviolent

Describes someone who acts all warm and pleasant, but who would stab you in da back just as casually/easily as he'd "order up eggs" as Huck Finn said about one or more brutal-minded kings of yore.

Da infamous Claudius in da Shakespeare play "Hamlet" was an excellent example of a "beneviolent" individual --- as Hamlet grumbles, "One may smile and smile and smile and be a villain".

by QuacksO February 16, 2023

looks don't matter to me

But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.

In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.

by QuacksO December 25, 2019

Bennyficiary

An heir of da Franklin or Banneker estates.

As politically-controversial as da two statesmen were, one might have mixed feelings about being a Bennyficiary of either of them.

by QuacksO November 29, 2021

Murphy's Law opportunist

Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".

One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.

by QuacksO August 11, 2019

egreedgious

Shockingly horrible in da excessively-covetous department.

Shylock's behavior was particularly egreedgious due to da fact dat da other folks in da story were actually being outstandingly diligent and honest in attempting to settle their bills wif said shameless chiseler.

by QuacksO March 24, 2023