A controversial health-improvement regimen of unproven worth/efficacy that entails either:
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.
I'm not much for scream therapy; whenever I feel wound up, I just go down to the local marina and sit on the dock to watch the peaceful waves rolling in and softly lapping the shore... relieves my jangled nerves every time.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Jewish church-officials who listen to da confessions of newly-joined members of a sinnergogue often hafta tolerate being told, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned"; these confessors are former Catholics who are not yet accustomed to addressing a rabbi instead of a priest.
by QuacksO March 03, 2021
Da dictatorial a**h**e government-body called da "Transportation Security Administration" dat supposedly is intended to keep da "friendly skies" adequately "safe and friendly", but in reality is just abusing its power and authority to harass innocent passengers and even steal their valuables.
(parody of a famous scene from "Fiddler On The Roof") Parishioner who is sick of being delayed by airport security and having his possessions examined: Rabbi --- is there a proper blessing for the TSAr?
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
Rabbi: A proper blessing for the TSAr? Of course --- "May God bless and keep the TSAr --- OUT OF MY PERSONAL LUGGAGE!"
by QuacksO January 30, 2020
Refers to a vehicle's flashing turn-signal light --- or lack thereof --- dat labels da driver of said conveyance as being a thoughtless/clueless jerk.
If a motorist habitually neglects to signal an upcoming turn --- or obliviously leaves his blinker going for miles --- said incorrectly-operated intention-notifying lamp serves as a good indickator of da type of individual behind da wheel!
by QuacksO July 09, 2023
That huge gray plastic barrel at the curbside in which you mindlessly threw out the nice gift that the child down the street worked so hard to create for you. Said innocently-trusting youngster then happens upon said container before the trash-man has carted it away, of course his tenderly-impressionable eyeballs observe said callously-discarded gift, which of course painfully marks him for life and shows him what a shameless lying a**h**e you actually are to have praisingly told him how much you appreciated his gift and all the work he'd gone through to create it for you.
Here's how to avoid having your Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector make mincemeat of your stellar reputation with the neighborhood children. First, be sure to prominently-display anything they give you --- such as paper-artwork or a clay sculpture --- inside the front room of your house for at least two or three weeks, so that if the young creators of said "masterpieces" happen over to visit, they will always have their happy pride of your appreciation re-affirmed by seeing their "treasured gifts" still visible for all to see. Then after maybe a month or so, try moving the exhibits further along down the wall or into another room, so that if a child happens to notice the absence of his creation in its "customary" spot, you can just hastily show him that you have merely moved it, but that you do indeed still have it on display. Then, if the youngster doesn't comment any more on the object's absence during subsequent visits or go to the other spot to look at it, you can safely assume that he has lost interest in said object, and so you can then put it away in a desk drawer or someplace else hidden, but where you can still hastily retrieve it again if necessary. Then if there is still no reference to said object within a couple more weeks, THEN AND ONLY THEN can you probably safely discard the item, BUT ONLY IN A MANNER THAT DOES NOT RISK THE CHILD'S SEEING IT... don't just toss it "openly" into a trash can where it can easily be seen by anyone just moseying by!
by QuacksO November 25, 2018
by QuacksO August 10, 2018
If you're planning on trail-trotting through areas with significant mosquito-population, you'll wanna take a good supply of equinine along.
by QuacksO July 11, 2023