An interval of helter-skelter charging about partaken of by one or more females, often with theft and/or violence involved.
Da cross-country crime-spree perpetrated by da infamous Thelma and Louise could certainly qualify as a major ewepage!
by QuacksO January 16, 2023
The infamously-controversial and widely-abused "white lightnin' defense" article in the Bill Of Rights. it allows for leniency based on whether the offender was intoxicated (ie., if he'd consumed a "fifth") during the commission of his crime.
Ollie North pled the Fifth Amendment during the Iran-Contra scandal, but I dunno... he sure as shootin' looked sober to me!
by QuacksO July 04, 2018
Assorted bu**s**t-"artwork" dat you create by splashing/spraying paint on da ground, walking through it, and then stompin' around to make messy smudges all over da place.
After a few of da neighborhood kids had helped me pour da foundation for my garden-shed, I naively agreed dat they could put their hand-and-foot-prints in it, but then they called their friends over, and they ended up stamping and tramping all over da wet cement and creating wide-spread graffeeti!
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
In addition to the "standard" definition of someone's coming forward and submitting to others' wrath over some stupid blunder/selfish misbehavior that he has committed, this term can also refer to the guilty individual's sentence being that he is obliged to listen to one or more horridly-performed vocal/instrumental selections, or to endure a period of a music-type that he abhors, such as if he only likes crash 'n' bash hard-rock/heavy-metal, but is forced to endure an hour of opera or chamber music.
excerpt from an old late-'90's Reader's Digest article that humorously speaks about how many teenagers absolutely loathe hearing their "musically impaired" parents sing anything, and thus how forcing them to listen to said ear-grating vocalizing would be a far more effective punishment/crime-deterrent than any currently-employed methods, such as fines or jail: Judge, gravely: Young man, this is the third time you've come before me in this courtroom. This is a very serious situation.
Juvenile delinquent, sullenly: Yeah, whatever.
Judge: Your previously-lenient punishment does not seem to be working. Your behavior has not improved at all, and so I am going to have to give you the very stiffest sentence possible in this case --- you're really going to have to "face the music" now.
Juvenile delinquent, shrugging with a devil-may-care attitude: Yeah, what else is new?? So what's it gonna be --- more JAIL TIME?!?!?
Judge: No --- jail is too good for you. I'm gonna have your mom come up here and sing "America the Beautiful" on the court karaoke.
Juvenile delinquent, widening his eyes in horror: Oh, NO, Sir --- please --- anything but that, Sir! Send me back to jail --- make me do community service --- anything else --- just not THAT, Sir!
Juvenile delinquent, sullenly: Yeah, whatever.
Judge: Your previously-lenient punishment does not seem to be working. Your behavior has not improved at all, and so I am going to have to give you the very stiffest sentence possible in this case --- you're really going to have to "face the music" now.
Juvenile delinquent, shrugging with a devil-may-care attitude: Yeah, what else is new?? So what's it gonna be --- more JAIL TIME?!?!?
Judge: No --- jail is too good for you. I'm gonna have your mom come up here and sing "America the Beautiful" on the court karaoke.
Juvenile delinquent, widening his eyes in horror: Oh, NO, Sir --- please --- anything but that, Sir! Send me back to jail --- make me do community service --- anything else --- just not THAT, Sir!
by QuacksO July 14, 2016
An ancient spiritual leader who spent long hours in deep meditation which he hated to be disturbed from. If you interrupted him while he was in his trance-like reverie, he would irritably pop his head up and yell the classic "ghost greeting" to scare you off again.
All the images of Booddha depict him as a totally calm and serious guy, but I guess looks can be deceiving.
by QuacksO January 15, 2020
I never cared much for dat stupid-a**-debauched "left wif da breeze" film anyway, so I should never have any prob wif rhettina fatigue.
by QuacksO November 08, 2023
It's a free country, and so if you wanna pursue a career in asstronomy, there's no law to stop ya --- just be aware, though, dat few people perceive any value in dat crap, and so sooner or later you'll likely get "mooned" by one or more derisive observers.
by QuacksO March 30, 2025