promoation

Where a "rising through the ranks" knight or lord is given a more-luxurious castle with a sizable water-filled ditch surrounding it.
King Arthur was known for his fair and generous treatment of his loyal and courageous round-table warriors, so I imagine that he regularly gave them promoations to reward them for exceptional bravery and/or servitude.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
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suckcess

Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.
Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.
by QuacksO October 23, 2017
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tourneyquet

A pressure-applying device dat is kept in a sports-arena's first-aid kit "just in case".
All professional ball games have safe-conduct rules to hopefully prevent injuries, but one should still always keep at least one tourneyquet on hand at all times, 'cuz "ya never know".
by QuacksO June 07, 2020
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conshroomer

Someone who frequently partakes of hallucinogenic fungi, and thus buys them from growers on a regular basis,
I wanna check Conshroomer Reports to see what types of toadstools produce da best psychedelic results.
by QuacksO June 04, 2019
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mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.
Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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D-tails

Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".
I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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Jeevesdropping

Refers to where Bertie Wooster's "suave 'n' savvy" butler secretly listens in on others' conversations in order to keep his dim-witted employer out of trouble.
P.G. Wodehouse's famous fictional manservant did a bit of Jeevesdropping on more than one occasion in order to save his naive young London aristocrat's hide.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
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