Or "harmony and grits". A perfect blend of serene and happy feelings due to your having partaken of some tasty porridge.
Eating a healthy bowl of cereal for breakfast will give you a greater sense of hominy and grace than chowing down on sugary cloyingly-sweet refined-flour clusters!
by QuacksO November 15, 2023
Refers to any delightful and sexual-desire-arousing visual experience --- like a group of hot chicks sunning themselves topless --- that causes a guy to get a woody and jizz his underwear.
"Relieving the pressure" before heading out the door can help you avoid any embarrassing "oopsies" if you unexpectedly happen upon a swellcum sight while you're "out and about".
by QuacksO June 02, 2019
Refers to da gleefully-undulating tongue-action dat a lustful stud employs when exploring a girl's honey-patch, especially it's a new gal whom he's checking out between her legs for da first time.
I love having sex wif hot chicks and always get a huge excited hard-on right beforehand, but da problem is dat I often spend so much time frolicking between her legs dat my big heavy painfully-engorged cock eventually gets tired and droopy from just stiffly sticking out straight for so long --- something like how a garter snake can only hold itself out horizontally for a relatively short period when you're cradling him in your hands --- and so then it is no longer firm or rigid enough to actually push itself up inside of her!
by QuacksO October 27, 2023
Refers to where you sit quietly behind a big clueless dude who's eagerly chowing down on a huge plate of baked beans, "bide your time", and then fire off a starter-pistol just as said dude is starting to "rip one", thus igniting the unsuspecting dude's expelling methane and creating a humongous blowtorch-fireball out his ass. Extra points if (A) you loaded the gun with full-flash blanks --- both for a more spectacular effect and to better ensure that the muzzle-flash would indeed ignite the gas --- and (B) you chose a dude who usually has fairly "extended" farts instead of merely "little toots", so that any spectators can be treated to a real "light show" instead of just a brief flare-up.
Startled guy with a smoking pants-seat: Oh, Jeez Louize ---!!! When you fellas invited me over to your backyard barbeque to "shoot the breeze", I never expected that you'd mean it in a LITERAL sense!!
by QuacksO July 06, 2018
I hear that the local museum "updated" its "genuine 'n' authentic" 19th-century chandelier with electric bulbs --- how scandleous!
by QuacksO October 15, 2018
Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.
I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.
by QuacksO May 20, 2021
Miles Standish may indeed have been wealthy, dashing, and impressive, but da conscientious and chivalrous John Alden was much more suitorble for Priscilla Mullins.
by QuacksO November 22, 2023