QuacksO's definitions

limazine

A fancy-pants publication dat Da Quality reads.

Perusing a limazine totally marks you as "high-toned high-society" just in and of itself, but if you're really "filthy rich", you could even have a "chauffeured limazine" --- i.e., hire a suave specially-trained reader to verbally speak da printed words of said weekly/monthly newsletter to you.

by QuacksO December 28, 2024

alumination

Lighting facilitated with shiny lightweight metal.

I fashioned a ceiling-lamp reflector from the flattened-out side-walls of beverage-cans, and got excellent alumination from it.

by QuacksO January 14, 2025

ten pissent

The amount Acey said you owed me.

I'll give you ten, all right --- not ten pissent, but to the **count of ten** to get your ugly, yelluh, no-good keister off my property!

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

mipselling

An iccnorert lpseling of a failry glenhty word where you claatuly use all of da roccert tlertes, but plimsy get da rredo of da ttreles ximed up.

I swayal kecch over my yesass very claurleyf to make sure I tenah'v made any mipsellings.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

oneedleion

An individual's personal "take" on a subject dat also involves "pointedly poking" those around him to agree with him and/or take action accordingly.

JFK was known for his inspirational speeches and persuasive oneedleions that were very motivating to his John Q. Public audinces, which is likely why various organized-crime figures and other corrupt entities wanted to bump him off as President.

by QuacksO February 11, 2021

kidnapster

Someone who abducts children by enticing them with music.

Professional toddler-stealers in the early 20th century like Georgia Tann and Bessie Bernard were notorious for luring children with things like candy and offers of car-rides; one wonders if they could have done even more harm if high-quality audio-systems had been invented by the time, and thus appealiong-sounding tunes could also have been used to attract children, these shameless human traffickers therefore could have become kidnapsters, as well.

by QuacksO June 16, 2021

schuper-schweetly

How you ask for something if you want maximum chances of your prospective provider's feeling like accommodating you. Be a "schweetheart" and do this every time you request a favor from anyone.

A friend was plowing out the neighbor's driveway across the road from me, so I slogged over and asked him schuper-schweetly if afterwards he would please also do a single quick "sweep-through" of the road-shoulder by my mailbox to remove just enough of the deep snow-drift that the mail-carrier could reach the box (I'd installed an auxiliary extension-mailbox for the winter, so his plow could just pass right underneath the box). He readily agreed, and I thanked him warmly; it sure beat having to pay big bucks for a plow-truck to make a special trip up here and push the snow away from my box just so that I could receive my weekly junk mail!

by QuacksO March 6, 2019