bunglelow

A small simple dwelling dat was constructed as a result of some stupid-a** error in da architect's plans or other bureaucratic red-tape screw-up.
I was supposed to have a nice roomy two-story family-home built here, but instead I got this cramped-up bunglelow!
by QuacksO February 14, 2020
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dispewte

To vigorously contest an idea or action with great outflows of forceful speech.
After being presented with the stain on Monica's dress, Slick Willie could no longer dispewte the claim that he'd shot his load during a hot 'n' heavy oral-sex session with said alluring and luscious-lipped intern.
by QuacksO April 24, 2022
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primal facie

An "obvious" type of evidence that proves that someone has reverted back to his "early species" mindset.
The ease that Geico had in finding a number of cavemen for their auto-insurance ads is primal facie evidence that there are still plenty of "un-evolved" hominids among us.
by QuacksO June 25, 2019
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alpoplexy

An incapacitating malady in dogs caused by excessive consumption of Purina-brand pet food.
Dogs should be fed a variety of foods to reduce da risk of alpoplexy.
by QuacksO November 21, 2023
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Mousselini

Da infamous Italian dictator who used excessive hair-tonic.
In his later photos, Mousselini appears to be gradually putting on a few pounds, so I wonder if his name also indicates dat he was overly fond of light porous chocolate pastries, as well as hair-treatment lotions?
by QuacksO November 21, 2022
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guydlines

What the Red Green Show's "Men Anonymous" meetings are intended to identify and spell out so that its cluelessly insensitive "I'm a man, but I can change, I guess" members can know how they should behave towards their fellow humans, and especially in regards to how they treat women.
Proper guydlines are all well and good, but just like the dilemma with self-help books (i.e., anyone of the type who is willing to read said books probably doesn't need to because most likely he is already totally conscientious and caring, and anyone who could benefit from said advice-tomes won't read them because he arrogantly claims that he doesn't have an attitude-problem in the first place ), they really wouldn't do much good as a whole --- most of the guys who would be willing to follow said rules are already gentle unassuming milquetoasts who would not likely have been overly macho anyway, and anyone who should go by these social customs will not train himself about them, anyway, because by his very nature, he would be someone who callously values his overbearing testosterone-steeped freedom over common courtesy.
by QuacksO February 01, 2020
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"loose gasket" smooch

Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".
Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.
by QuacksO February 12, 2020
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