Definitions by QuacksO

Sighnai Peninsula 

A desert region in coastal Egypt where people heave great wheezes of discontent.

Why anyone would wanna live in the arid region of the Sighnai Peninsula is beyond me --- I would think that I, too, would be rather noisily-huffy and out of sorts if I had to make my home there.

Sighnai Peninsula by QuacksO March 28, 2019

aleias 

An assumed name dat you use so dat you can wet yer pipe at a pub where dey otherwise wouldn't serve you if dey knew yer real identity, either because you're underage or because you haven't paid your tab in a while.

I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life and never intend to, so there would be no reason for me to ever use an aleias.

aleias by QuacksO March 28, 2019

synogrogue 

Da Jewish tavern where Tevya and his fellow Yiddish cronies went to drunkenly celebrate ("To life!" "Something to think about; something to drink about!").

I don't understand Orthodox Judaism at all --- they aren't allowed to eat pork, yet it's perfectly fine for them to congregaate down at the synogrogue and get roaring-drunk anytime they please???

synogrogue by QuacksO March 27, 2019

gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.

I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.

gear-shift greeting by QuacksO March 27, 2019

sinopsis 

A summary of all your wrongdoings.

Bill Clinton committed so many "no-no's" that even a sinopsis of his faults would fill many pages.

sinopsis by QuacksO March 27, 2019

clairevoyant 

Someone who possesses supernatural perception-capabilities regarding women named Claire.

Someone who is clairevoyant could make a great spy if he is paired with another agent named Claire, since he could then receive information from her while she was seeking data inside "enemy territory"; she could merely "beam" messages to him with her mind, without her needing to have any cameras or radio-transmitters that could be found if she was searched by any adversaries.

clairevoyant by QuacksO March 26, 2019

hit on and run

To romantically chat someone up, then bail before significant mutual feelings develop.

Casanova and Don Juan were infamous as expert "hit on and run" dandies --- Don Juan had so many flings, in fact, that when presented with a number of his former lady-friends in the afterlife, he could not even remember the names of any of them.

hit on and run by QuacksO March 26, 2019