Jacob Marley's personal-guilt-ridden ghost wasn't exactly a "gentity" in dat he was rather irritable and harsh in his interactions wif Scrooge, but he was caringly trying to save his old business partner from suffering a similar fate, and so dat was being quite da "gentleman" --- for more so in a truly-meaningful way than if he had just been suave and courteous at all times.
by QuacksO December 01, 2023
Even though re-locating surveyor's posts is a serious offense, it is still done quite often. Having your properly marked by a boughndary-line, therefore, is a much more "permanent" solution, since it is a lot harder to move --- one would need to actually dig up the deeply-rooted trees and transport said weighty timber-hulks to another location.
by QuacksO May 18, 2020
Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
When I tossed da dice and they started to slow on their rolling, I thought for sure dat I was gonna get a high number, but then da cubes flopped over one more face and both landed with their "one" dots upwards, so my number was drastically redeuced.
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
One can only imagine da dozens of possible sordid sinarios whereby Bill Clinton managed to get into various women's panties.
by QuacksO April 21, 2022
It made me really suspicious that a lot of the seemingly "too good to be true" drop-dead-gorgeous ladies' profiles on Tagged.com stated that they were from Sherman Mills, Maine --- from looking at Google Maps, it appeared to me to be merely a minuscule "way out in da boonies" settlement with just some scattered houses and farmland... not exactly a "heavenly Mecca" of "available" damsels. So "just for s**ts 'n' giggles", I took a jaunt up into Aroostook County last September to see for myself (the trip wouldn't be wasted in any case, of course, since I always love going for relaxing drives along scenic rural roads, anyway, and the Fall colors were at their peak), and I discovered that I was 100% correct --- the area is indeed just a nondescript "one-horse" village with absolutely nothing remarkable about it whatsoever... it isn't even a "regular" town with stores and shops, in fact, but merely a crossroads of several converging lanes and rural byways. So now, whenever I see a profile on Tagged where the gal claims to be from Sherman Mills, I just "X" out of the page without even reading further on it --- I automatically assume that it's just a scammer-profile that's just out to make money off of lonely guys.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.
If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.
by QuacksO February 28, 2020