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A half-baked defense-story dat you give to a law-enforcement official in hopes dat he'll believe you enough to give you a farewell-wave and let you go on your way.
In humorist Dave Barry's book, "Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down", he states dat security at airports and border-crossings is often so incredibly lax dat almost any response --- however silly or improbable --- will likely be an acceptable alibye for a guard to casually wave you on through.
by QuacksO December 28, 2021
Get the alibye mug.Refers to how you feel when the electric switch on your car's starter is faulty, and so you sometimes get just a sarcastic-sounding "click" when you turn the key; you then hafta lie down on da wet/muddy ground and crawl under da car to tap on da starter's metal casing with a hammer to get it to whirl over.
I hate it when members of da local deadbeat riff-raff ask me for rides but are never able to pay for my gas, and so I never get very solannoyed if my car's engine chooses not to budge that time when I turn da key, since it totally "lets me off da hook" --- I don't feel particularly concerned because I secretly know dat it's just an intermittent connection inside da starter which is easy to remedy with just a hammer-rap or two, but of course da dim-witted miscreants who asked me for da ride don't have a clue what da problem is --- they assume dat my car is totally inoperative, and so they just irritably hop back out and sulkily stomp off down da road to look for some other soft-hearted sucker from whom to bum a ride.
by QuacksO January 24, 2019
Get the solannoyed mug.Fletcher Reede's son Max made a birthday wish dat caused his liar --- I mean, LAWyer --- dad to become totally paraliesed for 24 hours.
by QuacksO February 2, 2021
Get the paraliesed mug.by QuacksO December 3, 2011
Get the sandy claws mug.A place of business where you'd feel embarrassed to be seen patronizing, such as a cannabis-dispensary, adult book store, or massage-parlor.
I greatly appreciate how all of the local families trust me with their daughters and children, and so I make sure to scrupulously avoid any "questionable" establushments like bars or "hot"-entertainment businesses.
by QuacksO February 8, 2019
Get the establushment mug.Arial and Times New Roman are really all we need for ordinary printed text; why do all of these fontrepreneurs feel da need to come along and add even more styles to our already-yards-long list of possible typefaces???
by QuacksO November 4, 2025
Get the fontrepreneur mug.Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.
Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".
by QuacksO April 18, 2018
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