QuacksO's definitions

PGA-13

The maturity-rating for "un-bleeped" camera-footage of adults whacking small dimpled white balls around over a grassy fairway.

It is downright appalling how so many seemingly-sensible and dignified grownups in neat elegant business-attire behave --- or rather, MISbehave --- the moment you put a golf club in their hands... it's no wonder that "raw" TV-coverage of said games often carries a PGA-13 rating!

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

semenental value

Treasured or revered for its ability to fertilize the egg of a female, or in memory of said ability.

Lewis and Clark brought along a large muscular African-American fellow as one of their traveling-party on their expedition out West, and said chocolate-skinned behemoth proved to be of great semenental value to the group in many of the Native villages that they passed through --- wherever they stopped, multiple squaws would often literally line up to be impregnated by said husky and virile dude, in hopes of raising huge strong-bodied sons of their own from this "fresh blood" infusion.

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

no reasonable offer refused

Translation: Seller wants "all outdoors" for the advertised merchandise.

Humorous quote from a used-cars dealer's ad: "No reasonable offer refused! (But the dealer defines the term 'reasonable'.)"

by QuacksO December 17, 2019

unrealtor

A sleazy property-sales/rentals advertiser who totally "puffs" the details of his otherwise-boring/ordinary listings. See "castle in the air" vacation cottage for a prime example.

I always personally travel to an address and actually see and inspect the property before I decide whether to buy or rent it... too many unrealtors out there!

by QuacksO September 30, 2018

carrotid arteries

Da veins in Brer Rabbit's neck dat enable him to out-think --- and also out-RUN, when necessary --- his bigger-but-less-clever enemies like Brer Fox, Brer Wolf, and Brer Bear.

Just like Brer Rabbit, Bugs Bunny also needs to always have his carrotid arteries in top form in order to outwit --- and often to out-maneuver, as well --- his assorted bang-stick-wielding nemeses like Yosemite Sam and Elmer Fudd.

by QuacksO August 18, 2021

Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

P.G.-13 Wodehouse

An author of extra-racy tales of dim-witted aristocrats and their brainy manservants.

I was kinda disgusted by da raunchy content of some of da "Jeeves" chronicles, so I wonder if da author's name should actually have been written as "P.G.-13 Wodehouse".

by QuacksO January 28, 2023