Da infamous ex-military fanatic and weaponry-crazed dude from DownEast Maine who was perpetually in a simmering resentful mood; he received two consecutive life-sentences for murdering two innocent neighbors. Google "fear thy neighbor, red picket fences" for all da assordid details.
I try very hard to behave myself socially and keep the peace with everyone around me; there are too many Richard Huffelmans around.
by QuacksO January 07, 2019
Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
A totally-legitimate-but-unappealing-to-most-people food-selection (like a vegetarian casserole) that a shrewd/miserly citizen brings to a church supper or fundraising luncheon, enabling him to majorly "come out ahead" at the meal --- i.e., he can gluttonously stuff his own face with everyone else's scrumptious offerings, yet not have to actually contribute much of anything himself, since almost nobody else at the gathering will want to dip into the unappetizing food-selection that he brought, and so he can then just smugly take the still-brimming pot home again and polish it all off himself over the next several days. Extra points if the dish also happens to be one that the penny-pincher himself actually finds at least moderately tasty, since he will then not even have to "suffer" much at all while grinningly tucking away the food into his own tummy afterwards.
Ebeneezer Scrooge would always bring a huge steaming pot of mixed vegetables as an ideal potyuck meal offering whenever he attended a town-hall supper or other public dinner --- this was one of his favorite foods, and nobody could object/complain about his perfectly-healthy choice of meal-contribution, but most of the other attendees would hungrily head for the far-more-appealing "meat 'n' potatoes" and "sweet stuff" culinary delights brought in by other citizens, and so Scrooge would be able to totally pig out on these same delicacies to his hearts content, yet never have to actually end up spending much if any money on feeding anyone else because he'd always wind up getting to eat most of the veggie-soup himself sometime afterwards... cleverrrr!!!
by QuacksO October 27, 2017
A "girly-junk" doctor who specializes in treating women who get excessively concerned when fellow humans are tardy about phoning them at a pre-arranged time, especially when they're horny and the person who'd promised to CALL them was a well-hung stud who was GONNA meet up and have sex with them.
A gynecologist is not typically trained to be a talk-therapist, so if you are sad because a dude either didn't ring you up as promised or was not very punctual about doing so, then you would want to consult a guynocallogist or a gonnacallogist, respectively.
by QuacksO August 26, 2024
"Inside this abandoned warehouse at a location that must remain secret, we're gonna do something that we probably shouldn't be doing --- but we're gonna go for it anyway. Good evening, I'm Fred Seaborne. You're about to see one of the world's top magicians break his code of silence, and reveal some of magic's most closely-guarded secrets. This is not a gimmick; you are actually going to find out how these ---" Ooops! I'd better cut this out --- I am engaging in blatant Pileggiarism here! P.S. At least you found out my real name, though! :P
by QuacksO July 22, 2023
Not to be confused with a bar floozie (a "loose" female who hangs around a bar waiting for some hot young stud to pick her up), this term refers to an equally "loose" gal with such a sweet tooth that she is NEVER "ashamed of what she done for a Klondike bar".
A Klondike bar floozie seldom has to buy her own ice cream sandwiches during the summertime; she just hangs around the supermarket parking lot and watches for hot young hunks who are heading to their vehicles with bulging shopping bags full of Klondike bars, and then hurries over and offers them a little touchy-feely/nookie-wookie in exchange for one of the scrumptious frozen treats.
by QuacksO September 17, 2014
The statistical figure showing the annual number of humans in a given geographical area who "bite the dust".
In the USA, the smoking-related plopulation is over half a million --- as an old article in a late-'80's issue of the Reader's Digest was titled, "the tobacco companies are getting away with murder!"
by QuacksO November 14, 2018