Some chicks have painfully-sensitive spots on their bodies, such as their backs, shoulders. arms, etc., and so you will need to keep these "off-limits" areas in mind when giving a cutie affection wif your hands, if you want her to consider you a comPATible soulmate.
by QuacksO June 30, 2023
I was gonna volunteer to oversee da local youth-acting class, but then da former group-leader told me about all da assorted headaches involved with said undertaking, so I decided I didn't wanna be in dat skituation.
by QuacksO May 22, 2021
Occasionally a person of either gender with excessive bulk and poundage could be viewed as being too "big" by fitter folks and thus might be "ostrasized", as well, just as someone of da male persuasion who is supposedly not "big" enough sometimes is.
by QuacksO February 17, 2023
Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.
Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!
by QuacksO February 25, 2023
Dunno why anyone would wanna live in iceolation when he could be frolicking among warm flowing brooks and waving green palm trees down South.
by QuacksO October 08, 2018
Refers to either:
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.
(1) a horrid misdeed involving mowed-'n'-dried livestock-feed, or
(2) a shockingly-inconsiderate/insensitive "cheating a horny stud outta his promised reward" infraction whereby a "cow" (i.e., a seemingly-willing gal) refuses to "give her milk" (i.e., spread her legs) for a dude after he's naively/trustingly "fed her a bale of premium timothy-and-alfalfa" --- i.e., performed a valuable action on her behalf, such as spending money on her, taking her out to dinner, completing one or more yucky/boring/difficult tasks for her, etc. --- in exchange for her promise of letting him "milk her" (i.e., partake in a bouncy-bouncy with her) when said favor has been completed.
Da term "haynous crime" could also humorously describe a combination of da above two examples --- i.e., how a delightful barn-loft tryst between a farmer's daughter and her penis-proffering lover would likely be viewed by her strict-and-feared "paw" if he ever found out about it, such as if said blinky-eyed chick "got a bun in da oven". (Never mind da fact dat SHE HERSELF was probably conceived in exactly da same way --- i.e., her "maw" and "paw" had probably shared a few "rolls in da cattle-grass" of their own a decade-and-a-half or more ago, causing an unexpected pregnancy dat resulted in said now-sexually-active daughter's existence. So said "Big Daddy" would therefore have "little room to talk" regarding history's merely having repeated itself in da procreation department!)
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
In da song "Freckle Face" from da "Four Jacks and a Jill" album, "Fables", vocalist Glenys Lynne recounts da growmance dat she and her present husband shared ever since she'd been a small child.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023