QuacksO's definitions

Ask Aviv

A lesser-known-but-equally-notable large city in Israel where you go to pose questions about the assorted religions and cultures of the area.

After you voice your religion/society-related questions at Ask Aviv, your queries are routed to the appropriate authorities in Tell Aviv for pondering and consultation. You are then given a specially-numbered card (this distinguishes your particular questions from everyone else's) and directed to travel to Tell Aviv, where you present your card to the local holy men and receive your answers from them.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

double entender

Refers to where someone acts "all nicey-nice" --- i.e., kind and caringly-gentle --- as if he has genuine loving feelings for you, but in reality he is merely "turning on da charm" in an attempt to disarm/dispel your natural caution/inhibitions so dat hopefully you'll let him get in your pants.

People like Clinton and Liberace were masters of da ol' "double entender" dat did indeed sometimes please and/or flatter, but you see what kind of messy misbehavior they ended up committing.

by QuacksO July 6, 2020

inscentive

Perfume, incense, etc. which gives someone encouragement to perform less-than-pleasant tasks.

Tiffany always offers to burn cinnamon-sticks in her house for me as an inscentive for my doing yucky/tedious home-repairs/upgrades for her.

by QuacksO July 12, 2021

friends with beneflits

Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.

Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.

by QuacksO September 23, 2019

khangregation

A gathering of folks who favor da beliefs, ideas, actions, etc. of da infamous Ceti Alpha V colonizer.

Da evil power-hungry Star Trek character is frightening enough just on his own, but we should REALLY look out if he actually forms a khangregation of like-minded individuals!

by QuacksO June 19, 2021

shopping-cart sidle

Refers to da "lift 'n' shift" grocery-wagon maneuver dat you utilize when making room for another customer if da aisle is too narrow/crowded to simply roll da trolley forwards/backwards outta da way; da action involves forcibly lifting up on da cart's handle to raise da fixed-forward rear wheels off da floor, and then muscling da cart sideways on its front swivel-wheels.

Anyone of average strength/agility can master da shopping-cart sidle fairly easily; da problem is if da cart is heavily loaded down wif merchandise, in which case trying to heave da back of da cart upwards can be much more difficult.

by QuacksO January 3, 2020

wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp

Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".

Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025