I am so conchientious whenever I'm out collecting nature's pretty trinkets along da shore dat I always carefully check each and every sea-snail dwelling to make sure it's empty before putting it into my pail.
by QuacksO March 12, 2025
If there had been PA systems back in da late 1800s, maybe P.T. Barnum could have added "singbugging" to his showman's repertoire.
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.
Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!
by QuacksO December 05, 2017
by QuacksO June 09, 2021
A stick of candy dat you bribe someone with in order to keep him from being "convinced otherwise" by one or more fellow humans who might try to get him to change his presently-in-agreement-with-you viewpoint.
Anti-sway bars can indeed sometimes be an effective way to keep someone "on your team", but it can also prevent said person from honestly pondering a particular topic or issue and then forming his own unbiased opinion about said subject, similar to how main-stream religion often does.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
I slaved my a** off through long LESSons of studying all those boring textbooks in school during my teen years, yet nowadays as an adult I occasionally still get called a MOREon.
by QuacksO May 31, 2019