Definitions by QuacksO
Hebrewed beverage
What Tevya and his drinking-buddies imbibed humongous quantities of while raucously singing, "To Life!" in "Fiddler On The Roof".
If Tevya and his fellow Orthodox Jews were so restricted and reserved by their "traditions", why were they still free to wildly whoop it up and swig gallons of Hebrewed beverage in the taverns anytime they wanted? Seems kinda like a convoluted double-standard to me.
Hebrewed beverage by QuacksO April 10, 2019
insulince
Surly/abrasive/disrespectful behavior that the actor (or family/friends/associates thereof) tries to excuse/justify due to his having diabetes or hypoglycemia.
I'm all for tolerating minor-to-moderate irregularities in someone's behavior if he has a medical condition that truly prevents his being able to perform significantly better, but I tend to draw the line at insulince, especially if said misbehaver seems perfectly capable of being pleasant and agreeable when he feels like it.
Hebrew word-contraction
Hebrew word-contractions can save time when asking follow-up questions, such as, "Jew have a chance to think over my business-proposal yet?" Juts be careful who you say it in front of, though, so as not to offend anyone with affiliation or beliefs in Judaism.
Hebrew word-contraction by QuacksO April 10, 2019
go ye forth and multiply
A lot of Bible verses can be intentionally misinterpreted and then shamelessly used to further a selfish/evil cause or desire; "go ye forth and multiply" is a prime example, since it seemingly justifies a teenage boy's pleas to a chick --- even a pious Christian girl --- that she spread her legs for him, since "God told us to procreate, so you would be disobeying His Word if you refuse me".
go ye forth and multiply by QuacksO April 10, 2019
attétude
A short musical composition that denotes the cranky demeanor that one or more people were in at the time when the work was written.
helpful hip-nudge
A.k.a. supplemental nudge; it refers to where you give someone's hip an assistive push with your hip to shift him over in a bench-seat when he is unable to do so under his own power, such as if he is totally exhausted, if he has a huge lapful of objects, or if the floor is not clear/flat/level enough for him to brace his feet solidly against it and slide himself over.
Trying to effectively brace one's feet and scooch over into the middle of the seat far enough to make room for a third person can be difficult in a pickup truck with a floor-mounted manual shift-lever and transmission-hump in the way, so the entering passenger may be obliged to give said middle-rider a helpful hip-nudge to slide him over the rest of the way so that the entering passenger can seat himself and shut the truck's door.
helpful hip-nudge by QuacksO April 8, 2019
independent contractor
Someone who performs tasks even before he's been asked/hired/authorized to do so; he merely learns/overhears that something may need/be wished to be done, and so he himself steps in and completes said activity of his own accord, whether the people involved actually wish it to be performed or not. Just goes to show that you'll want to be really careful what you say when you're in the company of others --- you never know who might be listening, and then planning to carry out something that you merely mentioned about, not that you were actually asking anyone to perform for you.
MacGyver's arch-nemesis and professional gunman Murdoc takes the concept of "independent contractor" to a whole new --- and tragic --- extreme... even if the person who hires him merely wishes to have the mark scared --- or even if Murdoc's "employer" changes his mind and and no longer wishes Murdoc to perform said terrorism --- he continues to murderously pursue his mark anyway.
independent contractor by QuacksO April 7, 2019