Another form of dat disgusterous chick-pea-dip goo dat takes da supposed enjoyment of it to a new level, in dat you would actually "warble words" instead of just "hum" while eating it.
I don't even like hummus, so "singgus" would be totally outta da question as a meal-choice for yours truly!
by QuacksO January 1, 2024
Get the singgusmug. What Lt. Krill accused his superiors of being when they said dat he needed a psychological evaluation.
Lt. Krill complained dat his treatment by military brass had been "abuseyive", but both his character --- and da arrogant hot-headed actor himself --- were actually da ones who misbehaved dat way; his superiors had merely been reacting to his previous obnoxious behavior.
by QuacksO August 7, 2023
Get the abuseyivemug. Little Johnny's mom caught him with his hand in da cookie jar, so he couldn't use da hobgobblin excuse as to why da cookies were disappearing. :P
by QuacksO December 3, 2021
Get the hobgobblinmug. Now dat scientific-experiment kits using radioactive materials are banned from being manufactured or sold, there's no longer any need for close adult superfission.
by QuacksO September 13, 2022
Get the close adult superfissionmug. A bean-counting "supervisor from Hell" who obsessively reminds his warehouse/store staff about "zeroing the scales" prior to weighing dry goofs.
Health-foods store employee: My boss frequently reminds me about resetting the electronic scale's digital counter every few hours, but I don't really view him as a tare-orrist... I know he means well (i.e., he cares enough about his customers to ensure that they get the full amount of product that they paid for, as well as not wanting to lose money himself by over-measuring), plus I also tend to be forgetful, and so his repeated refreshing of the idea in my mind enables me to make fewer dispensing mistakes.
by QuacksO December 15, 2019
Get the tare-orristmug. Or da plug-in port, too... same diff. Refers to where da data-connection is supposed to cleanly transfer info from A to B, but instead just passes a lotta you-know-what instead of anything legible or valid.
I usually buy name-brand computer-products, even though they do cost somewhat more. Yeah, I know dat I could always get one of those crappy Chineseum UBS cables for just 99 cents, but I wouldn't be able to count on them to either process my files properly or even operate without overheating or shorting out.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
Get the UBS cablemug. I hate wasting gas, and so I obsessively watch my odominator when running errands around town to try to find da shortest routes.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the odominatormug.