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Definitions by QuacksO

capassity 

The posterior-related size-rating (i.e., the maximum width, weight, volume, etc. that can be safely supported/accommodated) of a sitting-device of some kind, such as a lawn/office chair, bus/airplane seat, etc.
I saw an ad-message on FreeCycle from a lady who was looking for a wheelchair for her super-corpulent husband, so I contacted her about a couple of standard wheelchairs that I had; she regretfully replied, however, that she needed a chair with considerably greater capassity than the ones I had.
capassity by QuacksO May 27, 2019

trisickle 

A "step up" from da classic harvesting-tool dat da "Grim Reaper" usually carries, this device combines the design of his trident with narrow semicircular blades for more efficient/prolific crop-felling.
We already had it bad enough when that clueless "devil" Obomba was president, but now that we've got "The Donald" in power, he's coming at us with a bleepin' trisickle!
trisickle by QuacksO May 26, 2019

buycycle 

Refers to the frequent-purchasing-of-new-pedal-power "endless loop" that a majority of Americans are in, rather than properly caring for and repairing the old two-wheelers that they already own.
Schwinns and Huffys used to be made of better metal than the crumble into-rust-in-just-a-month-or-two crap they sell today, so it's no wonder that so many people are in a hopeless buycycle.
buycycle by QuacksO May 26, 2019

cerVicks™ 

A soothing ointment dat a lady applies to her "girly junk".
I wonder if cerVicks™ would work better than Vagisil during colder months?
cerVicks™ by QuacksO May 26, 2019

begginning of the month 

Refers to the point in time (usually a day or two after "the third") when moochers start whimperingly canvassing the neighborhood looking for handouts after they've blown their entire SSI checks on cigarettes, scratch-off tickets, and other costly/harmful/wasteful non-essentials.
I usually head off to the lake for a few days during the begginning of the month so that I won't be around for the local riff-raff to come bawling and blubbering to about how miserable and destitute they are.

accusstomed 

In the space-invaders film "Signs", former Episcopal priest Graham Hess has a hard time wrapping his head around the idea of yelling profanity while trying to rid his property of prowlers, since he was not accusstomed to speaking that way.
accusstomed by QuacksO May 25, 2019

clompromise 

Describes the act of walking --- often with weariness or a wobbly/ungainly gait --- somewhere instead of driving or otherwise availing yourself of "mechanical" travel-means.
Two of the most common instances when one might make a clompromise are:
(1) Where someone wants a ride somewhere, but you feel that said individual either needs to become more accustomed to "not always living the soft life" or could stand to "lose a few", but you also realize that his having to whiningly/wheezingly traipse all the way to his destination alone might be overly upsetting/discouraging to him, and so you offer to stroll along wif him to where he's going, to keep him company. It's not unlike teenage friends' offering to scuttle around the yard wif one of their classmates who's having to rake leaves or cut grass, or several ladies' exercising together for emotional support and to keep each others' spirits up.
(2) Where you either feel that an errand is not important/urgent enough (or involves transporting objects with enough weight that you could not simply carry them with reasonable ease) to use costly gas for, or you cannot be at all sure if whatever you're going for is even going to "pan out", and so you're making a pre-road-trip walk to personally check out the actual conditions/circumstances at your intended destination before you commit to moving 2 tons of steel and glass all the way over there.
clompromise by QuacksO May 25, 2019