Definitions by QuacksO
capassity
The posterior-related size-rating (i.e., the maximum width, weight, volume, etc. that can be safely supported/accommodated) of a sitting-device of some kind, such as a lawn/office chair, bus/airplane seat, etc.
trisickle
A "step up" from da classic harvesting-tool dat da "Grim Reaper" usually carries, this device combines the design of his trident with narrow semicircular blades for more efficient/prolific crop-felling.
buycycle
Refers to the frequent-purchasing-of-new-pedal-power "endless loop" that a majority of Americans are in, rather than properly caring for and repairing the old two-wheelers that they already own.
begginning of the month
Refers to the point in time (usually a day or two after "the third") when moochers start whimperingly canvassing the neighborhood looking for handouts after they've blown their entire SSI checks on cigarettes, scratch-off tickets, and other costly/harmful/wasteful non-essentials.
I usually head off to the lake for a few days during the begginning of the month so that I won't be around for the local riff-raff to come bawling and blubbering to about how miserable and destitute they are.
begginning of the month by QuacksO May 26, 2019
accusstomed
In the space-invaders film "Signs", former Episcopal priest Graham Hess has a hard time wrapping his head around the idea of yelling profanity while trying to rid his property of prowlers, since he was not accusstomed to speaking that way.
accusstomed by QuacksO May 25, 2019
clompromise
Describes the act of walking --- often with weariness or a wobbly/ungainly gait --- somewhere instead of driving or otherwise availing yourself of "mechanical" travel-means.
Two of the most common instances when one might make a clompromise are:
(1) Where someone wants a ride somewhere, but you feel that said individual either needs to become more accustomed to "not always living the soft life" or could stand to "lose a few", but you also realize that his having to whiningly/wheezingly traipse all the way to his destination alone might be overly upsetting/discouraging to him, and so you offer to stroll along wif him to where he's going, to keep him company. It's not unlike teenage friends' offering to scuttle around the yard wif one of their classmates who's having to rake leaves or cut grass, or several ladies' exercising together for emotional support and to keep each others' spirits up.
(2) Where you either feel that an errand is not important/urgent enough (or involves transporting objects with enough weight that you could not simply carry them with reasonable ease) to use costly gas for, or you cannot be at all sure if whatever you're going for is even going to "pan out", and so you're making a pre-road-trip walk to personally check out the actual conditions/circumstances at your intended destination before you commit to moving 2 tons of steel and glass all the way over there.
(1) Where someone wants a ride somewhere, but you feel that said individual either needs to become more accustomed to "not always living the soft life" or could stand to "lose a few", but you also realize that his having to whiningly/wheezingly traipse all the way to his destination alone might be overly upsetting/discouraging to him, and so you offer to stroll along wif him to where he's going, to keep him company. It's not unlike teenage friends' offering to scuttle around the yard wif one of their classmates who's having to rake leaves or cut grass, or several ladies' exercising together for emotional support and to keep each others' spirits up.
(2) Where you either feel that an errand is not important/urgent enough (or involves transporting objects with enough weight that you could not simply carry them with reasonable ease) to use costly gas for, or you cannot be at all sure if whatever you're going for is even going to "pan out", and so you're making a pre-road-trip walk to personally check out the actual conditions/circumstances at your intended destination before you commit to moving 2 tons of steel and glass all the way over there.
clompromise by QuacksO May 25, 2019