QuacksO's definitions

heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.

by QuacksO July 4, 2018

mixed messages

Confusing texts dat you send to others while you're drunk off your a** from imbibing mixed drinks.

If someone is "out on da town" for a night of hitting all da pibs, it might be good to turn off your cell phone and/or disregard any texts from said imbiber till sometime da next day, since he'll likely be sending you mixed messages during that period.

by QuacksO March 21, 2019

bwrongchitis

Refers to the assorted loud hacking and wheezing that you engage in when someone suggests/performs an act that you disapprove of.

Having an acute attack of bwrongchitis can indeed be a bit painful and exhausting, but it is often much more palatable and/or socially-acceptable than verbally chewing out the misbehaver, plus it more-humorously/harmlessly expresses your strong displeasure with his choice of actions.

by QuacksO May 16, 2019

vaudevillain

Someone who "plays da bad guy" during a multi-act stage-show.

In "Huckleberry Finn", da King and da Duke were both just "regular rapscallions" who were out to cheat their audience-members, and so one could indeed accurately describe them as real "vaudevillains".

by QuacksO April 5, 2020

Walter Crankyite

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.

Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.

by QuacksO May 11, 2019

Barbaray Coast

A seaside area in Northern Africa in which a majority of the Native women are named Barbara.

If you're comfy with interracial marriage and would like to have a wife named Barbara, there are plenty of chocolate-complexioned cuties with that name on the Barbaray Coast who are currently "looking".

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

abombination

What da resentful and defiant Daffy Duck considered da U.S. Forest Service's dropping da load of torpedoes in da area where he was trying to illegally bear-hunt.

After suffering through da abombination courtesy of da U.S. Forest Service, Daffy Duck goes underground --- literally --- in his ongoing attempts to "have fricasseed bear for dinner".

by QuacksO April 24, 2022