Definitions by QuacksO
asspartame
Da cloyingly-sugary food-ingredient dat , when consumed regularly, makes for a really "sweet 'n' scrumptious" posterior.
Tiffany has such a cute round rump dat I'm sure there must be super-high levels of asspartame in her blood.
asspartame by QuacksO June 8, 2019
discountent
Refers to the resentment or dissatisfaction that someone feels regarding a reduced payment, either because the person thinks that he should have been charged even less than the price that the seller agreed to, or he thinks that he should be getting/keeping more funds than he is being allowed in said transaction.
In the famous 1942 Basil Rathbone film "Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon", Pegleg displays extreme and bitter discountent when Holmes makes HIM pay Jack Brady the required five-pound "information-bribe" out of the ten that Holmes had already given Pegleg to bring Holmes to Jack's carpentry shop.
discountent by QuacksO June 7, 2019
prayer-chain
What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
prayer-chain by QuacksO June 7, 2019
oral history
With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
oral history by QuacksO June 6, 2019
sighchology
With all the irritable wheezing and puffing that cantankerously-deluded individuals often exhibit, a simple application of sighchology makes it obvious that said voluminously-respiring folks are indeed plumb loco.
sighchology by QuacksO June 5, 2019
brewsletter
Says here in da monthly brewsletter dat da employees are forbidden to drink on the job; otherwise they would hafta also publish a monthly "bruiseletter" of all da injuries from tipsy workers' drunkenly blunderin' into and fallin' over stuff while performing their daily tasks!
brewsletter by QuacksO June 5, 2019
tootleadge
Dat super-impatient sports-cah drivah wif da extra-loud hemi-motor who was tire-screechingly gunnin' it back and forth along the road in front of Marshall Dodge's aunt's house lookin' fer East Vasselboro sure coulda used some tootleadge!
tootleadge by QuacksO June 5, 2019