QuacksO's definitions
Refers to how much "downward burden" a pair of shoes is subjected to when worn by different people of varying corpulence.
Sport-shoes with cushioning air-chambers are the easiest type of footwear to retrofit for measuring the foot-pounds that the shoes are loaded with --- just drill and thread a hole in one of the air-chambers, and then install an air-pressure gauge.
by QuacksO November 4, 2018
Get the foot-poundsmug. Buying an adjasont home might indeed be a good idea if said "Mr. J" is a nice guy, but thinking dat you'll find a pot of gold there is merely "jason rainbows".
by QuacksO June 8, 2023
Get the adjasont homemug. Money; especially, money that others are eyeing "hungrily" or are wishing that the owner would share more freely.
Girl #1: So what's your new guy like?
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 30, 2011
Get the baconmug. Da period of time in da past dat you partook of an orange-wrapper-encased chocolate bar or round/rectangular piece of soft brown candy dat was also wrapped in said orange plastic.
Little kiddos often do not have such good memory as adults, so it might not be possible for them to accurately estimate da Reesency of when they last ate a chocolate bar.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
Get the Reesencymug. Acquiring FBFWB may indeed be pleasant and fulfilling, but since Facebook contacts are often scattered over a broad area, it may run up your monthly gasoline-bull, since you may frequently need to travel long distances to hang with them all.
by QuacksO October 26, 2019
Get the FBFWBmug. Da left-hand-speaker wireless-receiver dat you'd use in conjunction wif da "Raydio" --- i.e., da right-hand-speaker receiver --- to give yourself a "totally-immersive" experience of listening to digitally-remastered reruns of da famous comedy-duo.
Mr Elliot and Mr. Goulding taped their shows just in mono, and so you probably would not actually be adding any "spacial ambiance" by listening wif both a "Bobdio" and a "Raydio". But if listening to said delightful hijinks wif two audio-receiver sets is your thing, knock yerself out --- I'm "juss sayin'".
by QuacksO March 1, 2025
Get the Bobdiomug. What Achmed ended up performing on himself when he inadvertently hit da detonation-button on Hassan's bomb.
No matter how severe or colossal dat you perceive your degree of unattractiveness, there should be no need to resort to plastique surgery --- modern-day medical wizardly offers far-safer and less-drastic methods of improving one's looks!
by QuacksO March 1, 2025
Get the plastique surgerymug.