QuacksO's definitions
Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.
by QuacksO March 28, 2020
Get the bone appetitmug. Dermatologist, speaking on the phone to a prospective new patient: "Oh, yes --- I can definitely help you out, Sir. Just come right on up to my Calais office, and I'll be more than happy to remove your calluses, plus I promise not to be at all callous while I do so."
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
Get the Calaismug. Da term "peeramid" could also refer to a tall man-made creation dat was designed to be stood atop and used as a lofty vantage-point from which to crane yer neck all around and keenly observe what was going on for many miles in every direction.
by QuacksO February 19, 2025
Get the peeramidmug. "Fluff" perks of a job or outing dat include yer getting to lips-squealingly observe attractive chicks walking by.
I respect women far more than to give cat-calls, so I have zero craving for any belles and whistles.
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
Get the belles and whistlesmug. Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
Get the naturally asspiratedmug. A lovely "will you marry me?" jeweled band dat makes da proposed-to chick gasp and exclaim in surprise when it's presented to her.
Beautiful precious-stone-fitted finger-adornments aside, a simple rubber sealing-hoop for a piece of machinery might also qualify as an "oh-ring" if da owner of said device wasn't expecting you to supply said vital repair-part at a certain time.
by QuacksO July 26, 2023
Get the oh-ringmug. Da equivalent of Belchers Anonymous.
Burper Synonymous meetings could be for delicate-natured ladies and anyone else who views da term "belching" as crude or unrefined --- they'd still get served just plain-liquid beverages and receive support/advice regarding how to reduce their involuntary throat-exhalations, but in a quieter and more dignified social atmosphere.
by QuacksO October 19, 2025
Get the Burper Synonymousmug.