Definitions by QuacksO
straightforward response
A guy's having a "straightforward response" when in the presence of a naked chick makes perfect sense if you think about it... if the dude's lulu sticks out firmly and is "aimed" at said "au naturel" damsel, it more-readily facilitates his simply stepping forward and "sticking it in".
straightforward response by QuacksO August 22, 2019
sadiscipline
A combination of "sadistic" and "discipline". What the abusive Gerald Strickland frequently indulged in while self-servingly carrying out his duties as school principal of Hill Valley High.
Gerald Strickland's disgracefully autocratical behavior (not to mention his blatant hypocrisy, such as making a huge noisy offended show of disapproving of Biff's drinking, yet he himself was a closet alcoholic) towards the teens under his authority was obviously just sadiscipline --- he didn't really care about his students; he just craved a constant power-trip.
sadiscipline by QuacksO August 21, 2019
Paulicy
The normal procedure practiced/required by a certain business, group, municipality/geographical area, etc. regarding people named Paul.
Instance companies would not be allowed by law to have special conditions/stipulations for clients based upon their name alone, but in the case of everyone's favorite giant-sized lumberjack, they might have to make an exception when deciding whether to grant HIM a Paulicy!
prezooming
Arrogantly figuring in your own oblivious/selfish mind that proceeding rapidly is okay, without asking others in your vicinity if said speedy travelling on your part would distress or otherwise inconvenience them.
Impatient motorists who recklessly dart in and out of traffic to more-quickly get where they are going sure are prezooming a lot --- oh, sure, THEY may save a few minutes in their commute-time, but what about all the other startled souls who have to slam on their brakes and get additional gray hairs as a result???
prezooming by QuacksO August 18, 2019
Suture self
What a doctor shruggingly remarks when someone requests a different-from-the-standard-practice procedure for stitching up a wound, and said physician cannot see what difference said alternative method would make, but wants to accommodate the patient whenever possible.
"Suture self," said the surgeon, when I asked him to use cotton sewing-thread instead of synthetic-fiber floss.
Suture self by QuacksO August 16, 2019
lobster tail and beer
"Lobster tail and beer" sounds like just two items instead of three, until you realize that there are no hyphens or commas in the phrase... THEN it suddenly makes sense! :P
lobster tail and beer by QuacksO August 16, 2019