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Richie Rich Jr. viewed his sandlot-kid pals as quite da luxjury, in dat they would both advise him regarding how certain items in his company's tasty line of comestibles would likely appeal to da general public, and have his back in times of distress or danger.
by QuacksO January 26, 2025
Get the luxjury mug.What a cutie-chick receives when nestling her head between two nice guys' warm fuzzy chests during a group-canoodle.
The symphony of a stereo-heartbeat hug is one of the most heavenly sounds in the world for a gal to hear, and is very easy and simple to experience --- just smilingly offer two friendly dudes a group-hug, and then lean yer head over in front when they obligingly cuddle up on either side of ya, so dat ya can press yer ears against their hearts.
by QuacksO December 19, 2018
Get the stereo-heartbeat hug mug.Sarcastic term for da extended period dat it typically takes someone whose mind works super-slowly to decide on anything.
Jack Benny only took a few seconds to decide da hilariously-famous "Your money or your life" choice, but to da impatient crook, it seemed like a mullenium!
by QuacksO February 13, 2024
Get the mullenium mug.Barefoot girl, seeing her boyfriend's cock majorly "leap to attention" and swell out the front of his shorts: Hey, take it easy, Babe --- all I did was stretch my legs and flex my toes after my nap! Isn't dat a bit of an overrerection there?
Guy: Sorry, sweet cheex, but I can't help it --- you gots such lovely flexible-jointed tootsies dat it always makes me super-horny whenever you manipulate 'em like dat! In fact, I'm actually about to lose control and mess my underpants!
Girl: Oh, my! Well, whoq-whoa-whoa --- don't waste all of that tasty creamy man-milk by just cumming in your clothes! {hastily yanks down her guy's shorts to expose his raging hard-on that sways and bounces around from being suddenly freed from said fabric-confines} Let me relieve da pressure wif my mouth before you explode there, and then you can savoringly massage my feet afterwards!
Guy: Sorry, sweet cheex, but I can't help it --- you gots such lovely flexible-jointed tootsies dat it always makes me super-horny whenever you manipulate 'em like dat! In fact, I'm actually about to lose control and mess my underpants!
Girl: Oh, my! Well, whoq-whoa-whoa --- don't waste all of that tasty creamy man-milk by just cumming in your clothes! {hastily yanks down her guy's shorts to expose his raging hard-on that sways and bounces around from being suddenly freed from said fabric-confines} Let me relieve da pressure wif my mouth before you explode there, and then you can savoringly massage my feet afterwards!
by QuacksO January 17, 2025
Get the overrerection mug.Corporate greed of Johns-Manville et al caused them to blatantly disregard the extreme hazards of asworstas.
by QuacksO October 20, 2024
Get the asworstas mug.A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the yard sale mug.Inventor of da telephone; folks were so grateful to him for dis dat dey named da Peace Prize after him.
Da telephone was an absolute "dynamite" invention, just like da safety-explosive created by Alexander Graham Nobell's nephew, Alfred.
by QuacksO October 5, 2018
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