QuacksO's definitions

elementalry school

A place of learning where you absolutely "go mental" after attending for four years. Good luck wif middle-school.

I didn't even make it halfway through fourth grade of elementalry school before my brain totally shut down from fatigue, stress 'n' anxiety from mistreatment by classroom-bullies and mean teachers, and watery-eyed allergies from contagions floating around from fellow students... thank goodness my family took me out of that depraved cesspool the very next day, and then home-taught me for the remainder of my school years!

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

trail of clothes

Da jumbled line of hastily-cast-off shirts, pants, underwear, etc., dat you'd follow to discover which bedroom or other private enclosed space dat a horny couple hurried into in order to partake of a delightful bouncy-bouncy.

Generally you and a new chick don't hafta worry about getting "busted" by fellow humans if you live by yerself in a house or apartment, but if there are others in da vicinity, you'll wanna avoid a glaringly-obvious "trail of clothes" by forcing yourselves to wait till **after** you shut da bedroom door before you start lustfully peeling off each other's garments.

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

newtralize

To render something inactive by introducing one or more salamanders into da equation.

Da infamous 50th House speaker always claimed to "do great things" while he was in office, but da scandalous behavior dat came to light towards da end of his political career pretty much newtralized any good feelings dat folks might have had for him previously.

by QuacksO March 11, 2022

Contrabution

The diversion of funds that Ollie North infamously created on behalf of the Nicaraguan "freedom-fighters", which produced dubious results and landed him in a whole lotta hot water with the US Government.

Ollie North claimed that the Contrabution he made to Iran and Nicaragua was merely "the residuals" leftover from a legitimate transaction, but I dunno if anybody truly bought that clap-trap.

by QuacksO February 14, 2019

alphabetical documentaries

Assorted historical-entertainment productions, arranged in A-Z order:
BLOCumentary: Details of assorted common-goal groups
BLOCKumentary: All about cube-shaped objects
BOCKumentary: History of dark-beer brewing
COCKumentary: History of how lucky you got wif da fairer gender
CLOCKumentary: Details how da set for Doc Brown's laboratory was created
CROCKumentary: An expose of BS, or presents a timeline of how stoneware has evolved over da millennia

DOCKumentary: Tells about boat-piers from over da years
FLOCKumentary: All about warmth-linings, or "birds of a feather" social-behavior
FROCKumentary: Details fancy-schmancy dress-up duds for kiddos
GLOCKumentary: Discusses how Madea deals with "getters" who "done got" her
HOCKumentary: Expounds on topics regarding pawn-shops or leg-joints
JOCKumentary: History of athletes
KNOCKumentary: All about door-tapping and da related highly-popular pun-type jokes
LOCHumentary: Tells about inland waterways and ocean inlets
LOCKumentary: Details of hair-styles or mechanical exclusionary devices
MOCKumentary: A spoof on a genuine educational film

Additional examples of alphabetical documentaries might include:
NOCKumentary: All about archery
POCKumentary: How small dents are created
ROCKumentary: Educates viewers about minerals, thumpy-thump music, or tipsy chairs
SOCKumentary: All you need to know about cloth foot-coverings

SHOCKumentary: A really startling/dramatic educational film
SMOCKumentary: Da history of outer garments worn for protective/decorative purposes
SPOCKumentary: A biography of everyone's favorite logical-minded spaceman
STOCKumentary: All about farm-animals, long-gun butts, or Wall Street trading
TOCKumentary: Companion-episode to a TICKumentary
WALKumentary: All about gettin' up off'n yer lazy fat a** and "hoofin' it" sometimes, instead of always riding in a vehicle
WOKumentary: Da assorted details and attributes of Chinese cookin'

by QuacksO April 10, 2021

I-itis

A mental condition of excessive selfishness. Can eventually lead to me-osis if left unchecked or untreated.

Neighbor: Zheesh, that closed-minded guy next door has sure got a serious case of “I-itis”! Wouldn’t surprise me if it turns into “me-osis” before too long!

by QuacksO September 1, 2012

toadily

Wholly pertaining to the topic of a small bumpy/leathery-skinned amphibian that's been dubbed "the gardener's best friend", since it devours harmful bugs and worms.

"The Wind In The Willows" is a story about a diverse group of animal friends, but a majority of its chapters are toadily about one of them in particular, and detail the other creatures' less-than-positive interactions with him.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018