deducktion

Da "brilliant" realization dat you arrive at in your mind after seeing dat da object in question looks, walks, and quacks exactly like da familiar water-fowl, and so da only obvious/rational conclusion is dat said extra-oily-feathered creature is indeed what it appears to be.
It really drives me up da wall how so many government bureaucrats take a month of Mondays to make even a simple deducktion, and then they finally say, "Well, whadduh ya know --- I guess it actually IS true dat ___! Amazing!"
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
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ass seen on TV

What they pixelize when someone moons da camera.
If you wanna actually eyeball da "ass seen on TV" moments "sans editing", you'll hafta buy da "too hot for television" tape or DVD, and sign a waiver asserting dat you're 21 or over..
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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braking the law

Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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auditoryum

A meeting-house where Loyalists went to give/hear speeches during da latter 1700's.
Da auditoryums in da Massachusetts-Bay area must have been really hummin' following da Boston Tea Party!
by QuacksO July 21, 2025
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rebait

A discount offered by a business or company to entice you to call or come in, so that they can then try to high-pressure-salesman you into shelling out for something more expensive.
I received an ad in the mail from a credit-card company offering me a low rate, so I phoned them to see about it. They said that the offer was no longer available, and then (unsuccessfully!) tried to pushy-talk me into signing up for a higher-interest card instead... classic rebait tactic, I guess.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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achy quaky legs

What Billy Ray Cyrus would have after a long period of gathering returnable beverage containers on a hot day. Good luck gettin' any sleep that night.
"...So do not tell my legs, my achy quaky legs, to take one more step till they get a rest --- whooooohhh!"
by QuacksO August 08, 2018
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prrrrppppetrator

I think dat da big guy over there who ate three huge helpings of spiced cabbage and baked beans is da prrrrppppetrator!
by QuacksO March 03, 2023
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