QuacksO's definitions

possibullety

A likelihood of a lead projectile's being discharged in a particular area or setting.

Since they were next-door neighbors, John Denver had to live with da constant possibullety dat da hot-headed Uncle Duke might send a load of buckshot whistling his way anytime da starry-eyed musician decided to sing his heart out in da peaceful alpine wilderness.

by QuacksO September 4, 2022

doorability

Refers to how sturdy yer swinging entrance/exit-flap is.

Tim Da Toolman built a new house in an attempt to prove how professional a handyman he was, but stuff kept falling off and coming loose right and left when it was being inspected afterwards, and so this showed that Tim had not actually done a very good job with his fitting and attaching; most likely the house's latches and hinges hadn't been secured very well, either, and so the doorability of those installations was probably questionable, also.

by QuacksO January 31, 2022

immune system

Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.

Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!

by QuacksO November 23, 2013

linneuge

Da history of residents from a particular northeastern-Maine town, or of da town itself.

Much of said small town's linneuge is potato and grain farmers.

by QuacksO December 7, 2025

dillusional

Having absurd fantasies regarding tasty tangy herbs.

Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.

by QuacksO May 16, 2022

ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.

An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

baginner

A trainee at da checkout-lane who's just starting out in da purchases-packing job.

For a baginner, dat new clerk's-assistant sure does an awesome "snatch 'n' stuff" operation!

by QuacksO August 3, 2025