After jumping on the Earth Day bandwagon, John was exseedlingly careful about only harvesting already-dead trees for firewood.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the exseedlinglymug. Refers to the excess male population which therefore causes there to "not be enough women to go around".
People like Ted Bundy only make the sirplus worse, since their lady-killing rampages even further reduce the number of eligible women in the populace who could be paired with equally-eligible bachelors.
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
Get the sirplusmug. A derogatory term for an old/cheap descent-slowing cloth canopy dat a would-be jumper does not feel overly confident about entrusting with his life.
In "Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom", singer Willie Scott doesn't think overly much of Indy's choosing the inflatable raft as a life-saving device for jumping out of the crashing plane--- it looks like nothing but a perishute to her.
by QuacksO July 24, 2021
Get the perishutemug. If you want a bulk-quantity discount on 2X4s, you'll need to talk to my supervisor --- he's da "top plank" around here; I'm just a suboardinate!
by QuacksO March 04, 2023
Get the suboardinatemug. Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.
I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.
by QuacksO March 05, 2025
Get the Kenny Rogers fitted sheetsmug. I am allergic to caffeine and I am jittery enough as it is, so I generally avoid any an all stimulants; I just try to be cheerful and pleasant all the time, not merely "joevial".
by QuacksO October 17, 2023
Get the joevialmug. I never cared much for Middle-Earth literature, so I dunno what others are getting so Bilbolous about.
by QuacksO June 16, 2018
Get the Bilbolousmug.