beauhunting season

Da period of da year when gals can legally traipse da countryside in search of "dear" --- i.e., nice guys who'll cuddle up and be sweethearts to them.
Last I knew, beauhunting season was totally "open" (i.e., all year 'round), but Spring is one of da best times to practice it, since it's said dat "young men's thoughts naturally turn to love" in da months following their having been cooped up all Winter.
by QuacksO April 06, 2021
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peevesdropping

Clandestine surveillance of one or more individuals to ascertain what they typically grumble about.
Most complaining-prone individuals are more than willing to openly voice their chief gripes to anyone who will listen, so there should seldom be any need to resort to peevesdropping in order to become privy to said subject matter!
by QuacksO January 28, 2023
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scoopervision

Monitoring how someone shovels snow, cleans da litterbox, etc.
Even fairly-small children can easily learn how to use simple beach-toy implements to build a sandcastle, so there should be little need for adult scoopervision once they get da hang of it.
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
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khantroversy

A sensational clash of opposing viewpoints regarding da infamous main antagonist in da Star Trek series.
Da events and characters in da popular series starring William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy were all completely fictional, so I see no sense or basis for any khantroversy pertaining to it.
by QuacksO March 20, 2022
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answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.
I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
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simmerlar

A close resemblance in two or more processes of slow boiling, either in cooking or being "hot under da collar".
Nobody liked Reagan's clueless running of da country, and da general heated-browed response to The Donald's four years of clumsy idiotic behavior seems quite simmerlar.
by QuacksO February 06, 2021
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raftermath

Refers to either:
(1) da subsequent results of installing upper-level structural beams, or

(2) da cost of said materials.
Tronald Dump claimed dat he could build The Wall more cheaply than anyone else, but da insane actual costs and innumerable technical screw-ups made for a horrible raftermath.
by QuacksO October 22, 2022
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