QuacksO's definitions

datatude

Da cantankerous and uncooperative demeanor of a computer due to its having missing/corrupted "bits 'n' bytes" in its memory banks.

I hafta send my laptop off to da repair-shop once every couple years to be debugged and defragged, or it gives me MAJOR datatude!

by QuacksO January 16, 2023

dadabase

A list of all da clueless sperm-donors whom a pregnant gal has fairly-recently done da bouncy-bouncy with.

Many gals are proud of da long list of dudes whom she's had a roll in da hay with, but then when her belly starts to swell, said lengthy dadabase suddenly becomes decidedly UNdesirable --- on in this case, we could also say "undesireable", since we're referring to which "stallion" it was who "sired" said unexpected love-baby --- in dat having so voluminous a "potential-papa pool" means dat it will require an extensive --- not to mention exPENsive --- degree of research, such as figuring out how far along she is, how long ago each guy had last "done it" with her, whether condoms/pills had been used every time, etc., and then performing super-pricey DNA testing on any possible paternal suspects, determining if da child's actual father is truly fit/capable of his parental duties, etc.

by QuacksO May 5, 2022

twinkle-tinkle

Refers to a dude's taking a whiz which includes sparkly particles due to his having recently received a blowjob from a chick who was wearing glitter-lipstick at da time.

Slick WIllie probably took a twinkle-tinkle more than a lot of guys, seeing as how he was able to "get some" from so many females over his lifetime.

by QuacksO December 27, 2022

violince

What any nearby listeners might be driven to from hearing horrendously-poor fiddle-playing.

Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician (you have to be a good instrument-performer in order to "do well at playing poorly" --- i.e., play said instrument in a humorously-awful way that will make your listeners laugh), and so it's unlikely that any members of his audience would have felt the need to resort to violince.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019

perfect genitalman

What da suave dude in da top hat and three-piece suit actually is in his private life.

Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.

by QuacksO April 30, 2023

rearrigation

What you get if you sit in a flowing stream.

Da Big Bad Wolf had to spend a long time using rearrigation to soothe his scalded behind after landing in da Three Little Pigs' steaming stewpot dat they'd put at da bottom of da chimney.

by QuacksO June 19, 2024

equivverlent

Comparable to musical-master John Graham's overall performance.

Modern stereo keyboards could likely be programmed to produce rockin' instrumentals dat would be fairly equivverlent to Da Great Stoneproof's unique compositions.

by QuacksO December 14, 2024