To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.
In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.
by QuacksO September 17, 2022
Combining a large-size container of quick oats wif a standard cylinder-box of dehydrated Thompson Seedless delights creates a raisinable proportions-ratio of cereal and fruit; one then only has to pour out da desired amount of said mixture into a bowl, add milk, and partake of said easy snack.
by QuacksO April 20, 2023
Da basic beliefs or teachings possessed and practiced by Ms. Diller and other ladies with her same first name.
If most same-name ladies have a similar Phyllisophical idea-base, maybe they could form a nationwide club to discuss and promote positive change.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
A parent's sister who "takes matters into her own hands" regarding perceived wrongs done to her niece/nephew.
Every child of "helicopter parents" or a "tiger mom/dad" wishes dat he had at least one vigilauntie to heroically "step in and save him" from said "cruel oppression". Sometimes this course of might indeed be healthy, but in many cases the child's parents are merely being legitimately protective and practicing proactive urging in their raising of said naive youngster; it would be a dereliction of duty if they acted any differently.
by QuacksO April 01, 2022
Refers to da weird/inexplicable ways dat you behave after you've "had a few". This is one good reason to not act at all kooky when being grilled by a policeman or other official who is judging whether you are sober or not; you may indeed be at ".00", but it may still appear dat you are at least somewhat impaired if you display behavior dat seems anything but ultra-normal.
Da term "buzzarre" can also refer to how fellow humans and surroundings appear to you whenever you aren't totally "out of da bag". It's therefore wise not to attempt any important or potentially dangerous tasks (such as driving, using power tools, composing text, performing math-figuring, etc.) unless you are totally uninebriated.
by QuacksO January 30, 2020
Sarcastic term for da powers-dat-be who are so "dense" --- i.e., lacking in common sense --- dat they must have sizeable chunks of slate-colored granite in their craniums instead of "gray matter".
Tronald Dump must have had a real burockracy around him if he could actually get away wif all of da stupid-a** shenanigans dat he perpetrated during his presidency.
by QuacksO November 28, 2022
The common newspaper column that women utilize to write in and complain about the oblivious/incompetent/chauvinistic men in their lives. (Seldom read by the men, incidentally --- ignorance is bliss, and they don’t want to be overly depressed.)
Petulant girl: My boyfriend is being a total dink --- I think I'll write in to the obitchuary, to see what the other chicks think about it.
by QuacksO November 28, 2011