Definitions by QuacksO

wed-betting 

Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.

Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.

wed-betting by QuacksO January 6, 2020

horsiz optional 

What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".

I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.

horsiz optional by QuacksO January 5, 2020

peckadillo 

Da "social no-so" act of planting quick casual kisses on da cheeks of random people. You might get away with it more in the Italian Quarter, though, since this is the traditional "modern Latin" way of greeting each other.

Though considered relatively minor in the eyes of Johnny Law, committing a peckadillo still carries a stiffer penalty than an "armadillo", since passing out uninhibited smooches is considered more violating of personal-boundaries than simply hugging everyone you meet.

peckadillo by QuacksO January 5, 2020

aromory 

A heavily-guarded building used to store perfumes.

MP's may sometimes jokingly refer to the weapons-storage facility as an "aromory" if one or more of said cadets on security-detail unthinkingly chowed down on baked beans before starting their shift.

aromory by QuacksO January 5, 2020

peccadildo 

Da minor offense of displaying a rubber "guy junk" toy while strolling about in public.

It's not a particularly wise action to carry sex-toys about with you when running errands, anyway, but if you feel dat you must do so, at least make sure they're well-concealed inside your clothing or a handbag, so as to hopefully avoid accidentally committing any embarrassing peccadildos!

peccadildo by QuacksO January 5, 2020

assawhole

Refers "collectively" to a group of individuals, most of whom da disgusted/disgruntled speaker views as being nothing but "donkey-orifices".

Environmentalist: I spoke in Washington before a panel of EPA bureaucrats, and assawhole I was not overly impressed wif dem or their true sincerity regarding care for our planet.

assawhole by QuacksO January 5, 2020

blackened-hands triumph 

Refers to where ya emerge from da garage or workshop and grinningly display yer grease/soot-covered hands for da folks waiting outside to learn da results of yer repair-efforts; da idea is dat yer "soiled but pridefully-happy" gesture indicates dat yer task was totally messy and disagreeable, but dat ya were indeed successful in yer refurbishing endeavors.

Extra points if da crowd of onlookers breaks into congratulatory applause (like da fellow passengers do in "What About Bob?" when said trepidatious Robert actually manages to ride all da way to his destination without totally freaking out) when you do yer blackened-hands triumph maneuver.

blackened-hands triumph by QuacksO January 5, 2020