Medicine made from the Bilboberry will exist and treat you effectively as long as you're inside the bright 'n' balmy lands of The Shire, but just like Dorothy's silver shoes and magic belt that will vanish once you leave the Land of Oz, said wondrous elixirs will disappear from your pockets or saddlebags if you head out into the Big Wide World of Middle Earth.
by QuacksO May 29, 2019
Get the Bilboberrymug. The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
by QuacksO November 02, 2018
Get the hypothetical generositymug. Da "luminescent cheeks" look dat you get when you find out dat you've been publicly "busted" after "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with someone.
Willie and Monica majorly got an afterglow when da drop of "Presidue" was discovered on Monica's dress.
by QuacksO February 16, 2022
Get the afterglowmug. Dat glorious and only-permitted-access-to-by-"special"-guys little buckle or hooks-and-eyes fastening located at da middle of a chick's back dat an eager stud undoes in breathless anticipation of seeing what "treasures" await his thirsting hands/lips once said latch is opened.
I've found dat if I'm in da company of two or more hot cuties and one of them allows me to release her treasure-chest lid-latch and savor da delectable "riches" dat dwell within, da other gals will generally allow me said honor, as well.
by QuacksO August 24, 2025
Get the treasure-chest lid-latchmug. A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.
In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny-criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???
by QuacksO September 06, 2020
Get the CLEPtomaniamug. Hugely entertaining or amusing.
Jack Benny's hilarious "your money or your life" verbal exchange was funominal as far as famously bringing down da house.
by QuacksO December 26, 2024
Get the funominalmug. If you have trouble sleeping 'cuz you feel artificially "revved up", consider if you reesently ate any cacao-bean-based candy; which would contain a number of "wide-awake" stimulants.
by QuacksO January 11, 2022
Get the reesentlymug.