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Khan artist

A deceitful painter who markets forgeries of a famous Start Trek character.
A Khan artist would do well not to let da subject of his forgeries know about said watercolor-impersonations, or he would likely face said subject's "wrath".
by QuacksO April 18, 2020
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antiquwitty

What a savvy vintage-merchandise dealer/buyer has to be in order not to get scammed with fake modern-day reproductions of classic items.
Rene Belloq claimed to be "antiquwitty" in that he could sell a cheap $10 trinket for a huge profit if he merely "buried it in the sand for a thousand years". The hitch, however, was that he would not likely be around long enough after burying said object to reap his rewards.
by QuacksO August 8, 2025
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our fourfathers

How da multiple offspring in many modern households would refer to da male aspect of their immediate-family lineage.
In da Red Green Show, Mike Hamar occasionally mentions his multiple dads, so if all of Mike's siblings got together to research their family tree, one might wonder whether they might speak of "our fourfathers".
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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coMIDI

Uproarious use of tinny computer-generated melodies.
An excellent and common example of "coMIDI"" would be "silly fun pages" --- i.e., hilariously-absurd text-and-graphics presentations dat you can send to your colleagues to give them a good laugh --- dat have a catchy toe-tapping soundtrack to accompany them, which of course makes da pages' overall humorousness even greater.
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
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Peccadillo Circus

A busy London thoroughfare where local-area delinquents with misdemeanor criminal-records are made to stand on the sidewalks and face traffic with placards detailing what their offenses were (i.e., "I tell lies", "I like to shoplift", "I express myself through graffiti", etc.) as a condition of their parole/release.
I dunno how effective a crime-deterrent it is for someone to stand shame-duty on Peccadillo Circus, but I keep seeing those infamous and similarly-publicly-embarrassing "humiliation-boards" displaying rubber checks that are located near the entrances of convenience stores, and most of said worthless financial instruments seem to just stay there for years, without their writers' appearing to care very much about all the bad publicity generated by same.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
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resippient

A benefactor of a perk, inheritance, or reward, and who resides in da southern "married woman" state.
Seeing as how da name of my home state is so long, merely being taught how to spell it made me feel like da resippient of a considerable favor.
by QuacksO July 2, 2023
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turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
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