sinthetic

(adj.) Denotes the shocking and morally-repugnant status that a "back to the land" or "only of Mother Earth" hippie views anything that's not totally natural and organic.

Health-food hippie: Awhh... bean sprouts, Man...!
Junk-food junkie: Duhhh... potato chips, Man!
Health-food hippie: Well, that's okay, too, Man, so long as there's nothing sinthetic used to grow or fry up the potatoes.

by QuacksO April 11, 2019

spinach

A disgusting slimy-soggy acridly-bitter green produced by cruel-hearted farmers who smirkingly collude with equally-sadistic parents in an effort to torture our nation's youth. Same goes for broccoli, Brussels sprouts, asparagus, fiddleheads, beet leaves/stalks, and any other horridly-unappealing chlorophyll-rich garden-crap that causes otherwise-normal youngsters who are unfortunate enough to be presented with said revolting unpalatables to prematurely contemplate suicide.

There are so many alternative foods and dietary-products --- especially with modern-day knowledge/technology --- that children could be fed instead of spinach and other horrendously-yucky leafy-greens! And in any case, of course, contrary to what kiddie-health-obsessed parents try to convince their tearful little ones, it has NOT ever actually been indisputably proven that these disgusting comestibles truly "add color to your cheeks" (Who wants green cheeks?!) or otherwise create a significant improvement in every growing child's development, especially if --- again --- said youngster eats an otherwise healthful diet which avoids “junk food” and includes also-nutritious-and-much-more-palatable veggies like lettuce, peas, beans, carrots, corn, etc.. Plus his being forced to choke down such fear-of-mealtimes-producing distastefuls can also have a seriously-negative --- and completely opposite from the desired --- effect, as well... just like da proverbial child who “was drugged as a child --- my parents ‘drug’ me to church", the agonized youth may in fact NOT “learn to like it”, but will instead become so agonizingly sickened and “turned off” from "healthy eats" that he will secretly decide to totally shun any and all consumption of green vegetables just as soon as he is no longer under someone's authority, and so he therefore may eventually become a complete "meat 'n' potatoes man" with clogged arteries and a "built-in writing-desk", if ya know what I mean!

by QuacksO November 20, 2018

jestify

To use light humor to supposedly make something fair or moral.

I hate it when closed-minded people try to jestify something that I am urgently/vehemently bringing to their attention --- if I care enough about the wrongness/danger of the situation to make such a stew about it, I feel that they should receptively listen and promptly act upon what I am saying.

by QuacksO August 01, 2019

axeplanation

One or more reasons for either chopping something or issuing a pink slip.

In da classic children's book, Lassie Come Home", da Duke of Rudling snortingly gives da Carraclough family an "axeplanation" of why he "had to sack" his animal-handler Hynes: "He was an utter nincompoop! Didn't know a dog from a ring-tailed filly!"

by QuacksO May 21, 2022

hosstile takeover

An invasion of valuable real estate by half-ton four-legged animals dat neigh and whinny.

Little Joe Cartright's lumbering big brother led a herd of saddle-nags onto a NEIGHboring parcel of grassland owned by da sheep-ranch next door, and let said large maned critters graze and poop all over it --- talk about a HOSStile takeover!

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

frankensense

An aromatic herb dat helps "mad-scientist" doctors to behave more rationally, and to create "back from the dead" humanoids who are fairly socially-responsible and therefore don't go around terrorizing the countryside.

If Mary Shelley's "good doctor" had burned frankensense-steeped incense-sticks in his lab while creating his creature, said pieced-together primate might have turned out to be more of a "gentle beast" rather than a "monster".

by QuacksO December 13, 2019

Gheorgehasm

Getting off to Zamfir's pan-flute music.

A lot of da "master of da pan flute" musical selections don't interest me too much, but a few of his songs definitely give me a Gheorgehasm!

by QuacksO January 24, 2022