Da non-existent "portmanteau" word dat Mork From Ork was actually thinking of when Mindy --- alarmed at Mork's naively "taking the law into his own hands" by shooting out streetlights in an effort to save electricity --- asked him if he knew what a certain term meant; he told her that it refers to a guy who's looking for a "vigilin" --- i.e., girl who hasn't yet been "deflowered". "Vigilins are an endangered species nowadays".
Perhaps a "virginilante" could also refer to someone who tries to maintain the "unbroken" integrity of young ladies' maidenheads until they get married.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020
A little Pele'ontolgoy reveals dat some of da famous football-player's forebears were also into sports.
by QuacksO February 27, 2021
The measurements of a "hot-chick" contestant who didn't quite win a "pin-up model" prize, but was still a very close "runner up".
A few somewhat-older ladies have retained such trim figures and stunning looks that they might actually be able to win "honorable dimension" status in a beauty-contest with many younger chicks.
by QuacksO June 08, 2019
It's true dat I "like my women big" in dat it means both "more to love" and da definite possibility of larger boobs. However, I do draw da line at da degree of "plus size" if my swollen schlong actually has to "ask for derections" in order to find da chick's love-nest.
by QuacksO November 06, 2024
Occasionally a colleague of MacGyver's would naively express concern dat Mac might find it "terrafying" --- i.e., daunting and difficult --- to strike out into da wilderness "all by his lonesome" to begin an assigned mission , but his boss Pete Thornton would amusedly wave off dat remark and chucklingly assure said unaware commenter dat Mac would totally be "in his element", in dat he was an experienced woodsman and survivalist who loved nature and therefore would feel right at home being "out in da boonies".
by QuacksO March 27, 2022
In da "Red Green" show, Bob Stuyvesant arrogantly calls himself both an industrious dedicated worker for the Department of Natural Resources and an expert researcher on the physics of golf, but that is all just a metafore; in reality, Bob is merely a hot-headed goof-off who clumsily plays golf --- and has frequent temper-tantrums whenever his golf ball goes wildly off course --- instead of actually performing any significant/meaningful labor at his assigned job.
by QuacksO August 15, 2022
If you get sacked for prankish cheeky behavior, can you then draw "unimployment" benefits till you find another position?
by QuacksO August 24, 2022