Definitions by QuacksO

arrowgance 

What da over-confident Sheriff of Nottingham's dragoons possessed when they first tried pursuing Robin Hood and his Merry Men, not realizing what good riders and sharpshooters said bow-wielding horsemen actually were.

In one famous Dukes of Hazzard car-chase, Boss Hogg's evil henchmen guffawingly scoffed when they saw Bo and Luke using bows and arrows as weapons against the mercs' own seemingly-superior firearms, but their arrowgance was short-lived when one of the Duke Boys' dynamite-tipped arrows exploded their car's engine and thus ended their pursuit for the time being.

arrowgance by QuacksO October 22, 2020

6 o'cluck 

Da average time in da early morning when da "man of da henhouse" lets off his famous loud wake-up call.

In da infamous "which side of da barn-roof does da rooster's egg roll off on" riddle, it doesn't matter if you state dat said event happens at 6 o'cluck or 8 o'cluck or anytime in between --- roosters don't lay eggs, so it's immaterial what hour you specify dat he crows.

6 o'cluck by QuacksO October 22, 2020

cReddit card 

"Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.

I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".

cReddit card by QuacksO October 22, 2020

Floorida 

Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.

If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???

Floorida by QuacksO October 22, 2020

littlery 

A better name for what playing Powerball or Megabucks actually ends up being 99% of the time... if you ever win at all, it's generally just a LITTLE money, not a LOT. :P

If they'd call it a LITTLEry instead of a LOTtery, that would be more honest advertising for the vast majority of the players; it's said that your more likely to get struck by lightning that win the big jackpot.

littlery by QuacksO October 22, 2020

Beggamucks 

Da usual results of excessive use of scratch-off tickets --- i.e., you waste so much of your income dat you become a "begga", and your life becomes "muck" as a result of your obsession.

I have never bought a lottery ticket in my life; no need to get sucked into all that debauchery, and send my life spiraling into a total beggamucks!

Beggamucks by QuacksO October 22, 2020

spepper pray 

To request divine intervention in a potentially-dangerous situation, instead of relying on aerosol-based capsicum-fluid.

Since it's ridiculously easy to get charged with assault by someone whom you "mace the face" of (for example, the person can always deny that he had intended you any harm, even if you know that he very likely was planning to hurt you), it's a wise idea to just choose spepper pray in all but the most extreme of circumstances.

spepper pray by QuacksO October 20, 2020