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Definitions by QuacksO

cattleogue

A periodical magazine from a livestock-merchant dat offers assorted bovine animals (cows, heifers, bulls, steers, calves, etc.) for sale.
Viewing lovely photos of plump sleek healthy animals in a cattleogue is all well and good, but you should always go and physically inspect said parcels of beef before deciding whether to purchase them --- just like da infamous "horse dealing" shysters ("He sold him a horse, but delivered a mule --- but that's all settled now." "It **was** a horse!" "It was a MULE!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Horse!" "Mule!" "Tradition!"), there's plenty of shameless fakery and shady behavior regarding da buying and selling of cattle, as well, such as trying to pawn off a cow that is "dry" and/or "barren", a bull that is either infertile and/or has been castrated, etc.
cattleogue by QuacksO October 25, 2020

sourcery 

Da art of magically producing commodities out of thin air.
Tronald Dump would have to be a total master of sourcery to be able to build The Wall "cheaper than anyone else".
sourcery by QuacksO October 24, 2020

harem-scare 'em 

A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners.
A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags.
harem-scare 'em by QuacksO October 23, 2020

arrowgance 

What da over-confident Sheriff of Nottingham's dragoons possessed when they first tried pursuing Robin Hood and his Merry Men, not realizing what good riders and sharpshooters said bow-wielding horsemen actually were.
In one famous Dukes of Hazzard car-chase, Boss Hogg's evil henchmen guffawingly scoffed when they saw Bo and Luke using bows and arrows as weapons against the mercs' own seemingly-superior firearms, but their arrowgance was short-lived when one of the Duke Boys' dynamite-tipped arrows exploded their car's engine and thus ended their pursuit for the time being.
arrowgance by QuacksO October 22, 2020

6 o'cluck 

Da average time in da early morning when da "man of da henhouse" lets off his famous loud wake-up call.
In da infamous "which side of da barn-roof does da rooster's egg roll off on" riddle, it doesn't matter if you state dat said event happens at 6 o'cluck or 8 o'cluck or anytime in between --- roosters don't lay eggs, so it's immaterial what hour you specify dat he crows.
6 o'cluck by QuacksO October 22, 2020

cReddit card 

"Debt plastic" dat causes you to rack up huge bills while perusing social-news items on da World Wide Web.
I never pay to access articles online, so I ever have trouble with cReddit card bills... ; if da page ain't free to being with, I just Google da topic in question and then look around for some other page where da info I'm looking for is "on da house".
cReddit card by QuacksO October 22, 2020

Floorida 

Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.
If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???
Floorida by QuacksO October 22, 2020