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grapht

Dishonest use of one's chart-drawing skills for personal gain.
They say dat acquiring illicit profits can be sexually arousing, so if you use powdered graphtite as pigment for drawing up your BS-laden easel-presentation at a funds/allocations meeting, said actions might indeed "put some lead in your pencil".
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
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inspecter

Da position dat da politically-famous Arlen would have held if he'd moonlighted in crime-fighting.
If da well-known senator from Pennsylvania had been a part-time government-corruption investigator, he would have had a very busy job as "inspecter" if he'd checked out his scandal-ridden fellow congressmen!
by QuacksO January 7, 2025
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spermanent markers

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.
Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
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seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.
If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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apallogy

A regretful statement made either by someone who is horrified to learn of da existence/degree of his misdeed, or in a manner dat is shockingly inadequate and/or insincere.
An excellent example of an apallogy would be where a stuffed-shirt government official shruggingly acknowledges da wrongness of a glaring error or damaging miscarriage of justice committed against one or more people, casually stating dat, "We regret any distress or hardship you may have endured".
by QuacksO September 8, 2022
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slowidious

Excessively lax about details.
Tarzan and Jane are a classic "opposites attract" example; in this case, a peaceable "fastidious vs. slowidious" coexistence.
by QuacksO May 20, 2023
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Windiana

Da central-American state dat has lots of blustery weather.
It's safe to eat huge helpings of baked beans in Windiana during non-still-air days, since said frequent/strong "Windyana weather" will blow away your own "wind" before anyone smells it.
by QuacksO December 7, 2023
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