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Definitions by QuacksO

intergnashional relations

Significantly-less-than-totally-cordial/peaceable feelings among two or more different countries, wherein da leaders and/or citizens of said empires are snapping and grinding their teeth in suppressed rage at da perceived unfairnesses and/or idiocies of their neighboring territories' populations.
Tronald Dump is behaving so arrogantly and unrealistically regarding da citizens and economies on both domestic and foreign soil dat he has created some really acrid intergnashional relations.
intergnashional relations by QuacksO November 24, 2020
Frozen with fear, distress, or confusion due to an imminent danger.
What good is an emergency-response worker if he always just gets perilized anytime there's an urgent dilemma to be dealt with???
perilized by QuacksO November 24, 2020
Outrageously mediocre quality, performance, etc. regarding dat yucky pink stomach-elixir dat comes in a triangular bottle.
Da pharmacist at da local drug store assured me dat da "new and improved" Pepto-Bimbo crap would relieve my heartburn and bloating, but so far da results have generally been rather abismol --- I still have about as much cramps and butt-tooting as before!
abismol by QuacksO November 24, 2020

SIMbolic 

Typical of cell phones with removable personal-data cards.
Cell phone unreliability is a rampant problem; it's especially SIMbolic of units with removable data-chips.
SIMbolic by QuacksO November 23, 2020

envELOPE 

A paper document-slipcover dat contains a large check, passport, or other important item dat permits you to clandestinely run off wif yer sweetheart and get married.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd movie "Girl Shy", da publisher's $3000 advance-royalty check arrived in an envELOPE for da currently-of-merely-da-working-class Harold; he realized dat da money would allow him to marry his rich-girl heart-throb, even if her parents would have reservations about a union of such unequal social status.
envELOPE by QuacksO November 23, 2020

haddockify 

A more "fishy" way of working with regulations.
Tronald Dump claimed dat he was gonna "make America great again" by "codifying" our laws --- i.e., creating more uniform rules and policies --- but what he really ended up doing was HADDOCKIFYING said directives to da point where nobody can understand or be expected to comply with them!
haddockify by QuacksO November 23, 2020
A found/won fortune made by Jack's female water-fetching partner.
A modern-day parody of the famous Mother Goose nursery-rhyme involves the clear-elixir-of-life-toting duo's smoking weed together; perhaps what they each inhaled could be labeled as "jackpot" and "jillpot"?
jillpot by QuacksO November 22, 2020