furmented beverage

A "macho" alcoholic drink dat supposedly "puts hair on your chest".
I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
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beaunus

Refers to an incentive dat an attractive lady offers you for your help; she agrees to let you be her boyfriend if you'll assist her.
Hot chicks can generally have reliable/consistent success offering a beaunus to any mushy-hearted bachelor whom she happens across whenever she needs help, but a homely crone may have a much tougher time to convince nearby/passing males to assist her, since many guys will not feel that her "plain Jone" companionship would be worth his overly exerting himself on her behalf.
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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anemoney

Cash dat you get from selling windflowers or aquarium polyps.
People appreciate attractiveness and health when choosing decorative plants and interesting sea-life for their homes, so da better-looking dat said items for sale are, da more anemoney folks will be willing to pay for dem.
by QuacksO February 26, 2022
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Puritan’s Pride

The infamous Salem, Massachusetts-based supplier of “natural & organic” foods and supplements that sold moldy aflatoxin-laced grain, the consumption of which caused insanity and paranoia in many of the town’s younger females, leading them to erroneously accuse a number of the harmless elderly women in the area of practicing black magic.
“Puritan’s Pride” is a fitting name for the company that helped to create the Salem witch-trials… those highfalutin closed-minded paranoid Puritans had way too much foolish pride for their own --- and even more importantly, that of those unfortunate elderly wretches whom they falsely convicted of witchcraft –-- good!
by QuacksO September 09, 2018
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callories

Fattening carb-units that you consume from munching on junk food while languidly yacking on the telephone, and thus said overly-rich-nutrients are more effective at packing on the pounds, just as they are if you chomp on chips and beer while sedentarily watching TV on the couch instead of exercising.
If you love gabbing with your buds on the horn for extended periods, a simple way to avoid the effects of callories is to only chow down on celery and carrot sticks (unsalted peanut butter can help make these "dull" foods more palatable) during these intervals, and save the tastier starchy/salty/sugary snacks for times when you're more active.
by QuacksO October 03, 2019
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Hugh Heifner

Da sex-obsessed multi-millionaire socialite who caused immeasurable damage to many women's overall outlook of themselves, and made them feel just like cattle to be bred and traded.
Hugh Heifner himself may have shuffled off, but his despicable empire lives on.
by QuacksO October 25, 2018
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hypoxicrite

Someone whose blood-oxygen levels are dangerously low due to all of his hollering, wheezing, snorting, and otherwise hyperventilating at others about their supposed faults/shortcomings, when he himself either does the very same (or far worse) things.
Gerald Strickland was a prime example of a hypoxicrite --- he loudly reprimanded anyone who either drank or didn't perform up to his standards ("Slacker!"), yet he himself was a closet-alcoholic and didn't even take proper steps to ensure the safety of the students under his supervision.
by QuacksO June 15, 2019
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