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I always love visiting my Orthodox Hebrew friends during Yom Kipper, since they always share their traditional scrumptious dried-fish meals with me.
by QuacksO July 11, 2018
Get the Yom Kippermug. Refers to metal-fabrication dat you are able to perform with just your own fart-gases due to their being so super-hot dat you can actually use them like a welding-torch.
I made da mistake of sitting on a stack of several nested chairs while chowing down on extra-spicy baked beans, cabbage stew, and hot wings at my buddy's backyard barbeque, and after some uproarious whizzpopping adventures, I ended up butt-welding da chairs together into one solid mass of metal tubing!
by QuacksO February 6, 2021
Get the butt-weldingmug. Where you are told dat a dude either will be polite to you or is not interested in "proceeding to fourth base", but his actual obnoxious behavior and/or da huge bulge in da front of his shorts clearly shows otherwise!
Slick Willie sure made a lotta contradicktory statements during his sexual-misconduct hearings and impeachment-trial testimony!
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
Get the contradicktorymug. Da qualifications of a Native-American.
Lewis and Clark didn't need to bother asking their Native guides for their cree-dentials, since anyone whom they hired was from their own area, and so they were all familiar with what the explorers would likely encounter in that particular region.
by QuacksO June 10, 2020
Get the cree-dentialsmug. A Sunday-services attendant whose purported task is merely to see to da needs of da parishioners, but whose real job is to quell noisy stir-crazy children who would much rather be playing outside in da fresh air and sunshine, rather than being compelled to sit still and keep quiet inside a stuffy musty meeting-hall for two hours.
If churches would offer more-generous helpings of ice cream and/or an erectory as incentives to attend their boring sawdusty-dry sermons, there would likely be less need for church (h)ushers to be on hand to deal with crankily-impatient youngsters and teenage boys.
by QuacksO January 30, 2023
Get the church (h)ushermug. X-on is all in support of powering vehicles with oilternative energy sources; that doesn't leave many cost-effective options, though. Solar and electric are too cheap and long-lasting to allow for the windfall profits that Big Biz wants.
by QuacksO May 31, 2018
Get the oilternative energymug. What Bert and Marshall Dodge should have done instead of setting out in da "Bluebird" on dat fateful day, when said fishing boat --- due to da entire area's being totally cloaked in one of Coastal Maine's infamous atmosphere-at-maximum-humidity intervals --- had its unfortunate encounter with da the irresponsibly-speeding-in-zero-visibility steamer "Bangor Packet".
I don't mind sailing in light mist, but when it gets to "thick-as-pea-soup" conditions, fogeddaboudit!
by QuacksO January 3, 2024
Get the fogeddabouditmug.