Definitions by QuacksO
arreignment
A court hearing to determine if either a prospective king is truly fit in all respects to be crowned, or to state accusations of significant misconduct on da part of a presently-ruling monarch, and then to hear da plea of said big-shot as to whether he is indeed guilty of said treasonous crimes .
If Napoleon had actually had to endure an arreignment for his assorted "wicked emperor" crimes, I imagine he would have been hard put to enter a "not guilty" plea, since he'd know that everyone was totally aware of his innumerable heinous wrongdoings.
arreignment by QuacksO January 28, 2021
Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!
What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
Why, what a TEMPEH you are in! by QuacksO January 27, 2021
money lawndering
Da shameless "dressing it up all pretty and nice" practice of making ill-gotten wealth appear "clean, green, and refreshingly pristine" just like da lovely thick carpet of grass in yer yard, while covering up all of da underlying "dirt" --- i.e., da various "soiled 'n' unclean" methods --- dat were actually employed to obtain said undeserved riches.
As much "dirty money" as Burnie Madeoff MADE OFF WITH and BURNED THROUGH, he'd have needed a bleepin' PROFESSIONAL LANDSCAPER to do his money lawndering for him --- merely a regular "seed, fertilize, and water" operation wouldn't cut it in his case, given da colossal degree of HIS financial misdeeds!
money lawndering by QuacksO January 20, 2021
hillyulence
With proper practice, one can vary da tightness of his sphincter so as to produce different "notes" as he's letting one rip; some people can really "play a merry hillyulence" while chowing down on cabbage and baked beans.
hillyulence by QuacksO January 19, 2021
aaahhhrrrggghhument
Ethan Couch's overly-indulgent father became embroiled in a major-hissy-fit "aaahhhrrrggghhument" when da school dat his son was attending wouldn't acquiesce to his demands for special/preferential treatment for his spoiled-rotten son, no matter how much he offered to bribe them; he eventually resorted to threatening to purchase da entire school just so dat it could be run da way he and his "Little Prince" preferred.
aaahhhrrrggghhument by QuacksO January 17, 2021
misdeniceor
A crime of minor-to-moderate-seriousness dat someone commits while pretending to be a really pleasant charming caring person.
One of da major problems with misdeniceors is dat when one or more ill-intentioned people "act as if they're your best friend" and then stab you in da back, you may become too suspicious and wary to trust **anyone** again, even if --- and sometimes, unfortunately, **especially** if --- they are really warm and friendly to you... your bitter experiences of betrayal eventually cause you to assume dat ANYONE who acts positively towards his fellow humans is just out to falsely gain their trust and then screw them over!
misdeniceor by QuacksO January 17, 2021