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barbitration

A non-court hearing-and-decision procedure regarding spiky hooks or fence-wire.
Da term "barbitration" can also refer to how you may feel emotionally "pricked and scratched" after said legal proceeding.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
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tangxiety

Nervousness about trying out a new food dat has a decidedly-strong flavor.
Initially giving someone a greatly-diluted mixture as their "first taste" of an unfamiliar comestible and then gradually increasing da strength of subsequent samples can greatly reduce their tangxiety.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
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hopportunity

What you give a rabbit if you leave da door to his cage open.
Two cage-doors accidentally got left open in da local rabbit warren, those of a male and a female bunny. Talk about a "double hopportunity" --- not only could da boy-rabbit get loose, but he had a chance to "jump da bones" of da girl-rabbit!
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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antherpology

Da study of various parts of ancient flowers.
I love beautiful bouquets, so I wanna study antherpology.
by QuacksO June 16, 2024
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sailsman

A dude who staffs a place of business specializing in wind-powered-boat equipment.
Da term "sailsman" could also refer to a hot-between-his-legs stud who invites cute chicks to come along for a cruise in his yacht or sloop.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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introdicktion

To tell a gal your name while having sex wif her.
Some guys actually give a male name to their hoo-haws, just like naming a pet. So maybe an "introdicktion" could also refer to telling a chick da name dat you gave your downstairs buddy while thrusting said woodie inside of her: i.e., first drop your pants and show her your huge swollen cock, smilingly saying, "Tiffany, I'd like you to meet James ---" then shove it inside her coochie "--- and his twin brothers, Mike and Mick. He gets very happy and excited when he's inside a warm moist love-tunnel." Begin thrusting inside of her, then continue: "In fact, he gets so gleefully keyed up while he's doing it that he can't keep his lunch down, and so he always throws up, like this ---" (Climax and spurt your hot load inside of her, then sink down on the bed beside her, saying, "Aaahhh... I think he really likes you!")
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
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winner vs. wiener

A comparison of someone with a successful track record due to his having a mental "backbone", as opposed to a cowardly weakling who is reluctant to speak up or try anything new/risky/unconventional because he fears failure and/or offending someone, and so he lives a life of stagnation, shame, and mediocrity.
To determine which side of the "winner vs. wiener" scale you are, consider whether or not you're willing to "go out on a limb" for the potential betterment of your life, take an unpopular view in the interests of morals or progress, or to step out of the crowd and stick up for someone else.
by QuacksO October 28, 2022
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