QuacksO's definitions
Da mid-second-millennium Peruvian municipality where da guys engaged in lots of chest-thumping and super-manly behavior.
Nobody likes big blow-hard dudes who overbearingly strut their stuff, so it's no wonder dat Macho Picchu "went da way of da dodo" back in da 1500's.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Get the Macho Picchumug. A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.
Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
Get the footrub-fixmug. Leonard Nimoy was famous for saying, "Live long and prosper." He himself seems to have accomplished that thanks to his good looks and pleasant personality, but I wish he would have explained to all of us about how to do it ourselves.
by QuacksO October 12, 2018
Get the Live long and prospermug. The criminal act of "lighting a fire" under someone's posterior in an attempt to get him to agree with you or otherwise do what you want.
Bill Clinton told Monica Blewinsky to keep her trap shut about his infidelity with her; a clear case of arseon, if you ask me.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the arseonmug. A law dat states dat you hafta wait a while and/or have a background check before you are permitted to aggravate others, bring up "sore subjects" wif dem, etc.
Certain people habitually seem to really irk those around them 24/7, so I wonder if they're in violation of da Abradey Bill?!
by QuacksO January 20, 2022
Get the Abradey Billmug. Looking forward to fun 'n' games in Tijuana is perfectly fine, but please realize dat loads of other tourists may have similar Mexpectations, as well, and so whatever delights you're going there for may be either very pricey, in short supply, and/or only accessible after waiting in line for extended periods.
by QuacksO December 11, 2022
Get the Mexpectationsmug. The "extra chance" or "new lease on life" that you get each time the revolver clicks harmlessly on an empty chamber when playing Russian roulette.
Revolving credit only works for so long, and then you eventually get hit by the door on your way through --- that really happened, y' know --- a revolving door actually "pancaked" and smashed someone between the shattered glass panels! You can look up "Freak Accident With Glass Revolving Door" on YouTube.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
Get the revolving creditmug.