A medical doctor who treats children with urinary issues, such as bed-wetting, being slow to progress in potty-training, etc.
Ethan Couch may indeed not have needed a peediatrician as a toddler, but his real problems began a bit later in his childhood development, when his **solid-matter waste** began colliding with the electric breeze-creator at regular intervals (in other words, what he preferred or liked did not comfortably "mesh" with what his fellow humans on the planet would have found tolerable or reasonable)!
by QuacksO November 26, 2018

Da fluid-retention-related condition of either having puffy eyes from studying too many books, or getting a "swelled head" from thinking dat you're some sort of elite superiorly-educated college-stiff.
An old "Bazooka Joe" cartoon gave a hilarious example of "Acedema":
College professor: Say, Sonny, can you tell me where Cedar Street is?
Mort: Yes, Sir --- turn right at the next corner, and it's two streets over.
Bazooka Joe: Why are you strutting, Mort?
Mort: I knew something that the PROFESSOR didn't!
College professor: Say, Sonny, can you tell me where Cedar Street is?
Mort: Yes, Sir --- turn right at the next corner, and it's two streets over.
Bazooka Joe: Why are you strutting, Mort?
Mort: I knew something that the PROFESSOR didn't!
by QuacksO April 04, 2023

Where a gal who had initially intended to remain celibate sees a dude wif a huge thick juicy cock and simply cannot resist giving the stud a blowjob.
How can any normal-minded chick possibly not suckcum to temptation upon seeing a hot hunk's luscious tasty schlong for the first time???
by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Just because someone reeks of scallions does not necessarily indicate dat he's been dabbling around wif WikiLeeks; he may merely have had chives in his noonday salad.
by QuacksO February 21, 2020

A mooching family-member who uses reverse-nepotism (i.e., instead of Person A's extending undeserved favors to Person B just because Person B is related to him, Person B pressures Person A to excessively favor him due to family ties) in an attempt to get you to purchase non-vital items for him.
Ethan Couch's parents were way too indulgent of him financially, and so he became a totally spoiled brat who expected ALL fellow humans to cater to his wishes, whether they were his buyological relatives or not.
by QuacksO November 15, 2020

20/20 newscaster Downs and actor Grant may not have been particularly noteworthy as far as looks or stature, but their excellent performance in the public eye was what made them so Hughmongous.
by QuacksO December 17, 2022

In this world, what we SHOULD do vs. what we DOO-doo are not always da same thing, especially if we happen to be seagulls, pets who have not been housebroken, etc.
by QuacksO May 06, 2023
