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by QuacksO April 1, 2021
Get the CD-ROMulan mug.I've never been able to figure out how those big game-fish manage to leap waterfalls and swim against heavy current --- I would never have that kind of stalmona.
by QuacksO January 10, 2020
Get the stalmona mug.Da term "haulmark" could also pertain to persons or machinery utilized for retrieving lobster traps, such as stern-men, winch-units, etc.
by QuacksO April 29, 2021
Get the haulmark mug.Da term "deaference" would imply positive/constructive/accommodating actions such as speaking up when addressing da hard-of-hearing person, standing closer to his head while conversing wif him, letting him see your lips for easier understanding of what you're saying, etc. But in da "classic and infamous" joke about da old fella wif da hearing-aid who had changed his will four times when he'd stealthily overheard what his descendants truly thought about him and what they were actually planning to do wif da money he'd been planning to leave them, said resentful/greedy youngsters were in fact doing da exact opposite of showing lack-of-sharp-ears respect for their elder "Mr. Moneybags", in dat not only were they intentionally speaking in just low-to-normal-volume tones so dat hopefully da old codger wouldn't be able to hear them (he hadn't informed his family dat he'd gotten da hearing aid), but they were also totally trash-talking him behind his back!
by QuacksO May 24, 2022
Get the deaference mug.A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.
Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
Get the equine embrace mug.Refers to either a horny guy's lack of abstinence-resolve whenever he sees a pair of luscious coochie-lips, or a gal's similar inability to say no to "proceeding to fourth base" due to her being totally "hot between her own legs", as well.
If a guy is having trouble getting a gal to spread her legs for him, there are various female-libido-boosting foods and herbs dat are perfectly legal to possess and consume, and so he could try feeding some of them to her in hopes of getting her more "revved up" and vulvnerable to his advances.
by QuacksO May 5, 2022
Get the vulvnerable mug.Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.
I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.
by QuacksO August 3, 2018
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