Refers to da substitute-for-grumbling-at-a delay vocal action dat you engage in while unexpectedly/unavoidably having to wait for something basic or mundane to occur, such as for equipment to warm up, someone to answer da phone, a web-page to load on an internet-computer, etc. Great for when you're either babysitting children (for whom soft singing is often an effectively-calming/soothing way of "placating them for a few" till a desired action/event can happen) or presently have one or more adult-colleagues there who need certain actions and/or information-locating performed on their behalf, and so you are sympathetically showing them dat you hate having to be held up, as well, just da same as they do.
Everyone loves da catchy "Alex Trebek waiting for da contestants to think of an answer" melody, so performing a round of "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold can work wonders to make everyone feel less grumpy/impatient at having to take a little longer than normal for something they want to happen.
by QuacksO December 16, 2023
What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.
You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P
by QuacksO January 14, 2024
Opening even just a small corner-diner is so fraught with bureaucratic red tape these days dat it takes an entire deligation just to decide whether such establishment can be permitted to exist there!
by QuacksO November 09, 2022
A girl's boobs just keep getting larger and fuller da more dat they're played wif, and so if she remains "popular" wif da local chest-loving studs, she will occasionally need to "upgrade" to a bra wif a successively-bigger cupacity in order to keep "Da Twins" comfortable and securely corralled and supported.
by QuacksO July 20, 2023
Madea had an infamous "aphillyation" of her own --- namely, da two useless "gettin', getter, got" counseling-sessions she had wif da fat bald creepy-eyebrowed practicing-medicine-without-a-license Doctor McGraw himself.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
With the latest in computer takenology, crooks can now pilfer people's assets without even leaving their easy-chairs.
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
The Grimm brothers' famous fantasy-lore book is far from a pleasant read overall --- lots of nefairyous goings-on are related in said lengthy tome!
by QuacksO May 22, 2019