Definitions by QuacksO

selldom

Denotes da low rate at which people purchase something.

If a product or service is "selldom" of interest to shoppers, does dat mean dat da "freequency" of it's just being given away for nothing may be fairly high?

selldom by QuacksO February 18, 2021

experimeant

A test to figger out what somebody was referring to.

A lot of "advanced" mathematics-figuring merely looks like so much scribbly gibberish to most folks, so one would need to perform a good number of experimeants to make sense of said seemingly-unintelligible calculations.

experimeant by QuacksO February 18, 2021

whirlwind romance 

What Bill and Jo shared while chasing tornadoes in "Twister".

Let's hope dat Bill and Jo truly had strong enough feelings for each other to still wanna stay married even after da excitement of their whirlwind romance had subsided.

whirlwind romance by QuacksO February 18, 2021

bucksom 

Describes a "Dolly Parton" chick who knows da "value" of her bountiful chest-pillows to da male humans in her area, and so she charges a premium for touchy-feely access-privileges to said oversize "mounds of joy".

If you ask really nicely, some bucksom chicks will allow you a "savoring da Girls" session "for free" if you provide her with something dat she would ordinarily have had to spend money for, such as tasty comestibles, yardwork like lawn-mowing or snow-clearing, repairs/upgrades to her home or vehicle, etc.

bucksom by QuacksO February 18, 2021

aphillyation 

Refers to some form of connection with da Keystone State's City Of Brotherly Love.

Madea had an infamous "aphillyation" of her own --- namely, da two useless "gettin', getter, got" counseling-sessions she had wif da fat bald creepy-eyebrowed practicing-medicine-without-a-license Doctor McGraw himself.

aphillyation by QuacksO February 17, 2021

SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo 

Not to be confused with anti-hypocrisy tutelage ("This what we SHOULD do, but it is not what a lot of people actually DO do"), this term refers to what you attempt to teach a fellow living creature during house-training.

A classic example of "SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo" would be an '80's-era "Garfield" cartoon where Jon Arbuckle was upset when Odie "left a gift on the carpet"; he then expressed great appreciation to Garfield for being housebroken.

SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo by QuacksO February 17, 2021

Habeas Corpus Christi 

Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.

If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.

Habeas Corpus Christi by QuacksO February 16, 2021