by QuacksO April 10, 2025
Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.
Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".
I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".
by QuacksO February 01, 2019
Decembrrrr comes after the three progressively-chillier months or Septembr, Octobrr, and Novembrrr. No wonder they say that northern farmers shouldn't try to grow crops during any month with an "R" in its name!
by QuacksO July 20, 2018
Soothing human-interaction "medicating" dat you get from spending quiet time wif a sweet-natured damsel named Sarah.
I always love how my friend Sarah cuddles up to me, holds my hands, and places her warm velvety soles against my chest anytime I want it --- talk about Sarahquel! She also placidly drapes her legs over me so dat I can savoringly smoothe her slender silky-soft calves and massage her cute tootsies, plus she always smilingly rubs mine with her soft warm hands, too.
by QuacksO January 12, 2025
What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.
I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.
by QuacksO April 10, 2025
I forgot dat da local farmer's male sheep would head-butt me if I turned my back on him, and so with my stinging posterior, all thought of performing routine computer-maintenance would have been "knocked out of my head" if I hadn't previously stuck a Post-It Note raminder on da monitor of my workstation.
by QuacksO July 29, 2024