What "all aboard" aficionados find rails and ties --- and da assorted vehicles dat travel on them --- to be.
Whistle-and-choo-choo junkie bachelors take note --- just because you yourself find trains so fascinating, dat doesn't necessarily mean dat a new lady whom you meet may also find said topic to be a particularly strong attracktion, and thus your showing her your vast "Tracks Ahead" video-collection, touring a railroad museum wif her, or taking her for a cog-driven mountain-tram ride may not be her idea of a wildly-entertaining experience.
by QuacksO April 27, 2022
Get the attracktionmug. Stands for Flatulence Anger-Release Technique, and refers to da practice of consciously "directing" or "transferring" your anger into a bubble of gas right before "letting 'er rip", so dat you are symbolically "expelling" said bottled-up hotly-negative emotions in a totally harmless manner by merely breaking wind rather than actually verbally and/or physically lashing out whenever you're excessively upset/frustrated.
If Madea had practiced da "f.a.r.t." instead of erupting into violence whenever she was upset or outraged, both she and everyone around her would likely have had a more peaceable and less-stressful existence.
by QuacksO August 17, 2022
Get the f.a.r.t.mug. Brer Rabbit claimed to have discovered a place where he could go to really "giggle 'n' guffaw wif gusto"; said euphoria-producing locale did not actually exist, of course (he'd merely made it up to make Brer Fox and Brer Bear so curious dat they would untie him so dat he could supposedly show them where it was, and so he led them to a hive of bumblebees which caused said pair of vengeful carnivores to inadvertently let said clever herbivore escape while they were being swarmed by said angry insects), but if it had, perhaps it would have been either a natural vent of nitrous oxide or a stash of salisillic acid tablets.
by QuacksO November 09, 2024
Get the salisillic acidmug. That notoriously-familiar case of “liquid farts” that a visitor (especially one who's used to the somewhat-arduous routine of country living) gets from hanging around Bangor, Maine too long and partaking of the convenience and fast-food diet of city life. Can sometimes go the other way (Bangor-stipation) if one gets "bound up" inside from chowing down on too many triple-cheeseburgers with extra cheese.
I decided to hang around the Bangor-Brewer area with my city slicker buddies, and now I gots Bangorrhea.
by QuacksO December 11, 2013
Get the Bangorrheamug. What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.
To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the If it ain't Baroque, don't fix itmug. What Da Great David H. experiences when he ventures out in public and gets mobbed by Knight Rider and Baywatch fans.
Personally I think dat it's a grand honor to be adored by millions; I would gladly welcome all da attention! "Don't hassel da Hoff", sure --- but I really cannot see how being asked for a few autographs would be such a "hawfulhassel"!
by QuacksO January 08, 2021
Get the hawfulhasselmug. Or it could be spelled, "whyneot". Describes da nasally-discontented reason-for-denial request dat a petulant individual sulkily voices whenever he's told no.
If ya make a policy of never feeding yer toddler any mood-SOURing SWEETs to begin with, he "may not" ever feel da urge to vocalize a "whineot" regarding da fact dat he "may not" have any candy, since he likely "would not" have even requested said cloyingly-sugary tooth-rotting confectionery in da first place!!!
by QuacksO April 16, 2025
Get the whineotmug.