Definitions by QuacksO

vexplanation 

Da reason dat someone is majorly frustrated.

Da fact dat someone had earbuds on when you were trying to speak to him is da obvious vexplanation as to why he didn't seem to hear anything you said.

vexplanation by QuacksO March 11, 2021

Texplanation 

Clarifying/revealing words regarding someone from da Lone Star State.

Hailing from da largest state in da Lower 48 is a good Texplanation for someone's southern drawl.

Texplanation by QuacksO March 11, 2021

rexplanation 

A clearly-stated canine-related reason for why something occurred.

Da logical rexplanation for why all da neighborhood dogs started barking at once was dat they saw a cat strolling through da area.

rexplanation by QuacksO March 11, 2021

pexplanation 

A clarifying revelation regarding modern-day plastic water-piping.

Da plumber told me dat I had used da wrong size tool to crimp my water-pipe joints --- dat was da pexplanation for why they were leaking.

pexplanation by QuacksO March 11, 2021

mexplanation 

Clarifying revelation regarding a south-of-da-border subject, matter, or event.

Tronald Dump was frustrated with Andrés Manuel López Obrador's lack of cooperation regarding paying for construction of The Wall; da obvious mexplanation was dat Mr. Obrador's government perpetually-depleted coffers simply could not afford da astronomical cost of said construction. Well, DUHHHH --- illegal migration to da USA was such a problem PRECISELY BECAUSE Mexico didn't possess da capital to adequately support all of its citizens in da first place!

mexplanation by QuacksO March 11, 2021

thormentor 

Someone who noisily and tempestuously acts a pain-in-da-you-know-what to one or more fellow mortals.

Certain televangelists do lots of roaring around and arrogant raving about how wicked everyone is; I prefer to steer clear of those thormentors when seeking legitimate advice on how to live my life or improve my behavior.

thormentor by QuacksO March 11, 2021

too good to be free 

Just like da "too good to be true" situation, this term refers to some wonderful item/service dat you will supposedly receive for nothing, but which you should seriously wonder if that is actually "all there is to it", or if there is some hidden proviso involved.

Da Bible claims dat you will receive happiness and riches beyond belief if you "just believe", but it sounds to me just like a "too good to be free" deal. God makes you endure a life of excessive toil and misery and abstinence first, so what good is that??

too good to be free by QuacksO March 10, 2021