QuacksO's definitions
What da sinister bespectacled mid-1930's-era black-hat-wearing Nazi henchman hoped to have erected in his honor after helping to deliver da Lost Ark to his evil German-extremist supervisors.
Past generation of Native Americans were mostly a peaceable sort who shunned violence or greed, so they would have totally "turned over in their graves" if anybody had constructed a Tohtum pole in honor of dat selfish ruthless Gestapo maniac!
by QuacksO October 27, 2021
Get the Tohtum polemug. Having yer departure from Hawaii unexpectedly postponed, prompting you to ask yer lovely brown-skinned Polynesian greeter-damsel attendant to temporarily remove da farewell-wreath of flowers from around yer neck for da time being, since you'll be staying in said rustling-palm-trees arena a bit longer.
Seeing as how "wahine swim and play, then dance the night away", as is mentioned in da popular "Waves Of Waikiki" song, performing lengthy intervals of graceful dignified sweeps 'n' sways are always on said beautiful suntanned ladies' minds, and so your being deleied at da sea-port not only could mean yer requesting yer cute Hawaiian-belle attendant to lift off da blossoms-wrap dat she'd just-recently draped you wif and hold it for safekeeping till you were ready to actually board yer mainland-bound vessel, but it might also call for an additional glass of Coca-loha to be smilingly brought to you by said gorgeous islander-native, if she'd want you to dance wif her to pass da time while you both were waiting for yer ship to be ready, and so you might need da extra caffeine to last you through da physical demands of said extended pairing.
by QuacksO May 8, 2025
Get the deleiedmug. Even though whaling has been outlawed, there is still a conspearacy among hard-core blubber-hunters to secretly keep killing said endangered aquatic giants, anyway.
by QuacksO March 11, 2020
Get the conspearacymug. Wonder how many Ford Fairmont wagons have gotten pancaked by lumberjerks? Woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... woo-hoo, woo-hoo-hoo... do not attempt
by QuacksO June 10, 2018
Get the lumberjerkmug. A scientific study of da various random patterns in which hay-bales are arranged in someone's field.
I asked da local timothy-and-alfalfa-farmer not to remove any of his field-drying hay-bales while I was studying and mapping their positions for my astrawnomy thesis, but he merely looked at me funny and then went on loading them onto his hay-wagon.
by QuacksO December 22, 2021
Get the astrawnomymug. An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. Overblown predictions of dire events dat supposedly may befall you if you don't do a certain thing, buy an advertised product, take a certain precaution, etc.
Classic examples of dramafications would include da Y2K scares about food-shortages and/or da world's ending.
by QuacksO October 28, 2025
Get the dramaficationsmug.