Pappa's Drive-In and Restaurant in Smyrna Beach, Florida was literally a "Pitt Stop" in dat da famous Hollywood actor did indeed "stop" there to do filming for an auto-racing-themed movie.
by QuacksO June 27, 2024

Hands off the merchandise!
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.
Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!
by QuacksO November 28, 2011

Refers to what a determined cat does to "charm" you into giving him what he wants, when at first you deny his wishes.
Jon Arbuckle is such a wimpy pushover that Garfield does not usually have to resort to purrseverence for very long to persuade Jon to give in to whatever it is that said chubby feline is asking for.
by QuacksO May 07, 2020

All of da b**ls**t-quackery prescription drugs dat are usually not very effective and are often more potent and toxic than many "illegal" drugs.
I've only taken one prescription-med pill in my entire life --- under the direction of a licensed psychiatrist, of course --- and it violently disagreed with me, so I've totally swore off da whole kit 'n' kaboodle... no pharmapseudocals for me, thank you very much!
by QuacksO April 05, 2019

"Grim grins" term for da batch of dangerous crap dat you'll likely get into if you either avail yourself of da services of an unlicensed law-consultant, or try practicing said field of employment yourself.
Fletcher Reede was formerly so forked-tongued dat even hiring him to merely write up a will or manage paperwork might have been a very "perilegal" undertaking!
by QuacksO November 28, 2023

Occasionally a colleague of MacGyver's would naively express concern dat Mac might find it "terrafying" --- i.e., daunting and difficult --- to strike out into da wilderness "all by his lonesome" to begin an assigned mission , but his boss Pete Thornton would amusedly wave off dat remark and chucklingly assure said unaware commenter dat Mac would totally be "in his element", in dat he was an experienced woodsman and survivalist who loved nature and therefore would feel right at home being "out in da boonies".
by QuacksO March 27, 2022

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.
Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.
by QuacksO November 15, 2021
