Definitions by QuacksO

suavereign 

A crowned head of state who conducts his daily duties in a dignified and soft-spoken manner.

Since he had so many wives to judge his character, let's hope dat King Solomon was able to be a likeable suavereign who showed restraint and refinement in all his behavior.

suavereign by QuacksO May 25, 2021

love-seat 

Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.

To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.

love-seat by QuacksO May 25, 2021

Elderhostile 

(1) A nationwide travel-oriented organization dat caters to younger and middle-aged folks, but is decidedly discourteous and unwelcoming towards senior citizens.
(2) Da status of being unfriendly or disrespectful towards your more-aged relatives or acquaintances.

In an old "Peanuts" cartoon, Lucy van Pelt angrily accuses Snoopy of being "elderhostile" by his frolicking light-heartedly about in the sunny weather, despite the fact that Lucy's great-grandmother had always said that, "If you're too happy today, something bad will happen to you tomorrow". When Snoopy ignores Lucy's dour remark and continues skipping enthusiastically around the yard, Lucy blows her stack and demands harshly, "Are you trying to make a fool out of my great-grandmother?!"

Elderhostile by QuacksO May 24, 2021

bloomerang 

Refers to da unfortunate "reality of life" situation of your having dallied wif a hot chick (i.e., "getting into her pants"), and then having da "results" or "consequences" of said hot 'n' heavy encounter(s) --- i.e., others' hearing her bragging about her delightful trysts wif you, her getting preggo, her contracting an STD, etc. --- come back and bite you in da a** afterwards.

Two ways of minimizing da fallout of any bloomerangs dat you may encounter in your love-life --- (1) condoms, and (2) keeping your DNA-test center on speed-dial.

bloomerang by QuacksO May 24, 2021

Kojak LoJack 

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???

Kojak LoJack by QuacksO May 23, 2021

skituation

A debacle regarding da subject-matter of an impromptu stage-production.

I was gonna volunteer to oversee da local youth-acting class, but then da former group-leader told me about all da assorted headaches involved with said undertaking, so I decided I didn't wanna be in dat skituation.

skituation by QuacksO May 22, 2021

obstickle 

An impeding object/person dat involves fingers wiggled on your tummy.

In da Laurel and Hardy film, "Way Out West", da spineless Stan encounters a major obstickle in his efforts to hold onto the deed, thanks to hotel-singer Lola Marcel-Finn's nimble fingers; he ends up minus the deed and giggling helplessly throughout the rest of the scene. Fortunately, he manages to steer clear of Lola during his and Ollie's subsequent late-night raid of the hotel, and so they are indeed able to get back the purloined deed, after all.

obstickle by QuacksO May 22, 2021