QuacksO's definitions

parabull

A "tale dat's meant to teach you something" regarding a large mammal dat you shouldn't mess wif if you don't want da horns.

Da term "parabull" can also mean a supposedly-valid-and-educational story which is actually just fulla you-know-what.

by QuacksO October 15, 2023

Matthew Broaderick

Da more-portly counterpart to da famous tentative-natured Hollywood actor.

Perhaps if Matthew Broaderick made a figure-trimming diet-and-exercise improvement, he could be a stand-in for da boy-faced brunette of "Forrest 'n' Adult Simba" notoriety.

by QuacksO November 16, 2022

self-imposed exhale

Where you are trying to hold in a deep breath but then unintentionally do something that obliges you to "pop" whether ya want to or not.

I was competing with a couple of friends to see who could hold his breath the longest, and I was reading the daily newspaper-comics to distract me from my respiratory discomfort. Then I read a cartoon that really struck me funny and so I hadda laugh --- talk about self-imposed exhale!

by QuacksO October 23, 2018

guynocallogist

A physician specializing in the treatment of young women whose dream-boys are lax about getting back to them on the phone.

High school guidance-counsellor: A sizeable portion of the tearful students who seek my advice are "neglected" teen girls, so to lighten my workload and assure that I'll be able to assist as many alumni as possible, I always keep the local guynocallogist on speed-dial, so that I can quickly/effortlessly refer these cases to him.

by QuacksO March 28, 2019

littlery

A game of chance with only paltry-amount payout-prizes.

If you hafta buy dozens or hundreds of tickets before you win da LOTtery, said winnings may feel merely like you played da LITTLEry.

by QuacksO October 2, 2020

Lock Ness Monster

Humorous reference to Al Capone or any of da other evil 'n' ferocious Godfather-goons of da Prohibition era whom Da Great Elliott wanted to secure in a prison cell with da turn of a key.

Da term "Lock Ness Monster" could also work in reverse, and refer to how da assorted mobsters viewed da renegade "Treasury Man" for his relentless pursuit of them and his efforts to curtail their personal freedom.

by QuacksO November 6, 2022

arkitecture

Da art of designing and constructing very large boats.

Supposedly they've located da remains of Noah's famous work of master carpentry, so he must have had exceptional arkitecture skills to create something dat lasted for untold millennia like dat!

by QuacksO February 13, 2024