Offering to spread yer legs for a guy in return for his assistance is da best sincentive dat he could possibly ask for.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
One often does exersizes to enlarge muscles and reduce belly-fat. Another not-so-well-known regimen that's something like this was detailed in a humorous narrative a few years ago: a dude riding on a public bus notices a fellow passenger vigorously massaging her quite-ample chest while chanting something quietly to herself. Upon curiously questioning her, da guy is surprised to hear da lady say dat six months earlier, her therapist had recommended a fairly-simple cure for her then-unusually-flat chest --- "I just massage the area for a few minutes several times a day while uttering the phrase, 'Scooby-dooby-doobies, I want bigger boobies!' And as you can see, it's worked wonderfully!" Da guy ponders a moment and then asks, "Is your therapist Jim Jones, by any chance?" Upon hearing dat it is and being asked how he guessed, da dude replies a bit sheepishly, "Hickory-dickory-dock..."
by QuacksO February 11, 2020
Da term "exspurt" can also refer to a former intimacy-partner who liked to ejaculate a lot. Perhaps dat could have been one of da main reasons dat he is no longer you significant other --- i.e., if he was always just wanting you to get him off, rather than giving caring attention to you, carrying on meaningful conversations, helping you out, etc.
by QuacksO February 28, 2022
As much as da Three Stooges swatted and clobbered each other, it's a wonder dat they didn't suffer strucktural damage.
by QuacksO May 22, 2022
Actress Allen tried to ingracieate herself with William Boyd to get him to pull strings for her wif da Hollywood mucky-mucks in order to get her husband into da western pictures. Da Hopalong Cassidy star was indeed pleased to work with said famous and likeable showgirl, although he immediately saw through her little game right off.
by QuacksO May 12, 2023
Acronym for “Pain In The Butt Unless Liberally Liquored”. Refers to a whiny spoiled-rotten individual who exhibits selfish immature “canine” tendencies (making lots of noise and creating messy chaos, getting underfoot and wanting constant attention when others are busy, sniffing and nuzzling everyone continuously, etc.), and whose disruptive behavior subsides only at times when he is totally passed out from excessive alcohol intake.
I have to bring my lazy good-fer-nuthin' brother a twelve-pack every day. or he's a bleepin' p,i.t.b.u.l.l.!
by QuacksO December 12, 2013
Da "explosive" act of briefly showing a not-in-da-mood guy your big luscious shapely boobs, suddenly causing him to want to jump your bones.
Using a flash-bang technique may indeed give a guy a "hasty hard-on", but if you then delay at all before getting it on, he may just-as-quickly "deflate", and then it may be difficult of impossible for him to "get it up again" for a good while.
by QuacksO July 04, 2023