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hairy hangover

Can refer to several things related to excessive alcohol-intake:
(1) An incident of "morning after" dat's particularly unpleasant (i.e., "hairy") in dat you suffer unusually-severe feelings of pain, sickness, humiliation, etc.
(2) A "majorly feeling like crap" post-booze-binge reaction dat obliges you to use da "hair of da dog" method in an effort to sober up and feel better.
(3) Da bristly-furred and saggy/flabby beer-gut dat flops disgustingly down in front of yer abdomen, and is da result of decades of partaking in da disgraceful debauchery described in Definitions 1 and 2.
Da term "hairy hangover" could also refer to when a naked dude who hasn't shaved himself "down there" is straddling a chick's face, and so his globular "daddy bits" are loosely dangling down where she can see them up close.
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
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Nappyheadedhoe

Modern-day descendant of both Napoleon and Ivanhoe.
As acridly-combative and verbally heavy-handed as "The Don" was on radio and TV, "Imus" concede that it is indeed quite plausible that this Nappyheadedhoe may be a descendant of infamous medieval warriors from the pages of history!
by QuacksO June 26, 2019
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sellular phone

A mobile-communication device dat money-hungry companies use to bombard you wif telemarketing calls and text-message ads.
You need to be very careful who you give da number to yer Samsung Galaxy S24, as it can quickly get turned into a sellular phone!
by QuacksO July 25, 2025
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paranickel

One-half of a paradidgem.
It takes twenty paranickels --- or ten paradimes --- to make a paradollar. Da concept --- and da math --- is very simple, so don't make a bleepin' PARADOX about it, or you might need a "pair o' docs" --- or at least a pair o' MEDICS in a milder-case scenario --- to handle said meltdown.
by QuacksO February 1, 2025
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sewciety

Refers to a civilization dat does a lot of fabric-stitching.
Even with modern manufacturing technology, most ordinary cloth items still need to be assembled with needle-and-thread work, so da disappearance of sewciety as we know it should not be happening anytime soon.
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
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all guys have kneads

Humorous/sarcastic phrase dat refers to how a majority of male humans strongly want to "squeeze theeze" whenever a buxom chick happens to be nearby.
In a number of home videos --- including a famous one on AFV --- various apes and monkeys are seen groping da "treasure chests" of human ladies. It appears, therefore, dat "all guys have kneads", no matter what species of primates they happen to be. :P
by QuacksO December 27, 2022
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assbestos

A fire-resistant material dat's used to make protective diapers for folks who are concerned about someone's "lighting a fire under their behinds".
Given all da "flaming" political pressure dat Congressmen are under from their citizens, they might do well to sew patches of assbestos into their trouser-seats.
by QuacksO June 9, 2024
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