How capable one is of staying at a roadside-lodgings establishment. Could be affected by various things, such as the person's medical needs, or whether said individual has to wear an ankle-monitor.
Anytime I meet a new gal, I always hafta remember to inquire as to her motelity, just in case we can't always just do the standard "your place or mine?" routine when we wanna have a good time.
by QuacksO September 15, 2020
Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.
Thanks to the rules of the immune system, dead people cannot be blamed or caused to feel regret for prejudiced remarks, as is shown in the following infamous comic conversation from television.
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: I would not kill the Jews... I would just toss a penny between them, and watch them fight to the death over it! Or in the case of a couple Catholic priests, I would toss in a small boy!
Jeff Dunham: Stop it, Achmad! You can't be telling racist jokes on my show! It offends people!
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: Well, I'm already dead, so what do I care?
{{audience guffaws}}
Achmad the Dead Terrorist: SILENCE!!! I KEEL you!
by QuacksO November 23, 2013
(verb) To scowlingly address someone's posterior instead of his face, and demand to know why said "padded pair" behaved in whatever way it was dat displeased you. Could also be spelled "conback", where a fretful human simmeringly demands why your shoulder-blades or vertebrae offended him/her somehow.
Baked-beans-loving dude: I always sufferingly abstain from helpings of B&M's or Bush's for several hours beforehand whenever I'm gonna be venturing out in public --- especially if I'll be needing to either stand in a crowd or wait in line at any time during said outing --- to hopefully avoid any red-faced conrearations regarding my "lively" intestinal reactions to said tasty steaming delectables.
by QuacksO November 05, 2023
Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.
You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.
by QuacksO April 11, 2024
Tronald Dump is so clueless about da task of being Prez --- not to mention being totally out-of-touch with reality, logic, and decency --- dat I dunno if it would even be possible to accurately determine HIS capability-paramateurs!
by QuacksO January 17, 2025
Da huge raucous to-do dat Bob and Ray's infamous news reporter tries to make out of absurdly trivial subject matter.
WALLY Ballou usually chooses such incredibly mundane subject-matter to create his classic "hullaballous" about dat he might need da expert musical-artistry of KURT Ballou just to get people interested in listening to his insipid news-broadcasting!
by QuacksO March 12, 2024
Perhaps da master artists in oils and watercolors may indeed have had elevated testorsterone levels and thus produced amazing paint-on-canvas works, but a number of them were totally obnoxious jerks as far as their overall personalities were concerned.
by QuacksO November 29, 2021