QuacksO's definitions

skitsophrenia

A crazed and delusional condition caused by reading too many b**ls**t submissions for da local school play.

I tediously waded through well over a hundred stupid-a** ideas for what we should present on junior acting night at the high school ,and now I gots a rip-roarin' case of skitsophrenia!

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

theme song

The only worthwhile part of an otherwise-boring radio/TV show, especially for younger audiences.

The content of "Made in Maine with Lou McNally" is never of much interest to me, but they've got one WHOPPER of a theme song!

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

musical "bacon bits"

Crisp "juicy deep-fried" twangy-electric-guitar undertone/accompaniment-accents that create satisfying additional fullness/richness to a bouncy melody.

Succulent "fruits 'n' vegetables" compositions --- i.e., songs with lovely bold tones from horns, woodwinds, strings, and keyboards, and with a nice lively thumpy-thump beat --- are all well and good on their own, but they are always so much more audibly "fulfilling" if there are a moderation of musical "bacon bits" sprinkled in throughout the tune, as well. Check out towing-serviceman Ron Pratt's theme song on YouTube to see what I mean.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Thimblena

A helpful-minded flower-spirit nymph who liked to do sewing for people.

I wonder if Thimblena was kin to the elves who helped out the shoemaker, since in both instances they were tiny-statured humans who assisted the less-fortunate of their "regular-sized" brethren?

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Pinch Me

Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.

It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.

Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.

by QuacksO November 2, 2018

Tumblena

A blonde-haired plant-nymph who was born inside a "prairie-wheel" bush, rather than a garden-flower.

Tumblena never had to ask anyone for a ride to places she wanted to go; she would just wait till the wind was blowing in the right direction, and then hop a lift on a passing "organic bowling ball".

by QuacksO November 3, 2018