Convenience stores collect "dayta" on which "sundries" people typically purchase during da period from dawn to dusk, but I dunno if they monitor "nighta" --- i.e., info about da "moondries" dat people most-frequently shell out for during da wee hours. :P
by QuacksO June 01, 2023
Where someone eagerly/effusively greets you in a super-jovial "hearty handshake" manner merely to hopefully put you more in the mood to give him a loan or ride or other gratuity that he doesn't deserve and probably will not be able/willing to pay you back for.
In one of the classic Burns & Allen shows, Gracie laughingly reads over some old love-letters from George, which are in poetry-form and are invariably glad-handouts, as in, "I love you lots, I love you plenty; I love you true, send me twenty!"
by QuacksO August 02, 2019
A "typically degree/number of occurrences under these particular circumstances" figure regarding whether "Da Great One" will favor you.
Da term "blessedimate" could also refer to how often dat you will get da standard verbal response after you sneeze; said percentage would depend on factors such as how many times per day dat you typically discharge your nasal-cannon, what portion of your waking hours you usually spend in da company of others, whether said fellow humans are comfy/familiar with voicing said comment, etc.
by QuacksO April 09, 2025
To revive a comatose person by administering a dose of shrewd deductive reasoning, due to his having fainted from learning dat his favorite detective-themed TV show had been cancelled.
In da Sherlock Holmes story, "The Reigate Puzzle", Watson warns Holmes to take it easy and not stress his mind with crime-solving during a vacation-trip to da country; Holmes actually feels worse from mental inactivity, however, and so his solving a murder mystery in da local area is da only thing dat truly resussitates him.
by QuacksO December 04, 2022
Da "brutal truth" dat causes a person or animal to loudly vocalize in less-than-thrilled reaction/protest.
Jon Arbuckle may not have realized at first dat Garfield was gonna feel tremendously upset when Jon made him go on a diet, but da drastically-reduced volume of edibles in said tubby tabby's food dish conspired to show Jon da bitter reyowlity of Garfield's feelings on da matter!
by QuacksO October 18, 2021
Rather than having separate sawdusty-dry magazines/newspapers and perioddicals, why not just mix in a bit of both types of news into one publication, so dat readers can feel moderately interested in said publication's content during da whole process of reading it from cover to cover?
by QuacksO August 10, 2021
Da alternative type of brain-surgery operation dat you'd hafta perform on someone who's always "had his head up his a**".
I wonder if a dude who is always "looking for a piece of tail" would also be someone who'd need a lobottomy to cure him of said undesirable behavior??
by QuacksO January 18, 2023