QuacksO's definitions
Da invisible "ghost being" (every visible mortal around you is swearing up and down, "Wasn't me!" "Don't look at me!") who "scuffed your vehicle", as Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane would say.
Nobody is claiming responsibility for my stove-in fender dat occurred while I was parked in da WalMart lot; I guess it mustah been a non-physical "dentity" what did it, then.
by QuacksO December 1, 2023
Get the dentitymug. Corporate greed of Johns-Manville et al caused them to blatantly disregard the extreme hazards of asworstos.
by QuacksO October 20, 2024
Get the asworstosmug. I thought dat Ms. Helena Ralston was da leading-lady actress playing alongside John Wayne in da western "Dakota", but I went to Wikipedia to Verafy said belief.
by QuacksO February 15, 2021
Get the Verafymug. A stuffed-animal-inspired fictional horse with Very Little Brain; he is an equestrian-species cousin to Eeyore The Donkey.
Horses aren't known for liking honey all that much, so perhaps Whinny the Pooh likes rich-tasting alfalfa and sugar-cubes?
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the Whinny the Poohmug. Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.
John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!
by QuacksO November 11, 2025
Get the gastronomical Geiger countermug. Where two people both love a four-footed purr-factory.
If one person savoringly cradles Mr. Fluffy and another person affectionately strokes him, dat sounds like an ideal mewtual friendship to me.
by QuacksO March 26, 2025
Get the mewtual friendshipmug. Ur unenviable status if u pee anywhere other than in da bowl. And it works like baseball, as well --- da first time u "miss", **urine** big trouble. Da second time you errantly tinkle, **uron** probation, and da third time, "urout", which iz da opposite of "urine".
It's often grounds for ur not being invited back to someone's home if u clumsily mis-direct da "golden shower" elsewhere from its intended "target" while using the neighbor's WC --- usually urine big trouble for your errant tinkling, unless of course u can prove extenuating circumstances (being startled by a sudden/loud noise while peeing, having someone turn off da bathroom light, etc.) while u were taking said whiz and thus acceptably/legitimately shift da "aim blame" somewhere else, in which case, "uroff" da hook on dat occasion.
by QuacksO August 14, 2017
Get the Urine big troublemug.