Definitions by QuacksO

arachnonistic

Gettin' yer eras mixed up regarding spider-related matters.

Eight-legged anthropods have been around for many millennia, so you could not easily say anything arachnonistic about them.

arachnonistic by QuacksO January 2, 2026

kettleogue

Or simply, "kettleog". An items-for-sale publication dat offers lots of whistling/steaming metal vessels for making tea, soup, etc.

I usually just use saucepans and stewpots for my food-cooking needs, but I still find it fun to peruse a kettleogue and look at da neat and attractive designs of said culinary simmerers.

kettleogue by QuacksO January 2, 2026

Thrusday

Add a "t" between the "s" and the "d", and it's what a horny stud views EVERY day of da week as being.

Curvy chick: Anytime I venture out around town, I always go home afterwards wif a numbed and exhausted coochie, 'cuz all of da hot-in-da-crotch guys I meet think it's "Thrusday".

Thrusday by QuacksO January 2, 2026

anomoly

A slight "flaw in da slaw" regarding da elemental makeup of a hardened-steel device.

Da clerk at da hardware store gave me a new drill-bit to replace da one dat had broken too easily; he then got a microscope and looked at da jagged surfaces of da broken bit, and told me dat da breakage had been caused by an anomoly in da metal-mix.

anomoly by QuacksO January 2, 2026

technocality

Some minuscule bu**s**t anomaly in a piece of modern music.

A plagiarism lawsuit against a small garage band was thrown out on a technocality.

technocality by QuacksO January 2, 2026

Viqueen

Da wife of a ViKING.

Humorous example of a "Viqueen", from an old Hägar the Horrible cartoon:
First frame: Hägar and Helga are walking through a town, and someone from off-frame exclaims admiringly/approvingly, "Now, THERE goes a GREAT VIKING!" Hägar looks back over his shoulder and beamingly smirks.

Second frame: "Who's the little guy with her?!" Now it's HELGA'S turn to look smilingly self-satisfied, and Hägar's smug expression abruptly droops crestfallenly to realize that the onlookers think that HELGA is the only one in the pair who has truly earned the right to be considered a worthy Viking, and that he is just a lazy short fat guy who's merely "along for the ride".

Viqueen by QuacksO January 1, 2026

dee-eye-wires

Non-professional homeowners who perform their own electrical work.

Note to first-time dee-eye-wires --- be sure to (A) avoid drinking alcohol beforehand and (B) read up on safety manuals and code-specifications so dat you don't get a major "buzz" when installing ceiling-fans, light-fixtures, and dimmer-switches.

dee-eye-wires by QuacksO December 31, 2025