What Elliot Ness unexpectedly experienced when he spotted da recently-eliminated-at-da-hands-of-da-Mob Malone's street-address written on da matchbook-cover carried by Frank Nitti inside da courthouse, and realized dat Nitti must therefore have been da murderer.
Elliot Ness may indeed have begun having "Racine thoughts" upon seeing da address of his deceased friend written inside da cover of Nitti's matchbook, but then his mind REALLY started to "operate in turbo mode" when said slickly-attired hooligan yanked his gun back out and started majorly shootin' up da place!
by QuacksO September 01, 2022
Get the Racine thoughtsmug. Many of da stories in Da Brothers Grimm's book were morbid and violent; I much prefer da modern-day ferry tales, where everyone generally makes an effort to get along and work together.
by QuacksO September 04, 2022
Get the ferry talesmug. If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.
by QuacksO May 22, 2018
Get the wedding serumonymug. Da "perpetually thirsty" King and Duke had hoped to begin living a life of luxsherry once they'd absconded with da Wilks family's fortune, but thanks to Huck, Doc Robinson, other caring townspeople, and da real Wilks brothers, all dat said "pair of low-down reptiles" ended up with was even drier throats --- not to mention emptier pockets, thanks to their "making up da deffersit" of da slightly-less-than-da-stated-total of da deceased man's gold loot by adding in virtually all of their own ill-gotten gold coins --- than they'd had to start with!
by QuacksO July 07, 2025
Get the a life of luxsherrymug. Refers to the "dimensions" and other "juicy" T&A specs of a buxom (i.e., she has "D"-size boobs or bigger) chick with a nice shapely posterior (i.e., "tail").
I strive to be significantly more respectful of "the fairer sex" than merely-lecherous studs do, and so --- while I certainly do enjoy knowing the D-tails of a particular hottie just as much as the next guy would --- I instead concentrate on finding out how nice a personality a lady has, and if she is a good snuggle-bunny in bed.
by QuacksO July 13, 2019
Get the D-tailsmug. Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 05, 2017
Get the butt buffer-zonemug. Refers to any case where Big Brother hypocritically "talks out of both sides of his mouth" in the management/oversight of certain economic policies; i.e., the Government loudly claims to approve/disapprove of a certain practice/behavior, yet they tax you or charge you extra if you actually "do the right thing" in that instance.
A classic example of "propriety-penalty" is the marriage-tax, whereby two people who marry are collectively charged more than twice the amount of income-tax that just one of them would have to pay "on his own", and government-provided financial assistance (i.e., Social Security, SSI Disability, etc.) that two benefits-eligible people receive is significantly reduced if they get married instead of merely practicing the socially-frowned-upon "co-habitating without a wedding band" living-arrangement... in both cases, you get "financially penalized" for "doing the right thing"! It's little wonder that so few couples --- especially the younger ones who might be required to pay income tax if their earnings are high enough --- want to "tie the knot" nowadays; these destructive monetary policies actually **encourage** love-birds to "misbehave" in this way.
by QuacksO August 01, 2018
Get the propriety-penaltymug.