whydespread

A prolific-over-a-broad-topographical-area phenomenon of people's asking the reason for something.
Nancy Pelosi refused to detail Obamacare, resulting in whydespread demanding answers about her reluctance to reveal what was actually in said bill.
by QuacksO May 02, 2021
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shimulator

Something dat mimics an actual real gap-filling device.
Used-vehicle-selling shysters of yore would fill da badly-worn gearboxes of old rattletraps with sawdust to temporarily quiet da chattering components so dat prospective buyers would think dat said almost-ready-to-fail transmissions were in better condition than they actually were. Of course, said granulated wood was merely a shimulator, though, as da hapless new owners of said unworthy scrap-heaps soon found out when da wobbly gears eventually jammed and broke in spectacular noisy fashion, and scattered chunks of metal all over da roadway behind them!
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
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sirroundings

A sizeable number of male humans randomly scattered about da area under discussion.
I tried to locate my buddy at da community barbecue, but even though he's a broad-muscled hulk who stands at over six feet, he got totally lost in da sirroundings --- i.e., I couldn't visually pick him out from among da multitudes of other big tall dudes who were also present at said gala shindig. Fortunately, my large-bodied chum had his cell phone with him, and so I was able to ring him up, and he told me his current locale so dat I could go and join him at one of da picnic tables.
by QuacksO February 24, 2025
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calmrade

Someone who tags along wif you and stabilizes your emotions during stressful situations.
As a condition of her probation, Madea was sentenced to attend anger-management classes, with dubious results (da highly-infamous wrecking of the little red sports car with the forklift is a classic indication of this ineffectiveness) --- perhaps da judge should also have assigned said "mad Black woman" a 24-hour calmrade, as well!
by QuacksO May 08, 2023
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rollin' in the dough

Pertains to the (illegal, unfortunately, thanks to "Big Tobacco" legislation!) act of using a cigarette-making machine to create hand-made smokes (i.e., "rolling" them), and then selling them comparatively cheaply to other people who cannot afford store-bought cigarettes, and thus the "dough" will come "rolling in".
If tobacco companies truly don't want private people to "roll in the dough" by selling home-made cigarettes, they should not charge such astronomical sums for their own factory-made smokes that they literally price a lot of lower-income people right out of their own market! Heck, these "nicotine giants" are totally "rollin' in the dough" already, so why don't they make it easier for all of us by making their products more affordable for the masses???
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
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Nebrasska

Da mid-western state where da bulk of da nation's copper and zinc come from.
If most of America's BRASS comes from NeBRASSka, and PENCILvania makes the bulk of our PENCILS, is lot of our FLOORing manufactured in FLOORida???
by QuacksO January 02, 2021
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C-SPAM

A major b**ls**t media-broadcaster that bombards us wif a constant deluge of useless crapola regarding our ineffective and corrupt government workings.
My cable company offered to include C-SPAM to my channels "package" for just $1.99 per month, but I opted out.
by QuacksO February 17, 2019
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