QuacksO's definitions

gobbligation

A mandatory responsibility to either wolf something down or make sounds like a turkey.

If you feel like you have a gobbligation to consume an edible at breakneck speed (like at a pie-eating contest), you'd risk developing such a tummy-ache afterwards dat you'd make agonized noises dat might indeed resemble how a large bulky wattle-sporting bird sounds off.

by QuacksO April 21, 2022

It just creates issues

A sour play-on-words remark dat refers to a publishing-house dat produces meritless printed-matter installments which causes its readers to either feel distress themselves, or influences/prompts them to perform imprudent actions themselves and/or misbehave in distressing ways towards others.

Commercialized-religion organizations, racial-hatred groups, and unwise-habit advocates are classic examples of entities dat disseminate merely hurtful crap dat doesn't serve any legitimate purpose and wastes da time/effort/materials consumed in producing said unhealthy reading-material. So any paper-media-creating business dat cooperates wif any of said debauched entities by printing their newsletters or catalogues doesn't perform a useful purpose, either --- it just creates issues.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

mediogre

What Shrek viewed himself as, until Donkey and Fiona proved him to actually be brave and noble.

Fiona viewed her new green-skinned appearance as mediogre until Shrek assured her dat he found her totally satisfying in da looks department.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

higherarcy

Da varying status of importance regarding brilliantly-sparking electric-wires at da top of a service-pole.

Having a burnable tree fall across electric wires and causing a blindingly-flashing short-circuit involves a much greater higherarcy for repair-crews than just a lightly-sputtering power-transformer on a "totally out in da air" utility-pole dat has no flammable objects nearby.

by QuacksO October 27, 2021

equalibraum

Da state of balance and tranquility dat people born between da last quarter of September and da last quarter of October strive to attain.

Da zodiac symbol for da period between September 23 and October 22 is a set of gravity-scales, so it's only natural dat folks born during this time-period would strive for perfect equaLIBRAum. :P

by QuacksO February 8, 2021

unfairway

What a majority of golf players truly view their putting-green as being, since it seems hell-bent on making their shots travel anywhere but how/where they intend for them to go.

Bob Stuyvesant from the Red Green Show seems to view all golf courses as being unfairways, whereas in reality he is merely a horridly-lousy golfer who likely couldn't make a decent shot even if he had a completely-level playing-field with perfectly-even-height grass-blades.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

staroids

High-powered mind-and-body-altering drugs that cause the user to just completely "space out" and gaze blankly at random objects/people for long periods of time without blinking.

Someone on staroids would do well to obtain a 24/7 assistant to administer eyedrops regularly.

by QuacksO June 5, 2017